#PourOrIgnore
🌆 Urban Anomaly 🌆
📍 Crowns & Hops – Inglewood, CA
💪 American Stout | 6% ABV

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR

Dark, smooth & bold—like stumbling into a hidden speakeasy.

#PourOrIgnore #CrownsAndHops #UrbanAnomaly #StoutSeason #CraftBeer
March 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
🌈 Chromatic Explosion
🍻 Broad Leaf Brewery – Kentwood, MI
IPA – Hazy | 7% ABV

Verdict: POUR – Like a fruit stand collided with a synthwave playlist.
Juicy, vibrant, and dangerously smooth.

If color had a flavor? It’d be this.

#ChromaticExplosion #BroadLeafBrewery #PourOrIgnore #HazyIPA
April 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
🎨 Hazy IIPA
📍 Untitled Art – Waunakee, WI
🍺 DIPA | 8% ABV

Like sipping a citrus mural. Juicy, soft, and smooth—Untitled Art nails haze with artistic flair.

Verdict: POUR — no lines, just vibes.

#UntitledArt #HazyIIPA #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #WisconsinBeer
June 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
🌲 Lil’ Huma – Shorts Brewing
Session IPA | 4.5% ABV | 53 IBU

Mini Huma, still full of hop attitude. Crisp, piney, and citrusy—like getting politely smacked by flavor.

Verdict: Mini hops, major pour.

#LilHuma #ShortsBrewing #SessionIPA #TheBeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore #MichiganBeer #CraftBeerVibes
May 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
🧠 Mind to Devour
📍 Transient Artisan Ales – Bridgman, MI
🍺 DIPA | 8.35% ABV

Juicy. Boozy. Smooth. Basically me chasing Transient’s follow like it’s a relationship worth saving.

Verdict: POUR — even if they ghosted me.

#MindToDevour #TransientArtisanAles #PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #MichiganBeer
June 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🍻 It’s Not My First Rodeo, It’s My Second

🔥 Hoof Hearted Brewing | Triple IPA

Silky smooth, stupid strong. This 10% beast said “saddle up,” and I rode straight into hazy heaven.
Verdict: POUR – Yeehaw fuel at its finest. 🤠

#PourOrIgnore #HoofHeartedBrewing #TripleIPA #YeehawFuel #CraftBeer
March 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
🏁 Pale Checkered Ale
📍 Wax Wings – Kalamazoo, MI
🍺 Hazy Pale Ale | 6% ABV

Soft haze, citrus zip, mellow bitterness — this one’s all balance, no fluff. Wax Wings just doesn’t miss.
🏆 Pour (4.15)

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July 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🌫 CRAWLING OUT OF THE FOG 🌫
📍 Two Villains (NJ) x Abomination (CT)

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR

Thick, juicy & smoother than your last bad decision.

#PourOrIgnore #TwoVillainsBrewing #AbominationBrewing
February 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
🍺 Prior 8 🍺

Brouwerij St. Bernardus – Belgian Dubbel | 8% ABV

Verdict: POUR – Smoother than a monk’s prayer. Dark fruit, caramel, subtle spice, rich & dangerously drinkable. 🍷⛪

#PourOrIgnore #Prior8 #StBernardus #BelgianBeer #DubbelTrouble #BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser
March 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
🍌 BANANA PUDDING UPSIDE DOWN CAKE 🍌
📍 Southern Grist Brewing – Nashville, TN

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR

Banana cream pie meets milkshake—vanilla, sweet cakey vibes & a thick, creamy body. 🍰🍌 Smooth & magical.

#PourOrIgnore #TheBeerAdviser #SouthernGrist #DessertBeer #CraftBeer
March 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🩳 XL Jammy Pants
📍 Great Notion – Portland, OR
🍺 Fruited Sour | 9% ABV

Berry blast, smoothie-thick, and bold enough to wear Crocs to a board meeting. Like a fruit roll-up with attitude.
🏆 Pour (4.25)

#JammyPants #GreatNotion #PourOrIgnore #FruitedSour #TheBeerAdviser
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
🍫 ROCKY ROAD STOUT 🍫
Untitled Art – Waunakee, WI

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
• POUR = Like finding extra marshmallows—pure bliss.
• IGNORE = Hard pass, like your last Tinder date.

🍦 Rich chocolate, creamy marshmallow & nutty goodness.

🎯 Verdict: POUR 🍫🔥

#PourOrIgnore #UntitledArt
February 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
🍺 Just Another Day 🍺
Haymarket Pub & Brewery – Lager

Verdict: IGNORE – Like a Tuesday afternoon… just kinda there.
Crisp, light hop bite, but nothing memorable. Not bad, not great—just another beer floating by.

#PourOrIgnore #HaymarketBrewery #LagerLife #IPL #CraftBeer #BeerAdviser
March 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
🌊 LOST SHAKER OF SALT
📍 Odd Side Ales – Grand Haven, MI
Blonde Ale | 9% ABV

Margarita-inspired? More like cursed cocktail chaos. 🧂🍋💀 Tequila barrel + lime + regret = nope. Even Jimmy Buffett would ghost this at the beach bar.

🧃 Verdict: IGNORE.

#PourOrIgnore #OddSideAles #MichiganBeer
April 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
🐾 Polydactyl Cat
Fat Orangecat Brew co – DIPA | 8.1% ABV

Verdict: POUR – Like a cat with extra toes, this beer hits different. Juicy, citrusy, soft & smooth—dangerously drinkable. 🐱🍺

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March 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
❄️ Game of Thrones: Night King ❄️
📍 Mikkeler Brewing

🎤 Rating: IGNORE – About as dangerous as the Night King in broad daylight.

Meh. Started strong, finished like Season 8.

#BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore #GameOfThronesBeer #NightKingIPA #MikkellerBrewing #HazyIPA #WinterCameAndWent
March 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
CRAWDADDY
📍 Tripping Animals x Parish Brewing
💪 DIPA | 8.4% ABV

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR – Big bayou energy. 🦞🔥

Juicy, hazy, tropical fruit & citrus bomb with dank bite. Smooth, bold, and keeps the party rollin’.

#PourOrIgnore #Crawdaddy #TrippingAnimals #ParishBrewing #HazyIPA
March 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
THE DEVIL WEARS HOODIES
📍 Inside the Five Brewing – Sylvania, OH
💪 Hazy IPA | 6.2% ABV

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR

Juicy, creamy & hits with sneaky bitterness—soft up front, sharp on the back.

#PourOrIgnore #TheDevilWearsHoodies #InsideTheFiveBrewing #HazyIPA #BeerAdviser #TheBeerAdviser
March 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
🎅 ALPHA KLAUS 🎅
📍 @3floydsbrewing – Munster, IN
💪 7.3% ABV | 67 IBU

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR

Rich chocolate & caramel malts meet bold piney bitterness—like a porter & a West Coast IPA had a festive love child. ☃️

#PourOrIgnore #3FloydsBrewing #AlphaKlaus #CraftBeer
March 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
🌊 THE SOURCE 🌊
📍 Arvon Brewing – Grand Rapids, MI

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR – This hazy IPA whispers sweet nothings to your taste buds.

A full-on juice bomb 🍍🍊 with a creamy, pillowy mouthfeel. Slightly dank, and dangerously smooth.

#PourOrIgnore #ArvonBrewing
March 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
🍺 MR. IPA 🍺
Downey Brewing – Dearborn, MI

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
• POUR = Fridge-worthy.
• IGNORE = Like being ghosted by your bartender.

🍊 Grapefruit, pine & caramel malt with balanced bitterness & a smooth, resinous finish.

🎯 Verdict: POUR — 🍻

#PourOrIgnore #DowneyBrewing #CraftBeer
February 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
🚦 Gapers Delay 🚦
Hop Butcher For The World
IPA - Imperial / Double NEIPA

Verdict: POUR – Smoother than a highway with no traffic. Juicy mango, pineapple, citrus, soft haze, slight dank bite. This is one delay worth stopping for. 🍻

#PourOrIgnore #GapersDelay #HopButcher #HazyIPA #CraftBeer
March 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
LOST IN MY KALEIDOSCOPE
📍 Green Cheek Beer Co– Orange, CA
💪 Hazy IPA | 7% ABV

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR

Watermelon agua fresca, passion fruit, citrus—all crashing a flavor rave. Creamy, juicy, smooth, just enough bite.

#GreenCheekBeer #HazyIPA #JuicyGoodness #BeerAdviser #PourOrIgnore
March 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🔥 OAK-AGED VANILLA WORLD WIDE STOUT 🔥
📍 Dogfish Head – Milton, DE
💪 17.5% ABV | 70 IBU

🚨 Pour or Ignore 🚨
🎤 Verdict: POUR

Rich vanilla, deep oak & boozy warmth—this stout tucks you in at night. Sweet, bold & strong enough to make you rethink life (in a good way).

#PourOrIgnore #DogfishHead
February 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
🍦 Soft Serve Orange IPA
🧃 Untitled Art
IPA – Milkshake | 6% ABV
Verdict: POUR – Like a grown-up creamsicle with a craft beer habit.

Thick, citrusy, and smooth—like day-drinking in an ice cream truck. Strong slurp energy.

#SoftServeIPA #UntitledArtBrewing #PourOrIgnore #CreamsicleVibes
April 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM