Sunshine in Whitefoot, and a pair of pissy mattresses. #bankholiday #sunshine #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #streetphotography #streetsofgold #londonlife
May 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sunshine in Whitefoot, and a pair of pissy mattresses. #bankholiday #sunshine #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #streetphotography #streetsofgold #londonlife
One of the pissy mattresses here was so disgusting I had to use a cyclist in motion to obscure it from view. #pissymattress #pissymattresses #london #catford #streetphotography #londonlife
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
One of the pissy mattresses here was so disgusting I had to use a cyclist in motion to obscure it from view. #pissymattress #pissymattresses #london #catford #streetphotography #londonlife
What's that? You want more #pissymattress photos taken at night? I'm your pusher...
#pissymattresses #Lewisham #HitherGreen #Catford #streetphotography #londonlife
#pissymattresses #Lewisham #HitherGreen #Catford #streetphotography #londonlife
April 7, 2025 at 10:31 AM
What's that? You want more #pissymattress photos taken at night? I'm your pusher...
#pissymattresses #Lewisham #HitherGreen #Catford #streetphotography #londonlife
#pissymattresses #Lewisham #HitherGreen #Catford #streetphotography #londonlife
I see you, little one... #pissymattresses #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #mattressesofblusky #londonlife #streetphotography #catford #streetsofgold
May 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Probably just waiting for an Uber... #pissymattresses #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #mattressesofblusky #londonlife #streetphotography #mottingham #streetsofgold
May 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Probably just waiting for an Uber... #pissymattresses #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #mattressesofblusky #londonlife #streetphotography #mottingham #streetsofgold
What's better than a #pissymattress during the day? #Pissymattresses by night, of course! Here's a little selection from the 2022, my last in #HitherGreen - the jewel of #Lewisham.
#streetphotography #londonlife #mattressesofbluesky
#streetphotography #londonlife #mattressesofbluesky
April 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
What's better than a #pissymattress during the day? #Pissymattresses by night, of course! Here's a little selection from the 2022, my last in #HitherGreen - the jewel of #Lewisham.
#streetphotography #londonlife #mattressesofbluesky
#streetphotography #londonlife #mattressesofbluesky
It's been a little while since I posted a #pissymattress photo so here's one from October 2021, taken in #HitherGreen in #Lewisham. I'm not sure you can park a mattress there but I'm not a driver so what do I know, eh? #streetphotography #londonlife
February 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's been a little while since I posted a #pissymattress photo so here's one from October 2021, taken in #HitherGreen in #Lewisham. I'm not sure you can park a mattress there but I'm not a driver so what do I know, eh? #streetphotography #londonlife
Never did a thing wrong, never hurt anyone. Tragic. #pissymattresses #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #mattressesofblusky #londonlife #streetphotography #catford #rusheygreen #streetsofgold
May 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Never did a thing wrong, never hurt anyone. Tragic. #pissymattresses #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #mattressesofblusky #londonlife #streetphotography #catford #rusheygreen #streetsofgold
I always thought this #pissymattress looked sadder than they usually do, like a new kid at school during break time watching the other kids playing footie but too nervous to ask to join in so just standing there, watching and hoping someone will reach out. #streetphotography #londonlife
February 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I always thought this #pissymattress looked sadder than they usually do, like a new kid at school during break time watching the other kids playing footie but too nervous to ask to join in so just standing there, watching and hoping someone will reach out. #streetphotography #londonlife
Maximum impact pissy mattress placement. Top work.
#mottingham #london #londonlife #pissymattress #mattressesoflondon
#mottingham #london #londonlife #pissymattress #mattressesoflondon
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Maximum impact pissy mattress placement. Top work.
#mottingham #london #londonlife #pissymattress #mattressesoflondon
#mottingham #london #londonlife #pissymattress #mattressesoflondon
Time really does pass you by. I took this photo of an #abandonedmattress 8 years ago. It was one of the first I posted to my #pissymattress accounts on Instagram and Twitter. I hope whoever was stabbed on it survived. #crimescene
September 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Time really does pass you by. I took this photo of an #abandonedmattress 8 years ago. It was one of the first I posted to my #pissymattress accounts on Instagram and Twitter. I hope whoever was stabbed on it survived. #crimescene
After a decade of finding them, they're now coming for me...
#pissymattress #mattressesoflondon #mattresswatch #abandonedmattress
#pissymattress #mattressesoflondon #mattresswatch #abandonedmattress
March 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
After a decade of finding them, they're now coming for me...
#pissymattress #mattressesoflondon #mattresswatch #abandonedmattress
#pissymattress #mattressesoflondon #mattresswatch #abandonedmattress
January 31, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I have a few days off work which means the return of the morning stroll, on this occasion in #Mottingham and #Grovepark. Reminds me of the good old days in #Lewisham and #Catford, where a #pissymattress was never far away. #memories
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I have a few days off work which means the return of the morning stroll, on this occasion in #Mottingham and #Grovepark. Reminds me of the good old days in #Lewisham and #Catford, where a #pissymattress was never far away. #memories
What a lovely morning for a brisk stroll in Mottingham... #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #pissymattresses #londonlife
August 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
What a lovely morning for a brisk stroll in Mottingham... #pissymattress #abandonedmattress #mattressesoflondon #pissymattresses #londonlife
Can really feel the seasonal cheer in Mottingham at the moment. #pissymattress #pissmattresses
December 10, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Can really feel the seasonal cheer in Mottingham at the moment. #pissymattress #pissmattresses
Another #lockdown flashback from 2020. This was taken just off Hither Green Lane in #SE13. Not just the one #pissymattress. Some excellent suspicious staining too. The amount of #flytipping in #Lewisham was ridiculous in 2020.
November 24, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Another #lockdown flashback from 2020. This was taken just off Hither Green Lane in #SE13. Not just the one #pissymattress. Some excellent suspicious staining too. The amount of #flytipping in #Lewisham was ridiculous in 2020.
I always felt a little sad seeing a #pissymattress just lying on the pavement, all alone, when I lived in #Lewisham. Sometimes they were not alone though, and that made me happy, so very happy. Everybody needs somebody.
November 24, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I always felt a little sad seeing a #pissymattress just lying on the pavement, all alone, when I lived in #Lewisham. Sometimes they were not alone though, and that made me happy, so very happy. Everybody needs somebody.
One of the few things I miss about the 2020 #lockdown, early morning walks. Not a soul to be seen, most mornings, but I was not alone - barely a street in #HitherGreen and #Catford didn't have at least one #pissymattress for me to take a photo of.
November 20, 2024 at 8:14 PM
One of the few things I miss about the 2020 #lockdown, early morning walks. Not a soul to be seen, most mornings, but I was not alone - barely a street in #HitherGreen and #Catford didn't have at least one #pissymattress for me to take a photo of.
On my old Twitter account I would post a "Start your week with a #pissymattress" photo almost every Monday morning. Here's a lovely offering from #Lewisham I found in 2019. I have enough photos, from my time living there, to post one every Monday morning until mid 2031 I reckon. #pissymattresses
November 18, 2024 at 10:07 AM
On my old Twitter account I would post a "Start your week with a #pissymattress" photo almost every Monday morning. Here's a lovely offering from #Lewisham I found in 2019. I have enough photos, from my time living there, to post one every Monday morning until mid 2031 I reckon. #pissymattresses
Keeping up with my pledge to post all the things I used to post elsewhere on separate accounts, here's a golden oldie #pissymattress that I happened upon in #Catford in 2018.
November 16, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Keeping up with my pledge to post all the things I used to post elsewhere on separate accounts, here's a golden oldie #pissymattress that I happened upon in #Catford in 2018.