#Poll
Sawyer from September's fan art poll!
November 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Poll: Most Conservatives Support White Genocide When Shown Actual Policies https://theonion.com/poll-most-conservatives-support-white-genocide-when-shown-actual-policies/
November 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Poll after poll shows the majority of Brits now want EU membership.

It's time politicians catch up with the British public.
November 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
no exit poll posting! no fucking exit poll posting!
November 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Weekly poll is up
Full set available in www.patreon.com/roncostar
November 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
pole = 💈

poll = 🗳️
November 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
No exit poll posting. No fooking exit poll posting.
November 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
"I won WHAT poll on Patreon?!"
November 7, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Jill x Claire x Rebecca from August poll 👮‍♀️😳
November 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Average British poll:

"Do you think the government should ban-"

"Yes."
I think you underestimate how much the British public like banning things.
November 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
November 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
New poll 😁
November 7, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Turns out the Seltzer poll was right after all, just premature.
November 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Don't smoke that exit poll crack. Just wait for the actual results
November 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
They looked good before, but now we know where they look best~

Public release of September's Patreon drawing poll winner!
November 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i do think it cost republicans:

they're really ideologically committed to this being a winning issue for them, but poll after poll was showing it wasn't
We should be talking about how Dems overperformed against anti-trans ads
November 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Showing poll
November 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
November Poll is Ready! 🥧 Poll ends November 9th at 12:00pm EST -- www.patreon.com/taniofoxsky/...
November 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Blue Diamond x Priyanka Maheswaran ;V
Random Poll
November 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Some of my favorite nuggets from the Exit Poll:
November 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Sending loud appreciative applause to poll workers.

They deserve it.
November 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Exit poll this, exit poll that, how about you exit poll AND GO VOTE AGAIN
November 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
New York! Today is the last day to vote on faster government.

Find your poll site at vote.nyc
November 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Trump Designates Poll Watchers As 7th U.S. Military Branch https://theonion.com/trump-designates-poll-watchers-as-7th-u-s-military-branch/
November 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Here we go. Muting "exit poll"
November 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM