#Popes
December 26, 2024 at 4:12 AM
When two Popes dislike you, it’s a divine sign.
May 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."
February 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Vance's most monumental achievement to date has been being told off by two popes in one year.
Pope Leo, "Someone who says I'm against abortion but I'm in agreement with the inhumane treatment of immigrants, they're not pro life"
October 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire
April 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Kamala Harris didn't kill any popes when she was Vice President.
April 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Respect new names for popes but throw tantrums over pronouns for neighbors. Got it.
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
da pope: still pretty great as far as popes go
March 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
MULTIPLE POPES
March 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
American popes are tariff-free
May 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Now with 35% less popes!
August 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
April 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Popes have weighed in pretty heavily on tech since Gutenberg’s invention in 1440 was used to start printing Bibles. bsky.app/profile/atru...
BARTIROMO: The Pope said AI could make civilization 'less human.' Why is the Pope commenting on AI right now?

BURGUM: I didn't know that tech editorializing was part of the role of being Pope
May 26, 2026 at 12:28 PM
To call Francis “the peoples pope“ implies that the Catholic Church knows that previous popes weren’t that into people
April 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
As popes go, Francis has been quite a good one. I hope we have some more time with him.
February 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We posting rare popes?
September 18, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Pro-destroy-the-earth, says man who corrects popes about Christian theology.
Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible. And if that leads to the end times, okay
September 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
All those female Popes.
And the witchcraft trials.
And the traditional vows to love, honor, and OBEY.
And "Your body, My choice."
January 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]
April 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
El acto: The District, una feria europea que reúne a los popes del sector inmobiliario. No estaba en BioCultura precisamente.
El Sindicato de Inquilinas lanza panfletos y bombas fétidas a Isabel Díaz Ayuso durante un acto de la presidenta de la Comunidad de Madrid en IFEMA
September 22, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Sleeping at the Popes funeral.
Loser
April 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"I fuck sofas and i kill Popes. And I'm all out of Popes."
Fucking a sofa and killing the Pope.

Even if he achieves nothing else with his life (which is overwhelmingly likely), that’s still one heck of a legacy.
April 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Top of the popes
JD Vance personally invited Pope Leo to the U.S. 250th celebration on the 4th of July. Today the Vatican announced Leo will be spending the day with migrants instead.
Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island
Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.
time.com
February 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
BY DIFFERENT POPES
March 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The most fragrant of all the popes was Pope Pourri.
November 16, 2024 at 2:51 PM