📍 Crowns & Hops – Inglewood, CA
💪 American Stout | 6% ABV
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Dark, smooth & bold—like stumbling into a hidden speakeasy.
#PourOrIgnore #CrownsAndHops #UrbanAnomaly #StoutSeason #CraftBeer
📍 Crowns & Hops – Inglewood, CA
💪 American Stout | 6% ABV
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Dark, smooth & bold—like stumbling into a hidden speakeasy.
#PourOrIgnore #CrownsAndHops #UrbanAnomaly #StoutSeason #CraftBeer
🍻 Broad Leaf Brewery – Kentwood, MI
IPA – Hazy | 7% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Like a fruit stand collided with a synthwave playlist.
Juicy, vibrant, and dangerously smooth.
If color had a flavor? It’d be this.
#ChromaticExplosion #BroadLeafBrewery #PourOrIgnore #HazyIPA
🍻 Broad Leaf Brewery – Kentwood, MI
IPA – Hazy | 7% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Like a fruit stand collided with a synthwave playlist.
Juicy, vibrant, and dangerously smooth.
If color had a flavor? It’d be this.
#ChromaticExplosion #BroadLeafBrewery #PourOrIgnore #HazyIPA
📍 Untitled Art – Waunakee, WI
🍺 DIPA | 8% ABV
Like sipping a citrus mural. Juicy, soft, and smooth—Untitled Art nails haze with artistic flair.
Verdict: POUR — no lines, just vibes.
#UntitledArt #HazyIIPA #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #WisconsinBeer
📍 Untitled Art – Waunakee, WI
🍺 DIPA | 8% ABV
Like sipping a citrus mural. Juicy, soft, and smooth—Untitled Art nails haze with artistic flair.
Verdict: POUR — no lines, just vibes.
#UntitledArt #HazyIIPA #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #WisconsinBeer
Session IPA | 4.5% ABV | 53 IBU
Mini Huma, still full of hop attitude. Crisp, piney, and citrusy—like getting politely smacked by flavor.
Verdict: Mini hops, major pour.
#LilHuma #ShortsBrewing #SessionIPA #TheBeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore #MichiganBeer #CraftBeerVibes
Session IPA | 4.5% ABV | 53 IBU
Mini Huma, still full of hop attitude. Crisp, piney, and citrusy—like getting politely smacked by flavor.
Verdict: Mini hops, major pour.
#LilHuma #ShortsBrewing #SessionIPA #TheBeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore #MichiganBeer #CraftBeerVibes
📍 Transient Artisan Ales – Bridgman, MI
🍺 DIPA | 8.35% ABV
Juicy. Boozy. Smooth. Basically me chasing Transient’s follow like it’s a relationship worth saving.
Verdict: POUR — even if they ghosted me.
#MindToDevour #TransientArtisanAles #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #MichiganBeer
📍 Transient Artisan Ales – Bridgman, MI
🍺 DIPA | 8.35% ABV
Juicy. Boozy. Smooth. Basically me chasing Transient’s follow like it’s a relationship worth saving.
Verdict: POUR — even if they ghosted me.
#MindToDevour #TransientArtisanAles #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #MichiganBeer
🔥 Hoof Hearted Brewing | Triple IPA
Silky smooth, stupid strong. This 10% beast said “saddle up,” and I rode straight into hazy heaven.
Verdict: POUR – Yeehaw fuel at its finest. 🤠
#PourOrIgnore #HoofHeartedBrewing #TripleIPA #YeehawFuel #CraftBeer
🔥 Hoof Hearted Brewing | Triple IPA
Silky smooth, stupid strong. This 10% beast said “saddle up,” and I rode straight into hazy heaven.
Verdict: POUR – Yeehaw fuel at its finest. 🤠
#PourOrIgnore #HoofHeartedBrewing #TripleIPA #YeehawFuel #CraftBeer
📍 Wax Wings – Kalamazoo, MI
🍺 Hazy Pale Ale | 6% ABV
Soft haze, citrus zip, mellow bitterness — this one’s all balance, no fluff. Wax Wings just doesn’t miss.
🏆 Pour (4.15)
#PourOrIgnore #WaxWingsBrewing #TheBeerAdviser #HazyPaleAle #NeedMoreWaxWings #UntappdIsDeadToMe
📍 Wax Wings – Kalamazoo, MI
🍺 Hazy Pale Ale | 6% ABV
Soft haze, citrus zip, mellow bitterness — this one’s all balance, no fluff. Wax Wings just doesn’t miss.
🏆 Pour (4.15)
#PourOrIgnore #WaxWingsBrewing #TheBeerAdviser #HazyPaleAle #NeedMoreWaxWings #UntappdIsDeadToMe
📍 Two Villains (NJ) x Abomination (CT)
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Thick, juicy & smoother than your last bad decision.
#PourOrIgnore #TwoVillainsBrewing #AbominationBrewing
📍 Two Villains (NJ) x Abomination (CT)
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Thick, juicy & smoother than your last bad decision.
#PourOrIgnore #TwoVillainsBrewing #AbominationBrewing
Brouwerij St. Bernardus – Belgian Dubbel | 8% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Smoother than a monk’s prayer. Dark fruit, caramel, subtle spice, rich & dangerously drinkable. 🍷⛪
#PourOrIgnore #Prior8 #StBernardus #BelgianBeer #DubbelTrouble #BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser
Brouwerij St. Bernardus – Belgian Dubbel | 8% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Smoother than a monk’s prayer. Dark fruit, caramel, subtle spice, rich & dangerously drinkable. 🍷⛪
#PourOrIgnore #Prior8 #StBernardus #BelgianBeer #DubbelTrouble #BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser
📍 Southern Grist Brewing – Nashville, TN
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Banana cream pie meets milkshake—vanilla, sweet cakey vibes & a thick, creamy body. 🍰🍌 Smooth & magical.
#PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #SouthernGrist #DessertBeer #CraftBeer
📍 Southern Grist Brewing – Nashville, TN
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Banana cream pie meets milkshake—vanilla, sweet cakey vibes & a thick, creamy body. 🍰🍌 Smooth & magical.
#PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #SouthernGrist #DessertBeer #CraftBeer
📍 Great Notion – Portland, OR
🍺 Fruited Sour | 9% ABV
Berry blast, smoothie-thick, and bold enough to wear Crocs to a board meeting. Like a fruit roll-up with attitude.
🏆 Pour (4.25)
#JammyPants #GreatNotion #PourOrIgnore #FruitedSour #TheBeerAdviser
📍 Great Notion – Portland, OR
🍺 Fruited Sour | 9% ABV
Berry blast, smoothie-thick, and bold enough to wear Crocs to a board meeting. Like a fruit roll-up with attitude.
🏆 Pour (4.25)
#JammyPants #GreatNotion #PourOrIgnore #FruitedSour #TheBeerAdviser
Untitled Art – Waunakee, WI
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
• POUR = Like finding extra marshmallows—pure bliss.
• IGNORE = Hard pass, like your last Tinder date.
🍦 Rich chocolate, creamy marshmallow & nutty goodness.
🎯 Verdict: POUR 🍫🔥
#PourOrIgnore #UntitledArt
Untitled Art – Waunakee, WI
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
• POUR = Like finding extra marshmallows—pure bliss.
• IGNORE = Hard pass, like your last Tinder date.
🍦 Rich chocolate, creamy marshmallow & nutty goodness.
🎯 Verdict: POUR 🍫🔥
#PourOrIgnore #UntitledArt
Haymarket Pub & Brewery – Lager
Verdict: IGNORE – Like a Tuesday afternoon… just kinda there.
Crisp, light hop bite, but nothing memorable. Not bad, not great—just another beer floating by.
#PourOrIgnore #HaymarketBrewery #LagerLife #IPL #CraftBeer #BeerAdviser
Haymarket Pub & Brewery – Lager
Verdict: IGNORE – Like a Tuesday afternoon… just kinda there.
Crisp, light hop bite, but nothing memorable. Not bad, not great—just another beer floating by.
#PourOrIgnore #HaymarketBrewery #LagerLife #IPL #CraftBeer #BeerAdviser
📍 Odd Side Ales – Grand Haven, MI
Blonde Ale | 9% ABV
Margarita-inspired? More like cursed cocktail chaos. 🧂🍋💀 Tequila barrel + lime + regret = nope. Even Jimmy Buffett would ghost this at the beach bar.
🧃 Verdict: IGNORE.
#PourOrIgnore #OddSideAles #MichiganBeer
📍 Odd Side Ales – Grand Haven, MI
Blonde Ale | 9% ABV
Margarita-inspired? More like cursed cocktail chaos. 🧂🍋💀 Tequila barrel + lime + regret = nope. Even Jimmy Buffett would ghost this at the beach bar.
🧃 Verdict: IGNORE.
#PourOrIgnore #OddSideAles #MichiganBeer
Fat Orangecat Brew co – DIPA | 8.1% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Like a cat with extra toes, this beer hits different. Juicy, citrusy, soft & smooth—dangerously drinkable. 🐱🍺
#PourOrIgnore #PolydactylCat #FatOrangeCat #DIPA #CraftBeer #JuicyAF #BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser
Fat Orangecat Brew co – DIPA | 8.1% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Like a cat with extra toes, this beer hits different. Juicy, citrusy, soft & smooth—dangerously drinkable. 🐱🍺
#PourOrIgnore #PolydactylCat #FatOrangeCat #DIPA #CraftBeer #JuicyAF #BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser
📍 Mikkeler Brewing
🎤 Rating: IGNORE – About as dangerous as the Night King in broad daylight.
Meh. Started strong, finished like Season 8.
#BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore #GameOfThronesBeer #NightKingIPA #MikkellerBrewing #HazyIPA #WinterCameAndWent
📍 Mikkeler Brewing
🎤 Rating: IGNORE – About as dangerous as the Night King in broad daylight.
Meh. Started strong, finished like Season 8.
#BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore #GameOfThronesBeer #NightKingIPA #MikkellerBrewing #HazyIPA #WinterCameAndWent
📍 Tripping Animals x Parish Brewing
💪 DIPA | 8.4% ABV
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR – Big bayou energy. 🦞🔥
Juicy, hazy, tropical fruit & citrus bomb with dank bite. Smooth, bold, and keeps the party rollin’.
#PourOrIgnore #Crawdaddy #TrippingAnimals #ParishBrewing #HazyIPA
📍 Tripping Animals x Parish Brewing
💪 DIPA | 8.4% ABV
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR – Big bayou energy. 🦞🔥
Juicy, hazy, tropical fruit & citrus bomb with dank bite. Smooth, bold, and keeps the party rollin’.
#PourOrIgnore #Crawdaddy #TrippingAnimals #ParishBrewing #HazyIPA
📍 Inside the Five Brewing – Sylvania, OH
💪 Hazy IPA | 6.2% ABV
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Juicy, creamy & hits with sneaky bitterness—soft up front, sharp on the back.
#PourOrIgnore #TheDevilWearsHoodies #InsideTheFiveBrewing #HazyIPA #BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser
📍 Inside the Five Brewing – Sylvania, OH
💪 Hazy IPA | 6.2% ABV
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Juicy, creamy & hits with sneaky bitterness—soft up front, sharp on the back.
#PourOrIgnore #TheDevilWearsHoodies #InsideTheFiveBrewing #HazyIPA #BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser
📍 @3floydsbrewing – Munster, IN
💪 7.3% ABV | 67 IBU
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Rich chocolate & caramel malts meet bold piney bitterness—like a porter & a West Coast IPA had a festive love child. ☃️
#PourOrIgnore #3FloydsBrewing #AlphaKlaus #CraftBeer
📍 @3floydsbrewing – Munster, IN
💪 7.3% ABV | 67 IBU
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Rich chocolate & caramel malts meet bold piney bitterness—like a porter & a West Coast IPA had a festive love child. ☃️
#PourOrIgnore #3FloydsBrewing #AlphaKlaus #CraftBeer
📍 Arvon Brewing – Grand Rapids, MI
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR – This hazy IPA whispers sweet nothings to your taste buds.
A full-on juice bomb 🍍🍊 with a creamy, pillowy mouthfeel. Slightly dank, and dangerously smooth.
#PourOrIgnore #ArvonBrewing
📍 Arvon Brewing – Grand Rapids, MI
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR – This hazy IPA whispers sweet nothings to your taste buds.
A full-on juice bomb 🍍🍊 with a creamy, pillowy mouthfeel. Slightly dank, and dangerously smooth.
#PourOrIgnore #ArvonBrewing
Downey Brewing – Dearborn, MI
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
• POUR = Fridge-worthy.
• IGNORE = Like being ghosted by your bartender.
🍊 Grapefruit, pine & caramel malt with balanced bitterness & a smooth, resinous finish.
🎯 Verdict: POUR — 🍻
#PourOrIgnore #DowneyBrewing #CraftBeer
Downey Brewing – Dearborn, MI
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
• POUR = Fridge-worthy.
• IGNORE = Like being ghosted by your bartender.
🍊 Grapefruit, pine & caramel malt with balanced bitterness & a smooth, resinous finish.
🎯 Verdict: POUR — 🍻
#PourOrIgnore #DowneyBrewing #CraftBeer
Hop Butcher For The World
IPA - Imperial / Double NEIPA
Verdict: POUR – Smoother than a highway with no traffic. Juicy mango, pineapple, citrus, soft haze, slight dank bite. This is one delay worth stopping for. 🍻
#PourOrIgnore #GapersDelay #HopButcher #HazyIPA #CraftBeer
Hop Butcher For The World
IPA - Imperial / Double NEIPA
Verdict: POUR – Smoother than a highway with no traffic. Juicy mango, pineapple, citrus, soft haze, slight dank bite. This is one delay worth stopping for. 🍻
#PourOrIgnore #GapersDelay #HopButcher #HazyIPA #CraftBeer
📍 Green Cheek Beer Co– Orange, CA
💪 Hazy IPA | 7% ABV
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Watermelon agua fresca, passion fruit, citrus—all crashing a flavor rave. Creamy, juicy, smooth, just enough bite.
#GreenCheekBeer #HazyIPA #JuicyGoodness #BeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore
📍 Green Cheek Beer Co– Orange, CA
💪 Hazy IPA | 7% ABV
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Watermelon agua fresca, passion fruit, citrus—all crashing a flavor rave. Creamy, juicy, smooth, just enough bite.
#GreenCheekBeer #HazyIPA #JuicyGoodness #BeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore
📍 Dogfish Head – Milton, DE
💪 17.5% ABV | 70 IBU
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Rich vanilla, deep oak & boozy warmth—this stout tucks you in at night. Sweet, bold & strong enough to make you rethink life (in a good way).
#PourOrIgnore #DogfishHead
📍 Dogfish Head – Milton, DE
💪 17.5% ABV | 70 IBU
🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR
Rich vanilla, deep oak & boozy warmth—this stout tucks you in at night. Sweet, bold & strong enough to make you rethink life (in a good way).
#PourOrIgnore #DogfishHead
🧃 Untitled Art
IPA – Milkshake | 6% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Like a grown-up creamsicle with a craft beer habit.
Thick, citrusy, and smooth—like day-drinking in an ice cream truck. Strong slurp energy.
#SoftServeIPA #UntitledArtBrewing #PourOrIgnore #CreamsicleVibes
🧃 Untitled Art
IPA – Milkshake | 6% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Like a grown-up creamsicle with a craft beer habit.
Thick, citrusy, and smooth—like day-drinking in an ice cream truck. Strong slurp energy.
#SoftServeIPA #UntitledArtBrewing #PourOrIgnore #CreamsicleVibes