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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)

@merovingians.bsky.social

anyway, 52-58 senate seats. we're going to Valhalla.

the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 18h

I refuse to accept It Can Only Bad Happen as a way to live any aspect of my life. I might as well step in front of a bus at that point.

November 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM

ashley 🌹

@clearlyashley.bsky.social

LET’S GO TO FUCKING VALHALLA!!!!!!!!

November 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM

the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)

@merovingians.bsky.social

WE'RE GOING TO VALHALLA

November 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM

Baptiste Lerak

@baptistelerak.bsky.social

Nux: I Am Awaited in Valhalla! Mad Max

ALT: Nux: I Am Awaited in Valhalla! Mad Max

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November 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM

Reconstructionist

@unavaleable.bsky.social

I want to believe in Valhalla so bad

November 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM

Keegan

@ultimategotea.bsky.social

Valhalla or polling error, no in between

November 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM

Nathan Goldwag

@goldwagnathan.bsky.social

We're either going to Valhalla or facing the single most catastrophic polling error in modern US history. I don't know what else there is to say.

MLC @chicyph80.bsky.social · 22h

Man, outside of MN, the Atlas Intel polls look amazing!!

IA Gov - Sand +10, Sen - Turek +4

KS Gov - Holscher +4 (!!), Sen - Hamilton +7

ME Gov - Pingree +7, Sen - Jackson +9 (!!)

MI Gov - Benson +8, Sen - AES +7

NC Sen - Cooper +14 (!!)

NH Gov - Ayotte +6, Sen - Pappas +8

November 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM

the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)

@merovingians.bsky.social

Hamilton is the Valhalla indicator, Hinojosa/Nixon is

November 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM

April Glick Pulito

@aprilglick.bsky.social

see you in valhalla I guess?

November 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM

the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist)

@merovingians.bsky.social

damn it I meant 51-52 D wave, 53-54 D Valhalla

November 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM

Kane Korso

@godevils2.bsky.social

He's in Valhalla.

Nice DM's only, please. @jrvincenzo.bsky.social · 1d

Forgot something important while "chat-app BS-ing": Please give your brother-in-law my sincerest condolences for the combat losses of his uncles. I'm from milstock- uncles, grampa, cousins, etc. all served just like us. I feel totally(& I hate to say it, but I think 58K isn't the real number).🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🪖🥷🏼💙

November 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM