#Plan
All part of the plan!
November 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Our brilliant plan of putting people who think reading is gay in charge of everything has hit an unexpected snag.
November 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
The thing about an emergency backup plan is it’s for things you didn’t anticipate. If you anticipated them, then it wouldn’t be an emergency backup plan, it would presumably just be the plan.
"I didn't anticipate we'd have an outage like this," replies Secretary Duffy to a reporter asking why the FAA didn't have an emergency backup plan.
November 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Senator Sanders’ Medicare-for-All plan. 👇
November 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Brilliant plan sir
CNN is reporting that TSA staff went home during the ground stop and, now that it's been lifted, they're not around to screen bags so people can't get through security to their flights.

What an utter cluster.
November 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Wait. Simple Plan was on the same plane.
November 14, 2026 at 5:35 AM
November 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Stimmt. Ruanda ist Dobrindts Madagaskar-Plan. So weit ist „Nie wieder!“ schon.
Bei den Nazis war es Madagaskar und bei den neuen Rechten Ruanda.
Gleiches Schema, nur ein anderer Ort
November 15, 2026 at 9:48 AM
If you anticipate the problem then that’s just the plan plan
November 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Best backup plan
I stand at the podium in front of the company all-hands meeting and start my powerpoint presentation.

Slide 1: Data Resiliency Plan

Slide 2: Investing In On-Prim Alternatives In Case of Prolonged Email Outage

Everyone groans at my shit. They know what's coming.

Slide 3: Pneumatic Tubes
November 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Buddy you’re describing why you have a backup plan
"I didn't anticipate we'd have an outage like this," replies Secretary Duffy to a reporter asking why the FAA didn't have an emergency backup plan.
November 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Sounds like a great plan! 💪🏻🍁
November 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
The Problem with Stephen Miller's Plan to "Empower" Cabinet Secretaries

emptywheel.net/2026/11/15/t...
The Problem with Stephen Miller's Plan to "Empower" Cabinet Secretaries - emptywheel
The fecklessness we've seen in the response to the FAA outrage is what we should expect from Stephen Miller's plan to "empower" the Reality TV Stars and plumbers running government agencies.
emptywheel.net
November 15, 2026 at 10:41 AM
also, plan 2, lol
November 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Stephen Miller laying out his plan for preventing any cabinet impeachments
November 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
anything for the plan
#callingallvillains
November 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
JR asks, sometimes entire cities flood, and we don't close them off ad infinitum, right? Counsel for amici moves to irreparable harm: indefinite closure, no reopening date, not even a plan for construction. Only concrete plan government has provided is the Washington National Plan.
November 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
what department does sean duffy believe should have had a emergency backup plan for an outage like this
November 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The bonus plan.
November 15, 2026 at 9:10 AM
PPVox no tienen plan A, van a tener plan B.
November 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
GOP will claim their plan is better
November 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Chuck Schumer has concepts of a plan
Chuck Schumer has remained silent regarding the recent federal raid on Ilhan Omar's home and the attempts to strip her of citizenship.
November 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Well Congratulations. You got outlook shut down. Now what’s the next step of your master plan?
November 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
"I didn't anticipate we'd have an outage like this," replies Secretary Duffy to a reporter asking why the FAA didn't have an emergency backup plan.
November 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Chrome Paradise - Ginhakushoku no Rakuen // Acid Plan // PC-98
November 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM