#Valhalla
Trouble in Valhalla
March 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
However, we are rapidly approaching Valhalla
If he actually hits 50 in a quality poll in October I’ll believe
September 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
WE’RE GOING TO VALHALLA IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!
Texas Statewide Poll (Marist)

Senate
🔵James Talarico 50%
🔴Ken Paxton 44%

Governor
🔵Gina Hinojosa 49%
🔴Greg Abbott 46%

9/17-9/20

Link to poll: maristpoll.marist.edu/wp-content/u...
September 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Valhalla!!!
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Valhalla!!!! 😅🤣😂
May 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Is this Valhalla?
September 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
We’re so close to Valhalla
Trump Approval Polling:

Disapprove: 65%
Approve: 35%

SSRS / July 27, 2026
July 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Valhalla changes the locks)
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It is weird that the fbi director said “Valhalla” let’s not skip over that
September 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Who’s drinking in Valhalla with me?
January 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Dammit. Crossing off Valhalla from my vacation list.
September 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Valhalla
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Valhalla!
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
We’re so close to Valhalla
Trump approval (American Research Group)

🟢Approve 30%
🔴Disapprove 66%

8/15-8/19

americanresearchgroup.com/economy/
August 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
We’re so close to Valhalla
65 by summer, 70 by the fall
September 21, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Texas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla
January 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Valhalla
September 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
So we start to see things like "no, he wasn't being *sincere* when he called himself a 'longtime fan' of the Valhalla youtube channel in January" or (or often and) "oh, come on, Valhalla isn't *that* bad" (n.b. - this is Valhalla:
June 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Valhalla
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Valhalla.
NEW Economist/YouGov Sep 18-21: The midterms
Among likely voters, Democratic congressional candidates lead Republicans 52% to 38% — a 14-point edge, the largest of the cycle
Among all registered voters the Democratic lead is 7 points (45% to 38%)
yougov.com/en-us/articl...
September 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Brother, we will see you in halls Valhalla
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
We saw you from across Valhalla and really dig your vibe.
June 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I like that the Norse had two different afterlives for warriors, Valhalla, which everyone knows, and Folkvangr, which is the chill Valhalla for people who aren't into fighting *all* the time.
March 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
TOMMY TOGIAI WELCOME TO VALHALLA!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM