One of the pissy mattresses here was so disgusting I had to use a cyclist in motion to obscure it from view. #pissymattress #pissymattresses #london #catford #streetphotography #londonlife

What's that? You want more #pissymattress photos taken at night? I'm your pusher...

#pissymattresses #Lewisham #HitherGreen #Catford #streetphotography #londonlife

I see you, little one... #pissymattresses #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #mattressesofblusky #londonlife #streetphotography #catford #streetsofgold

Probably just waiting for an Uber... #pissymattresses #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #mattressesofblusky #londonlife #streetphotography #mottingham #streetsofgold

What's better than a #pissymattress during the day? #Pissymattresses by night, of course! Here's a little selection from the 2022, my last in #HitherGreen - the jewel of #Lewisham.

#streetphotography #londonlife #mattressesofbluesky

Never did a thing wrong, never hurt anyone. Tragic. #pissymattresses #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #mattressesofblusky #londonlife #streetphotography #catford #rusheygreen #streetsofgold

Go for a walk, clear your head, think happy thoughts... #pissymattresses

My morning walk to the station is a lovely way to start the day... #pissymattresses #mattressesoflondon #streetsofgold #londonlife

What a lovely morning for a brisk stroll in Mottingham... #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #pissymattresses #londonlife

On my old Twitter account I would post a "Start your week with a #pissymattress" photo almost every Monday morning. Here's a lovely offering from #Lewisham I found in 2019. I have enough photos, from my time living there, to post one every Monday morning until mid 2031 I reckon. #pissymattresses