#Pissups
Poor little entitled diddums. His best was no where near adequate . Perhaps he could have stopped having pissups and actually done some work.
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Reform really are a complete and utter shitshow aren’t they? Pissups and breweries…
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Well, there's a few pubs near the Home Office, so maybe crash the inevitable office pissups this afternoon?
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Perhaps their pissups are better. And maybe shes found a replacement crush for Boris
September 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
fuck i love furries that arent constantly having terminally online pissups and log off and go outside and go to a furry con anmd buy my stuff
February 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Secretary of Pissups !
August 15, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Secretary of PissUps, *hic*
August 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Pissups and breweries?
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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And running the finetooth comb over personal assets and income avenues for retirees is just RAPING the old for more Politician pissups.
October 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Using SNAP money to dress up for Mar A Lardo pissups?
ROB SCHMITT: People are using SNAP benefits to get their nails done, to get their weaves and their hair. This is a really ugly program.

SEN. RON JOHNSON: That program needs to be dramatically reformed.
November 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pissups and breweries come to mind. Still, a win is a win.
September 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Just watched it.

Chris Mason, BBCs very own snivelling little pant-sniffer comparing the resignation of Starmer to Johnson.

Fucking Johnson resigned in shame over pissups during lockdown.

Not resigning due to a concerted media assassination.

Is this country even governable?
June 22, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Well I'd believed that the IX had disappeared down one of those awful Gallic lavatoria suffering from a bout of Trottus Incredibilis after consuming some dodgy shellfish. However it's clear that they ended up losing in one of @wulfhelm.bsky.social's 'Pissups' & suffered from Hangoverus Terribilis.
March 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Breakfast today is a pain au chocolat and the kind of coffee described by Garrison Keillor as being able to open a dead man's eyes.

It's nearly December and we know what happens in December!

YES! Major pissups and excessive quantities of chocolate.
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
about the invasion, what do you think??????!! i hate russia?? we fled it?? i hated it my whole life because im gay and trans and have women in my life i care about???? my dad has theoretical pissups about politics that fuck everybody off and isolate us from slav diaspora but thats about it
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Pissups brewery etc. etc.
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pissups and breweries come to mind
April 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ah no no we only want to Revive the High Street through the power of pissups and gambling, none of that ✨ literature✨ nonsense
February 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
// DO NOT FORGET THE PISSUPS
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Missing all the work christmas pissups
December 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Incredibly strange feeling to have come from a giant close-knit family that takes the several annual celebratory pissups very seriously to then join a family where great nanny *didn't* spit out 12 kids by the end of the war and you're lucky to see one another at a funeral
October 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
He was perfectly good at planning pissups in Number Ten though.
January 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Is it just them trying to jump onto the bandwagon to look like they're keeping up with trends to parents or do vendors take them out to pissups?
November 1, 2024 at 10:05 AM
We should form a club. Bumper stickers. Newsletters. Annual drunken pissups.
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Well I guess being an elite pressman you're used to being off your tits on 4 hour lunch breaks down the pub and 10 hour pissups till the wee hours so you show up to work drunk on the regular. For the rest of us the chances of being pissed or high are of equal measure in the morning: we fucking aint.
March 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM