Eldritch NO PHONE 👁❌📱🍋 (1/2)
May 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Eldritch NO PHONE 👁❌📱🍋 (1/2)
Stress relief???
✨Shake your phone in 3 2 1✨
✨Shake your phone in 3 2 1✨
March 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Stress relief???
✨Shake your phone in 3 2 1✨
✨Shake your phone in 3 2 1✨
lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
July 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
lol you’ve got an AI girlfriend?? ur putting techbros in charge of your relationship??? ok buddy lmfao ok champ
ICYMI: The new $500 “American made” Trump phone is actually a 2-year-old phone made in China
www.ifixit.com/News/117789/...
www.ifixit.com/News/117789/...
July 17, 2026 at 2:19 PM
ICYMI: The new $500 “American made” Trump phone is actually a 2-year-old phone made in China
www.ifixit.com/News/117789/...
www.ifixit.com/News/117789/...
Trump is so predictable:
Step 1 — Create artificial crisis.
Step 2 — Make phone call.
Step 3 — Announce end of crisis.
Step 4 — Declare victory.
Step 1 — Create artificial crisis.
Step 2 — Make phone call.
Step 3 — Announce end of crisis.
Step 4 — Declare victory.
February 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trump is so predictable:
Step 1 — Create artificial crisis.
Step 2 — Make phone call.
Step 3 — Announce end of crisis.
Step 4 — Declare victory.
Step 1 — Create artificial crisis.
Step 2 — Make phone call.
Step 3 — Announce end of crisis.
Step 4 — Declare victory.
the future tech bros are dreaming of
September 25, 2026 at 1:07 PM
the future tech bros are dreaming of
Every time I step away from my phone for 2 seconds today
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Every time I step away from my phone for 2 seconds today
I've had basically no internet for the past 2 hours and the moment i get a ding on my phone i see this
July 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I've had basically no internet for the past 2 hours and the moment i get a ding on my phone i see this
1996: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
July 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
1996: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
2010: the internet stretches before you like the vast expanse of a new frontier. You dance through it, unhindered. Unburdened. You have never heard of 2-factor authentication.
2026: can't use the internet without your phone
Free Trial - Gator Days
December 6, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Free Trial - Gator Days
phone gossip part 2 :3c #babyfur #diaperfur
August 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
phone gossip part 2 :3c #babyfur #diaperfur
Officer 1: “Get out of the car!”
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”
The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.
This deserves a clear and fair investigation
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”
The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.
This deserves a clear and fair investigation
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Officer 1: “Get out of the car!”
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”
The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.
This deserves a clear and fair investigation
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”
The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.
This deserves a clear and fair investigation
/2 I assumed ”ICE took his phone and sold it” was a typo or something.
Nah bro. Thug THIEF scum.
Nah bro. Thug THIEF scum.
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
/2 I assumed ”ICE took his phone and sold it” was a typo or something.
Nah bro. Thug THIEF scum.
Nah bro. Thug THIEF scum.
forced 2 attend a gender segregated event with my super orthodox family, rebelling by reading a gay romance novel on my phone
September 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
forced 2 attend a gender segregated event with my super orthodox family, rebelling by reading a gay romance novel on my phone
this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
Let's get this out of our system:
BLACK PHONE$
BLACK PHONE 2: CALL RETURN
BLACK PHONE 2: PLEASE HOLD
BLACK PHONE 2: HOLD THE PHONE
BLACK PHONE 2: BIGGER AND BLACKER
BLACK PHONE 2: THE GRABBER ONLY RINGS TWICE
BLACK PHONE 2: *69
BLACK PHONE 2: THE SECOND LINE
BLACK PHONE 2: DIAL TOMB
BLACK PHONE$
BLACK PHONE 2: CALL RETURN
BLACK PHONE 2: PLEASE HOLD
BLACK PHONE 2: HOLD THE PHONE
BLACK PHONE 2: BIGGER AND BLACKER
BLACK PHONE 2: THE GRABBER ONLY RINGS TWICE
BLACK PHONE 2: *69
BLACK PHONE 2: THE SECOND LINE
BLACK PHONE 2: DIAL TOMB
October 27, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Let's get this out of our system:
BLACK PHONE$
BLACK PHONE 2: CALL RETURN
BLACK PHONE 2: PLEASE HOLD
BLACK PHONE 2: HOLD THE PHONE
BLACK PHONE 2: BIGGER AND BLACKER
BLACK PHONE 2: THE GRABBER ONLY RINGS TWICE
BLACK PHONE 2: *69
BLACK PHONE 2: THE SECOND LINE
BLACK PHONE 2: DIAL TOMB
BLACK PHONE$
BLACK PHONE 2: CALL RETURN
BLACK PHONE 2: PLEASE HOLD
BLACK PHONE 2: HOLD THE PHONE
BLACK PHONE 2: BIGGER AND BLACKER
BLACK PHONE 2: THE GRABBER ONLY RINGS TWICE
BLACK PHONE 2: *69
BLACK PHONE 2: THE SECOND LINE
BLACK PHONE 2: DIAL TOMB
phone, supposedly
December 5, 2024 at 3:18 PM
phone, supposedly
The $499 "American-made" Trump Mobile phone finally shipped. But repair experts at iFixit just tore it apart and found the exact opposite: a 2-year-old phone made in China, spray-painted gold, with a fake flag on the back. Read the full investigation: 👇
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/so-much-fo...
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/so-much-fo...
June 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The $499 "American-made" Trump Mobile phone finally shipped. But repair experts at iFixit just tore it apart and found the exact opposite: a 2-year-old phone made in China, spray-painted gold, with a fake flag on the back. Read the full investigation: 👇
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/so-much-fo...
www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/so-much-fo...
Interpreters after the 2 hour phone call between trump and putin:
May 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Interpreters after the 2 hour phone call between trump and putin: