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valvondran.bsky.social
Wait I thought AGP stood for Assigned Gender at Pirth
April 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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HABBY PIRTH
September 23, 2026 at 12:48 PM
mynameisgrant.bsky.social
It's fun how the Kingdom Hearts game titles reference their platform, like Pirth Sy Peep.
August 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
elempeng.bsky.social
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March 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
paperbackparadise.bsky.social
books

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Fantasy book cover featuring warriors holding their swords, a man riding a cat beast in the foreground holds an extra long sword up. Cover copy and title read: THE ONLY QUEST THAT MATTERS WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD? THIS IS NOT A PENIS THING IT'S ABOUT SWORDS By PIRTH RASSLEMIN review blurb: Not about holding your own penis. Realms Magazine WARNING: NOT ABOUT A MAN'S PENIS
September 10, 2024 at 3:41 PM
morkticia.bsky.social
Skeleton-Worm-A-Day #2:
Pirth, can see right through you
#SWAD666
August 27, 2026 at 4:35 AM
alligatorsedra.bsky.social
begun the halo wars have ...

#SFM #Halo #HaloSpotlight
UNSC forces defend Pirth city from a Covenant invasion. The UNSC launches a heavy assault. UNSC air forces destroy a Covenant army. Covenant forces push past a ruined UNSC line.
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
mikebrooks668.bsky.social
Damn, the cover for my next novel has been leaked.
An old-school fantasy novel cover featuring three men on a snowdrift in the background with swords and a man riding a giant cat in the foreground raising a very long sword at them. It has (presumably) been photoshopped so the title reads ‘Who Got The Longest Sword?’ with the tagline ‘This is not a penis thing it’s about swords’. The author name is “Pirth Rasslemin”. Other text on the cover says “the only quest that matters”, “warning: not about a man’s penis” and a quote of “not about holding your own penis” from “Realms Magazine”.
January 4, 2025 at 11:04 AM
paperbackparadise.bsky.social
UNSHEATHE AND WIELD THY SWORD! Three mighty warriors and a mutual wizard friend meet in middle of nowhere to settle a debate once and for all: WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD? A MESSAGE TO THE READER FROM AUTHOR PIRTH RASSLEMIN The book you hold in your hands is about swords. There is nothing in this book that one could read as a euphemism for a penis, and there certainly is no intended symbolism nor subtext that one could read as a comparison to men who use their hobbies to compensate for some insecurity. In fact, men have never really done this sort of thing. It's actually a fallacy that I hope to dispel with this exciting book about swords. and sword collecting - sharp swords, hard swords, thick swords, moisturized swords, swords that curve, and uncircumswords. So please, do us both a favor and buy this book that is 100% not about penises. THIS IS A BOOK ABOUT SWORDS
September 10, 2024 at 3:42 PM
smallmeat-404.bsky.social
What does AGP even mean? Assigned Gay at Pirth?
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
derp-u-shire.bsky.social
Habby pirth bay
June 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
eberrawolf.bsky.social
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August 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
sudarosonsuave.bsky.social
Categorizing the Lewdies of the SedaVerse’s nationalities

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May 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
tasrill.bsky.social
Close. It is actually Accelerated Graphics Pirth
April 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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And on building technology that includes, protects, and puts people first.

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March 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
theandyrat.bsky.social
The author will absolutely NOT be fielding questions about his pirth nor his yength.
paperbackparadise.bsky.social Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Sep 10
books

ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️
Fantasy book cover featuring warriors holding their swords, a man riding a cat beast in the foreground holds an extra long sword up. Cover copy and title read: THE ONLY QUEST THAT MATTERS WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD? THIS IS NOT A PENIS THING IT'S ABOUT SWORDS By PIRTH RASSLEMIN review blurb: Not about holding your own penis. Realms Magazine WARNING: NOT ABOUT A MAN'S PENIS
September 10, 2024 at 5:26 PM
nanette.bsky.social
a conversation about swords on the covers of metal albums reminded me of this (from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social)
Cover of fantasy book “who got the longest sword” by Pirth Rasslemin, which features three dudes in robes holding swords and a man riding some kind of wild beast who is holding the longest sword of all. The tagline on the book is “this is not a penis thing it’s about swords” Back of fake book cover, which contains the text “the book that you hold in your hands is about swords. There is nothing in this book that could be read as a euphemism for a penis, and there certainly is no intended symbolism no subtext that one could read as a comparisons to men who use their hobbies to compensate for any sort of insecurity…”
May 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
aldebaran14.bsky.social
The first PIRTH Hackathon against #TFGBV (technology-facilitated gender-based violence) on June 19-21. It is a global, virtual event, hence the duration is 24 hours. More information in the attached image. Register at: pirth.org/hackathon

#OGBV #GBV #VAW
June 10, 2024 at 12:26 PM
hex.ooo
Pirth Rasslemin moment
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Sep 10
books

ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️
Fantasy book cover featuring warriors holding their swords, a man riding a cat beast in the foreground holds an extra long sword up. Cover copy and title read: THE ONLY QUEST THAT MATTERS WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD? THIS IS NOT A PENIS THING IT'S ABOUT SWORDS By PIRTH RASSLEMIN review blurb: Not about holding your own penis. Realms Magazine WARNING: NOT ABOUT A MAN'S PENIS
March 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
shimp.bsky.social
its christmas in june when elf's are in heat,
so honry and bending over santas sleigh.
and once they are pregnard with elf pups complete,
they give pirth to elf puppy's on 𝒸𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈 𝒹𝒶𝓎.
June 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
shy-alon.bsky.social
To save his mentor from ALS, nurse Adrian Pirth injects her with an experimental virus.
It succeeds, restoring Prof. Tessa Magnus's vitality and mental prowess.
But something goes wrong. She starts forgetting everything that made her who she was, from her wife, Dawn, to the science that rescued her.
April 4, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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March 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
foolishred.bsky.social
Assigned billionaire at pirth
February 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM