Without the dots, it looks like polygraph test results from a pathological liar.
February 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Without the dots, it looks like polygraph test results from a pathological liar.
Trump administration is planning to use polygraphs to assess federal employee loyalty. There are ways to manipulate polygraph results, and we will provide guidance to coalition members. Polygraph results are not admissible in court due to their potential for false positives and negatives.
February 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Trump administration is planning to use polygraphs to assess federal employee loyalty. There are ways to manipulate polygraph results, and we will provide guidance to coalition members. Polygraph results are not admissible in court due to their potential for false positives and negatives.
VAN HOLLEN: Have you ordered polygraph tests of members of your team to determine how that story came about?
KASH PATEL: The FBI conducts polygraph tests all the time
VAN HOLLEN: I'll take that as a yes
KASH PATEL: The FBI conducts polygraph tests all the time
VAN HOLLEN: I'll take that as a yes
May 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
VAN HOLLEN: Have you ordered polygraph tests of members of your team to determine how that story came about?
KASH PATEL: The FBI conducts polygraph tests all the time
VAN HOLLEN: I'll take that as a yes
KASH PATEL: The FBI conducts polygraph tests all the time
VAN HOLLEN: I'll take that as a yes
why’s it called a ‘polygraph’ & not a ‘defibrillator’ fuck it send
January 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
why’s it called a ‘polygraph’ & not a ‘defibrillator’ fuck it send
If you are asked to take a polygraph, it is advisable to seek legal advice to understand your rights.
February 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you are asked to take a polygraph, it is advisable to seek legal advice to understand your rights.
Police: How are you feeling?
Me: I’m fine.
*polygraph explodes*
Me: I’m fine.
*polygraph explodes*
August 7, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Police: How are you feeling?
Me: I’m fine.
*polygraph explodes*
Me: I’m fine.
*polygraph explodes*
Melania’s letter to Putin will surely fix everything 🫠
(Also why is her signature a polygraph test?)
(Also why is her signature a polygraph test?)
August 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Melania’s letter to Putin will surely fix everything 🫠
(Also why is her signature a polygraph test?)
(Also why is her signature a polygraph test?)
A competent leader of the FBI would not have to polygraph subordinates.
BREAKING MS NOW:
Kash Patel has ordered the polygraphing of more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail and other staff and has been described as in panic mode to save his job and find leakers among his team, according to two people briefed on the development.
Kash Patel has ordered the polygraphing of more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail and other staff and has been described as in panic mode to save his job and find leakers among his team, according to two people briefed on the development.
Kash Patel ordered polygraphs of more than two dozen members of his team, sources tell MS NOW
The FBI director is said to be looking for leaks and has ordered polygraphs to be taken of current and former security detail and other staff.
www.ms.now
May 7, 2026 at 11:23 PM
A competent leader of the FBI would not have to polygraph subordinates.
Kash Patel's Polygraph-Palooza!
youtu.be/991VAF62yPU?...
youtu.be/991VAF62yPU?...
Kash Patel's Polygraph-Palooza!
YouTube video by Glenn Kirschner
youtu.be
May 11, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Kash Patel's Polygraph-Palooza!
youtu.be/991VAF62yPU?...
youtu.be/991VAF62yPU?...
Kash Patel making every FBI agent take a polygraph test in which the only question is "do you think I'm based or not."
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
April 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Kash Patel making every FBI agent take a polygraph test in which the only question is "do you think I'm based or not."
Was a polygraph part of your PSI☺️
July 25, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Was a polygraph part of your PSI☺️
Also imagine Trump taking a polygraph test
It is why it’s so funny that trump is so obsessed with scaling way up the use of polygraph and surprise polygraph testing across the federal government, it underscores how much he thinks fantasy and things he sees on tv are Real
You beat it by knowing that they are not real. Polygraphs are fake science more like a ouija or a magic amulet than a real test. They only "work" by tricking people into thinking they do so you confess.
October 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Also imagine Trump taking a polygraph test
I mean, Thomas Jefferson literally owned and used this thing called a polygraph, which let him write on two documents at the same time
March 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I mean, Thomas Jefferson literally owned and used this thing called a polygraph, which let him write on two documents at the same time
Practicing for the polygraph
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Practicing for the polygraph
Mind you, there are numerous forms of this acceptable as evidence in US courts today, most notably the polygraph!
December 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Mind you, there are numerous forms of this acceptable as evidence in US courts today, most notably the polygraph!
The polygraph that is usually inadmissible as evidence? The one that private employers are not allowed to use on employees? You mean that polygraph?
February 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The polygraph that is usually inadmissible as evidence? The one that private employers are not allowed to use on employees? You mean that polygraph?
They are going to interrogate federal law enforcement officers and employees with polygraph tests to try to find out if they are talking to the press.
February 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
They are going to interrogate federal law enforcement officers and employees with polygraph tests to try to find out if they are talking to the press.
polygraph isn't real tech
March 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
polygraph isn't real tech
Three senior FBI officials, including Deputy Director Dan Bongino, received high-level clearances through waivers after unresolved or incomplete polygraph screenings, triggering internal complaints.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
FBI Director Issued Unprecedented Polygraph Waivers to Top Officials With Sensitive Access
Three senior FBI officials, including Deputy Director Dan Bongino, received high-level clearances through waivers after unresolved or incomplete polygraph screenings, triggering internal complaints.
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Three senior FBI officials, including Deputy Director Dan Bongino, received high-level clearances through waivers after unresolved or incomplete polygraph screenings, triggering internal complaints.
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
open.substack.com/pub/theintel...
Polygraph Operator: "Are your pronouns she/her?"
Transfemme: "Yes."
Polygraph: —————————
Polygraph Operator: "Do you sometimes fantasize about a vampiress abducting you and making you her pet in a secluded mountain manor?"
Transfemme: "Of course not! Th—that's ridiculous."
Polygraph: 📈📉📈📉📈
Transfemme: "Yes."
Polygraph: —————————
Polygraph Operator: "Do you sometimes fantasize about a vampiress abducting you and making you her pet in a secluded mountain manor?"
Transfemme: "Of course not! Th—that's ridiculous."
Polygraph: 📈📉📈📉📈
February 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Polygraph Operator: "Are your pronouns she/her?"
Transfemme: "Yes."
Polygraph: —————————
Polygraph Operator: "Do you sometimes fantasize about a vampiress abducting you and making you her pet in a secluded mountain manor?"
Transfemme: "Of course not! Th—that's ridiculous."
Polygraph: 📈📉📈📉📈
Transfemme: "Yes."
Polygraph: —————————
Polygraph Operator: "Do you sometimes fantasize about a vampiress abducting you and making you her pet in a secluded mountain manor?"
Transfemme: "Of course not! Th—that's ridiculous."
Polygraph: 📈📉📈📉📈
Something darkly comic about the Trump administration, run by shameless liars from the very top, forcing polygraph tests on some employees. Trump, Vance, Musk, Noem, Lewandowski, et al, should take polygraph tests to set a good example.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
DHS has begun performing polygraph tests on employees to find leakers
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and border czar Tom Homan have blamed lower-than-expected ICE arrest numbers on recent leaks about planned operations.
www.nbcnews.com
March 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Something darkly comic about the Trump administration, run by shameless liars from the very top, forcing polygraph tests on some employees. Trump, Vance, Musk, Noem, Lewandowski, et al, should take polygraph tests to set a good example.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...
Senior Justice Dept. lawyer put on leave after questioning Trump administration. Word is spreading about the use of polygraph testing. New directives have gone out—coalition members, please check for updates.
April 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Senior Justice Dept. lawyer put on leave after questioning Trump administration. Word is spreading about the use of polygraph testing. New directives have gone out—coalition members, please check for updates.