As close to a dead ringer as Saturday Night Live can get.
May 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
#PopeyePatel just got a sext from his middle-age crisis crush girlfriend that she needs him to pick her up in the #FBI jet & take her on a shopping spree.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
#PopeyePatel just got a sext from his middle-age crisis crush girlfriend that she needs him to pick her up in the #FBI jet & take her on a shopping spree.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
They’re kids who have spent every day since they could walk doing nothing but just playing hockey. Most of them were probably like, ‘Who tf is this midget Indian popeye they let in our locker room?’🤔😳😳🤡
I blame the coaches & USOC for letting #PopeyePatel taint their well-deserved celebration.
I blame the coaches & USOC for letting #PopeyePatel taint their well-deserved celebration.
Kinda disappointed in team USA here…
February 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
They’re kids who have spent every day since they could walk doing nothing but just playing hockey. Most of them were probably like, ‘Who tf is this midget Indian popeye they let in our locker room?’🤔😳😳🤡
I blame the coaches & USOC for letting #PopeyePatel taint their well-deserved celebration.
I blame the coaches & USOC for letting #PopeyePatel taint their well-deserved celebration.
I bet #SavannahGuthrie and her family think it’s great #PopeyePatel could dedicate 11 months of #FBI manpower & resources trying to figure out how posting a picture of seashells on a beach can lead to an arrest, while #NancyGuthrie has been cold cased.
Can he say, 'Freedom of Speech'?
By the way, 86 is not a death threat, dummy.
By the way, 86 is not a death threat, dummy.
May 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I bet #SavannahGuthrie and her family think it’s great #PopeyePatel could dedicate 11 months of #FBI manpower & resources trying to figure out how posting a picture of seashells on a beach can lead to an arrest, while #NancyGuthrie has been cold cased.
#PopeyePatel is already over there, having Elmo make him Grok videos of his country music sensation gf that he can enjoy when he can’t take the FBI jet to one of her sold out shows. 😂🤣😂🤡
Elon Musk is producing revenge porn and child pornography at industrial scale. The FBI could just go to his house and arrest him.
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
#PopeyePatel is already over there, having Elmo make him Grok videos of his country music sensation gf that he can enjoy when he can’t take the FBI jet to one of her sold out shows. 😂🤣😂🤡
#PopeyePatel wanted to announce something soon because he is planning to release a new version of his #UFC branded “Patel the Punisher” footwear from his #KrazyeyesKa$happKollection
June 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
#PopeyePatel wanted to announce something soon because he is planning to release a new version of his #UFC branded “Patel the Punisher” footwear from his #KrazyeyesKa$happKollection
I’m sure “all Americans worldwide” feel safe knowing these two, #PopeyePatel & #TurncoatTulsi are #FBI Director & #DirectorofNationalIntelligence 😳😳😲😲😱😱
March 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I’m sure “all Americans worldwide” feel safe knowing these two, #PopeyePatel & #TurncoatTulsi are #FBI Director & #DirectorofNationalIntelligence 😳😳😲😲😱😱
#PopeyePatel better rush down to the Oval Office with some baby oil & his kneepads quick!
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Not sure why it should be a secret... but to honest Trump should begin with his own RESIGNATION!!!
But he would not because... he will end in Rikers Prison...😉
newrepublic.com/post/203673/...
But he would not because... he will end in Rikers Prison...😉
newrepublic.com/post/203673/...
Trump Secretly Considers Firing Kash Patel as Blunders Pile Up
Donald Trump seems to have had enough of Kash Patel and his negative headlines. Here’s who could replace him as FBI director.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
#PopeyePatel better rush down to the Oval Office with some baby oil & his kneepads quick!
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No worries, I’m sure #PopeyePatel is paying those loyalist agents from money he‘s raised selling personalized swag from his #KrazyeyesKa$hKollection. 🤔🤔😳😳😳
June 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
No worries, I’m sure #PopeyePatel is paying those loyalist agents from money he‘s raised selling personalized swag from his #KrazyeyesKa$hKollection. 🤔🤔😳😳😳
#PamBondi and #KristiNoem both got fired, & #PopeyePatel, #PeteKegseth, #CAVAbagBribeHoman & #RFKjr still have their jobs. 😳
And they didn’t even have to get #MaraLagoMakeover facelifts to get appointed.
HOW embarrassing for the ladies. 😲😲🫣😂🤣😂
And they didn’t even have to get #MaraLagoMakeover facelifts to get appointed.
HOW embarrassing for the ladies. 😲😲🫣😂🤣😂
April 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
#PamBondi and #KristiNoem both got fired, & #PopeyePatel, #PeteKegseth, #CAVAbagBribeHoman & #RFKjr still have their jobs. 😳
And they didn’t even have to get #MaraLagoMakeover facelifts to get appointed.
HOW embarrassing for the ladies. 😲😲🫣😂🤣😂
And they didn’t even have to get #MaraLagoMakeover facelifts to get appointed.
HOW embarrassing for the ladies. 😲😲🫣😂🤣😂
Remember #PeedoProtectorPammy pulled Bobo into that WH meeting with #Drumpf & #PopeyePatel to try to force her to change her vote to “NO” on releasing the #EpsteinFiles.
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April 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Remember #PeedoProtectorPammy pulled Bobo into that WH meeting with #Drumpf & #PopeyePatel to try to force her to change her vote to “NO” on releasing the #EpsteinFiles.
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I’d pay big bucks to see #KrazyEyesKash get in the #Octagon with #SavannahGuthrie.
I bet she’d beat the crap out of incompetent #PopeyePatel.
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I bet she’d beat the crap out of incompetent #PopeyePatel.
okmagazine.com/p/ex-fbi-age...
March 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’d pay big bucks to see #KrazyEyesKash get in the #Octagon with #SavannahGuthrie.
I bet she’d beat the crap out of incompetent #PopeyePatel.
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I bet she’d beat the crap out of incompetent #PopeyePatel.
okmagazine.com/p/ex-fbi-age...
Maybe #PopeyePatel can start searching in #Valhalla for #NancyGuthrie, when he gets back from flying his country music sensation gf around in the FBI jet?🤔🤔😳
I’m sure his best buddy Charlie Kirk will be happy to help #KrazyeyesKash look.
youtube.com/watch?v=bbpT...
I’m sure his best buddy Charlie Kirk will be happy to help #KrazyeyesKash look.
youtube.com/watch?v=bbpT...
Search for Nancy Guthrie enters 3rd week as investigators search residence in Arizona
YouTube video by CBS Boston
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February 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Maybe #PopeyePatel can start searching in #Valhalla for #NancyGuthrie, when he gets back from flying his country music sensation gf around in the FBI jet?🤔🤔😳
I’m sure his best buddy Charlie Kirk will be happy to help #KrazyeyesKash look.
youtube.com/watch?v=bbpT...
I’m sure his best buddy Charlie Kirk will be happy to help #KrazyeyesKash look.
youtube.com/watch?v=bbpT...
I wonder why #RobertMuller didn’t have his own custom made sneakers??!??🤔😳😳
Oh, that’s right, because unlike #PopeyePatel, he was a serious, experienced law enforcement official, who spent his time in office protecting America & catching criminals.
okmagazine.com/p/ex-fbi-age...
Oh, that’s right, because unlike #PopeyePatel, he was a serious, experienced law enforcement official, who spent his time in office protecting America & catching criminals.
okmagazine.com/p/ex-fbi-age...
March 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I wonder why #RobertMuller didn’t have his own custom made sneakers??!??🤔😳😳
Oh, that’s right, because unlike #PopeyePatel, he was a serious, experienced law enforcement official, who spent his time in office protecting America & catching criminals.
okmagazine.com/p/ex-fbi-age...
Oh, that’s right, because unlike #PopeyePatel, he was a serious, experienced law enforcement official, who spent his time in office protecting America & catching criminals.
okmagazine.com/p/ex-fbi-age...
June 22, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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If #PopeyePatel showed up at the medal platform, #ErinJackson would have kicked his midget azz off the stand. 😂🤣😂👏🏾🙌🏾🥇
If #PopeyePatel showed up at the medal platform, #ErinJackson would have kicked his midget azz off the stand. 😂🤣😂👏🏾🙌🏾🥇
Erin Jackson becomes the first Black woman to win individual #WinterOlympics gold
YouTube video by Team USA
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February 23, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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If #PopeyePatel showed up at the medal platform, #ErinJackson would have kicked his midget azz off the stand. 😂🤣😂👏🏾🙌🏾🥇
If #PopeyePatel showed up at the medal platform, #ErinJackson would have kicked his midget azz off the stand. 😂🤣😂👏🏾🙌🏾🥇
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