#Permanent
Permanent Standard Time would reduce solar/circadian misalignment. Permanent Daylight Saving Time would worsen misalignment (at the expense of health, safety, and performance). #DitchDST
November 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Permanent undercat
Meowing is solved. Cats have 6 months left. Most cats are ngmi.
holy f*ck, Opus 5.5 JUST REPLACED MY CAT

i told it "meow for me"

and it said

"meow"

no hesistation, no food bowl required. my mind = blown.

This is just the beginning.
November 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
no take over the last two years has aged worse than "permanent trumpian realignment"

couldn't have happened to a bigger group of assholes
lmao at all the tech billionaires who saw 2024 and went "mandate???" and tied themselves and their entire fucking industries inextricably to a sinking ship
November 4, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Bad luck for them if they can't get that <1% margin of victory that creates permanent mandates for conservatives.
November 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I think Mike Rogers has tenure now as permanent Republican Senate candidate in Michigan.
November 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Bill Murray just casually hanging out on set needs to become a permanent fixture of the cable news experience
BILL MURRAY: Could you just say the words, 'My dog just died.' I want to see what happens to your smile

HASSETT: Well is it your dog, or my dog?

MURRAY: Your dog

HASSETT: Okay. My dog just died 😕
November 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Trump: "I got Greenland. We have Greenland. And nobody talks about it. I didn't have to go to war to do it. It's permanent. It's forever."
November 4, 2026 at 5:18 AM
UPDATE: NO SIGNS OF IMPLANT FAILURE. WE ARE ON OUR PATH TO PERMANENT TEEFS!!!!
My 90-day (+ some extras, I've been BUSY) checkup is tomorrow. This is the most critical checkup to see whether osseointegration was successful on all my implant posts. If you need me, I'll be FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

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November 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
MAKE. THE. OTTO. HELMET. PERMANENT.
October 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I don't care if its permanent standard time or permanent DST but this shit needs to end
November 1, 2026 at 9:14 AM
No one believed the 2024 Permanent Realignment more than tech billionaires
It appears that American AI and tech companies bold decision to constantly antagonize and frighten the public may not be paying off for them
November 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
She was pissed as soon as she found out it was permanent
October 31, 2026 at 4:23 PM
In this case, an independent helped to ensure Mississippi would not have its first Black senator since reconstruction.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/s...
McConaughey says independents serve as 'permanent check' on parties
Matthew McConaughey urges independent voters to participate in the Texas midterm election, calling it a 'permanent check' on power.
www.usatoday.com
November 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Effects might be permanent.
November 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
somehow I doubt the New York Times will be running any articles about how a sizable chunk of right-wing influencers were in a media bubble that told them memes about Anakin Skywalker and gender-bent Draco Malfoy would guarantee them a permanent political majority.
November 4, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Permanent residency for Cats
November 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Any chance we could get that paralyzed into silence thing to become permanent?
November 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i think they have all wildly overestimated the “generational” opportunity, but it’s absolutely true that they destroyed whatever inroads they made, and some of that might be permanent
A Trump staffer said: “We took over and we just kind of fucking botched it. The Democrats didn’t create some bullshit. We had a generational opportunity and we basically squandered it. Look at the coalition we had in 2024. Those people might not ever vote again in their lives.”
November 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
They literally don’t believe in the free market principles they espouse. It’s just propaganda. The truth is they just want to be the only ones allowed to make all the money & they don’t want the consumer to have any choice.
November 2, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Where is your precious Permanent Demographic Realignment now, Salzburg?
November 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i'm all for permanent daylight saving but we should figure out how to still give days an extra hour here an there
November 2, 2026 at 4:11 AM
checking in on the would-be influencers in November 2024 who insisted the “vibe-shift” was real & permanent lmaoooo
November 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
“Power is temporary, but the memory of betrayal is permanent!”
November 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Permanent STANDARD time, Senator Whitehouse
November 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
fortunately the werebear transformation from last night was permanent
November 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM