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bencollins.bsky.social
GREAT news everyone!

The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.

Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

Apply or die!
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jobs.gusto.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
k9art.bsky.social
Continue postings from 2020
Bears and a Dog
February 24, 2026 at 10:47 PM
horrorbuns.art
Job postings that make you want to die:
May 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
kattascha.bsky.social
Wer sich jetzt über das Ausmaß der ausfallenden & teil wirren Postings aus dem Weißen Haus wundert, hätte im Wahlkampf seine Auftritte, Postings & Reden genauer studieren sollen. Keine Ausschnitte oder Zitate, sondern den Originalcontent. Dieses Verhalten war absehbar.
April 6, 2026 at 8:43 AM
michaeljstern.bsky.social
Agreed. Thanks to @atrupar.com. His postings are invaluable.
eliothiggins.bsky.social Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · Jul 31
I think @atrupar.com doesn't get enough credit for watching Trump's nonsense and finding the best clips. I'd have put a gun in my mouth a long time ago if I had to do that.
July 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
newyorker.com
See more job postings from ICE, courtesy of New Yorker Humor: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-murmurs/ice-job-postings
October 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
hornakhtyotef.bsky.social
do y'all like collages/drawpiles or single drawing postings?

also ena acrobat
March 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
biffpup.bsky.social
Something tummy postings
April 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
thisismyartaccount.bsky.social
fat cat postings as usual

love
March 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
joncooper-us.bsky.social
Per @chrisdjackson.bsky.social on another platform:

“It took me 30 seconds to find at least ten postings from Zelensky directly thanking the United States for their support. There are many more.

This is pure BS.”
February 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
nerdjpg.com
What kind of dumb ass economy has fake job postings
June 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
moreperfectunion.bsky.social
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
bencollins.bsky.social
Feels weird to barge in with good news, but The Onion is hiring two more fellows:

Here's a link to our Graphics Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

Here's a link to our Video Fellowship:
jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...

Solid pay + full benefits for six months. Come make stupid shit with us.
Video Fellowship, Summer 2025 at The Onion
jobs.gusto.com
April 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Job postings in the US not picking up.

(Indeed data, via Schwab)
July 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
klenkflorian.bsky.social
Kickl ist einfach nur noch ein Putintroll, einer der dessen mörderischen Krieg durch solche Postings legitimiert.
March 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
kim-hu.com
"Bluesky is dying"
It's not. Someone read a stat wrong.

Everyone go back to work in the postings mines.
loam-d.bsky.social __loam ✌️ @loam-d.bsky.social · May 27
If you look at the actual plot the pattern is big spike followed by a gradual drop off that plateaus at a higher level than the last plateau. Like yeah if you look at the peak it's not the but year over year it's growing pretty fast.
May 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
luis-paulitsch.bsky.social
Das erste Mal bei einer Wahl werden im ORF BlueSky-Postings zitiert. 🦋
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
mostring.bsky.social
I think fake job postings should be illegal.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · Nov 18
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
nerdjpg.com
This and fake jobs and fake job postings. Completely ludicrous
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
binpand.bsky.social
New comic!

Weekly postings on p! 👀

First two pages are available now!
April 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
ptanalo.bsky.social
road to the top postings #umamusume
July 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
cannibalhalfling.bsky.social
The tavernkeeper who puts up the job postings won't stop crying.
September 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
realkachelmann.bsky.social
so oft meinen Namen unter Postings zu #Ulmen zu lesen und gegen meinen Willen als lebender Beleg dafür herzuhalten, dass es Falschbeschuldigungen gibt.

2/
March 21, 2026 at 1:20 PM
newsjennifer.bsky.social
WHAT THE HELL
Karen, I am writing to inform you that The Post is terminating your employment effective immediately for gross misconduct. Your public comments on social media regarding the death of Charlie Kirk violate The Post’s social media policies, harm the integrity of our organization, and potentially endanger the physical safety of our staff. Among other requirements, the Company-wide social media policy mandates that all employee social media postings be respectful and prohibits postings that disparage people based on their race, gender or other protected characteristics. The policy also reminds employees that everything they post is a reflection on the Company and should not affect the integrity of The Post’s journalism. Your postings on Bluesky (which clearly identifies you as a Post Columnist) about white men in response to the killing of Charlie Kirk do not comply with our policy. For example, you posted: “Refusing to tear my clothes and smear ashes on my face in performative mourning for a white man that espoused violence is…. not the same as violence” and “Part of what keeps America so violent is the insistence that people perform care, empty goodness and absolution for white men who espouse hatred and violence.” In addition, just last year, Opinions leadership asked everyone in the Opinions Department to review the newsroom social media guidelines, attached those guidelines to an email to the Department for review, and reiterated in that email the “bedrock principle that our use of social media must never harm the journalistic integrity or reputation of The Post”. The poor judgment exhibited by your public comments regarding Charlie Kirk arise against the backdrop of documented performance concerns, which have been raised with you. Given these concerns, and in light of your recent unacceptable Bluesky posts, we cannot tolerate the risk your performance poses to The Post
September 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
elixrf.bsky.social
Lazy Friday archival postings...

📸 slthr
May 2, 2026 at 6:27 AM