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she/they, a bird that writes.

i work hard so my self can have a better life.
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There are many reasons to hate on generative AI and large language models but my personal #1 reason is gen AI marketing appropriating the sparkle emoji.

It's blatant erasure of sarcastic bitch culture and I won't stand for it.
what about if the two main characters are a wet and an edgy fuck prince
your MMC falls under one of two categories: "edgy fuck prince" or "wet". only when you understand which category he belongs to will you be able to successfully market your book
November 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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🐈 Store Manager Sea Cucumber
📸 shuetsotong_catcat
November 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
in unsurprising news today i am also very tired aha
November 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
(disability benefits mention warning thing i guess?)

missing out on disability benefits by one (1) point in the "daily living" category while I have an extra four (4!!!) points in the "mobility" category because I mean, going places is not in any way part of anyone's daily living, right 🫠
November 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Book covers from my childhood that I still think about.
November 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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here is a new limited-edition linoprint hand-finished with watercolour paint that's available in my shop - only 11 available, signed, numbered, dated & printed on thick vegan Fabriano Unica art paper

shop.frankduffy.co.uk/product/wolf... #wolf #witchsky #art #printmaking #linoprinting
November 2, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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November issue
November 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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The best part of being an adult is committing to a bit so hard that toddlers are thrilled and teenagers are embarrassed
November 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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DIY potato baby needs to run out to Home Depot to finish the stone patio. Photo from my collection, 1962.
November 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Moon Makes Me Do It
#werewolf
November 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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#Boktober 08
I wanted to at least finish the page before the end of the month, so I dug down deep and found the energy to sketch-paint not only one chicken but three! Tiny fluffs of different colors
#chickens #birds
October 31, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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The rain kind of put a damper on Halloween this year, but my husband did make a Cerberus costume for our tiny dog.
November 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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It's the last day of #Boktober 🐓
This one's a shiny.
#chickens #birds #watercolor
November 1, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

THIS YEAR I’M GOING AS A SLEEPY CAT
October 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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A friend of mine took this pic a few years ago of a local station’s error. He sadly died earlier this year. While this isn’t exactly his legacy, it left a huge mark.
So everyone please turn your cocks back tonight for Mike.
October 31, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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“Go outside” they said. “You’ll love the fresh air” they said. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
October 31, 2026 at 8:19 PM
THE FISH????
If you saw my posts on firing our ‘medieval’ kiln this week, you might like to see the results.

All are exact copies of original medieval tiles, made as authentically as possible from clays dug on the same site as the kiln, and using hand-carved wooden blocks.

Aren’t they beautiful?
October 31, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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My favorite four Monster Mashtobers from last year! It was too hard to teach and work on them this time around, but as I adjust back into education I do hope that next year I can make you all some monsters again. Happy Halloween!🦇
October 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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Windowpane prose to reach a ~wider readership~

Please use adverbs and semicolons and ten-dollar vocab words. Please make your prose prettier. Please play with sentence structure and POV and narration. I want fewer novels that read like screenplays written for middleschoolers.
What’s a storytelling convention you wish more writers would challenge? Kill your darlings—that one #writingq #WritingCommunity
October 31, 2026 at 2:09 PM
The Monarch of the Gweh
October 31, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Took Jay to the doctor for his stomach issues on Tuesday

Took Ishtar to the vet for her stomach issues on Thursday

Took Tomoe to the vet for her bladder issues this morning

I am VERY READY FOR THINGS TO STOP HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
October 31, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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October 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
(for the record i am still a high-grade astarion hater, the book is for jay)
October 30, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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It's kind of ironic that so many people constantly argue that romance will be the easiest to replace with AI because it's so formulaic, but that's just the ignorance of people who have never tried to write a compelling emotional journey inside that formula. You gotta BRING THE FEELS.
October 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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One more for birdtober! Eastern towhees for the mnemonic prompt. Their drink-your-tea call is memorable for sure :)

@kaylafiskbirds.bsky.social #BirdtoberClub #BirdArt #birdtober #wildlifeArt #NatureArt #birds #SciArt
October 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM