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🪴 He grew so much in a week!! 🍄🍄🍄🍄

Turns out I was underwatering him! 💦

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September 30, 2026 at 2:59 PM
When it's hard to provide for your plant babies--

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My plants got jump scared by the sun this fine morning. First time in weeks. Lap it up, I doubt we'll see it again for a while.
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February 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
My son has gotten so big.

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May 24, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Gonna have to conjure up one of these sometime this week.

Gonna go from "Awwww, look at that snout!" to "...spout!" 🐽🫖

#WateringCan #Plarenting #Gardening #Houseplants
March 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
FINALLY, SUN. 🌵🌞🪴

Feeding mah babiez well today. 🍼

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March 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Settled in bed at #FloorThirty. 👵

The protein shakes will have to wait. 😚

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February 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
🪴 He's got his own corner, but mine's getting there.

Sooo much foliage. 🌿🌿🌿

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my pothos doesn’t know about personal space
September 12, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Day 8: Mari still looks OK. Phew. 😌

Bach chillin' like a villain. 😎

Not gonna be a helicopter parent. 🚁 (Haha only because Mari looks OK.)

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January 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
“Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You” (Lauryn Hill)

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March 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Mari is dying.

We're respecting her DNR order, so she's been admitted to hospice care.

As lovely as a Christmas cactus would be, I don't think I have it in my heart to care for another succulent.

#Cactus #Houseplants #Gardening #Plarenting
I had a few Zygo Cactus, #christmascactus, some time ago, but struggled BADLY to keep them alive. People talk about doing all kinds of stuff. Like keeping them in darkness at certain times... It was just too much. I may have to try again, following this advice.
www.gardenguides.com/13426585-how...
How To Care For A Zygo Cactus - Garden Guides
How to Care for a Zygo Cactus
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May 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Emergency the other night:

Found her soft and droopy, likely due to overwatering and being left on cold windowsill over the weekend.

I immediately repotted her.

Despite one pickle falling off, she's doing better today.

#Plarenting #Emergency #PicklePlant #Houseplants #Gardening #RescueMission
March 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
💚 My son, Bach, is an absolute UNIT. 💪🪴

Despite being watered late this week, suffering in the late summer heat, and going without sunlight for several days, he has still managed to grow even bigger. 🍄🍄🍄

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Anetra: I'm Just So Proud
Alt: Anetra: I'm Just So Proud
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September 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Me while watering my indestructible baby pothos:

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Boy Flexes Muscles, Shouts Hercules!
Alt: Boy flexes muscles; mother claps and chants, "Hercules!"
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August 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
My son, Bach, survived 2 months of no water and sunlight.

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August 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My baby boy 🪴 is now old enough to have dead leaves 🍂 (exactly 5). 🥹😭

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August 15, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Last night--

Gen Z Nephew: I been alr hbu

Me: My baby boy been sproutin roots and about to POT 🪴

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February 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Both nervous and excited about Bach’s potting / “Lion King“ moment.

Feels like it was just yesterday when he came home in that little, blue, tissue paper-lined Kleenex box.

My Boyyyy.

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February 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Don't have plant babies before you're ready, kids.

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February 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I haven't even bought a new planter pot for him yet.

What if he finishes propagating before I have time to shop?

How quickly does propagation happen?

Update: ChatGPT says to repot in 1-2 weeks! *internal flailing*

Oh, Plarenting. 🥲😱😌

#Gardening #Houseplants
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Once you become a plarent, your priorities shift. ✨ 🌱💕🌿 ☀️

#Gardening #Plarent #Plarenting #Parenting
January 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM