The main shocker for me was seeing Governor White PowerWheels being given the big ugly axe. Either way, the next shift begins tomorrow and us commoners all have a more perfect union to keep on building.
November 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The main shocker for me was seeing Governor White PowerWheels being given the big ugly axe. Either way, the next shift begins tomorrow and us commoners all have a more perfect union to keep on building.
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November 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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The extremely Pawnee-coded slab-of-concrete-in-a-public-park near me hosted a powerwheels racing event today
October 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The extremely Pawnee-coded slab-of-concrete-in-a-public-park near me hosted a powerwheels racing event today
(to the Powerwheels jingle)
Show-show-shower beers
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October 23, 2026 at 9:40 PM
(to the Powerwheels jingle)
Show-show-shower beers
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because it's only cool when it's a handful of friends building a Contraption on blocks & testing it drunk in the most decrepit vacant lot you've ever seen. dudes rock, 💯
this is a white supremacist billionaire paying people to build him a life-size powerwheels set, which makes it inherently cringe.
this is a white supremacist billionaire paying people to build him a life-size powerwheels set, which makes it inherently cringe.
do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like a car driving upside down then doing a kickflip before landing, and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy funding it is a white supremacist
"Flying cars are real!" 🚀 Elon Musk and Tesla showcase the new Roadster.
October 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
because it's only cool when it's a handful of friends building a Contraption on blocks & testing it drunk in the most decrepit vacant lot you've ever seen. dudes rock, 💯
this is a white supremacist billionaire paying people to build him a life-size powerwheels set, which makes it inherently cringe.
this is a white supremacist billionaire paying people to build him a life-size powerwheels set, which makes it inherently cringe.
With great powerwheels comes great responsibility
October 4, 2026 at 12:16 PM
With great powerwheels comes great responsibility
Could be worse - you could've had multiple varieties of metallic ones and had ten tin tentacles and then everyone could've said it in a singsong fashion like they were singing the pow-pow-powerwheels commercial jingle.
October 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Could be worse - you could've had multiple varieties of metallic ones and had ten tin tentacles and then everyone could've said it in a singsong fashion like they were singing the pow-pow-powerwheels commercial jingle.
I heard somebody call Greg Abbot "Governor White Powerwheels" the other day and I can't think of him as anything else now.
September 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I heard somebody call Greg Abbot "Governor White Powerwheels" the other day and I can't think of him as anything else now.
Apparently there is a powerwheels highway running through our back yard...
September 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Apparently there is a powerwheels highway running through our back yard...
pow-pow-powerwheels
September 4, 2026 at 11:07 PM
pow-pow-powerwheels
Our kids were driving powerwheels around the (very safe) neighborhood by 4 or 5. Never got the cops called. Got yelled at one time by an elderly neighbor bc our 3yo tried to play chicken with her in the cul-de-sac, but that's it
September 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Our kids were driving powerwheels around the (very safe) neighborhood by 4 or 5. Never got the cops called. Got yelled at one time by an elderly neighbor bc our 3yo tried to play chicken with her in the cul-de-sac, but that's it
Baby's first Akira Slide
Awesome Kid in Toy Car Says Yeah!
Alt: Little girl in sunglasses does a sick slide in her Powerwheels Corvette while throwing up the horns with both hands
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August 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Baby's first Akira Slide
The real fanservice is the little Powerwheels version of the Sophia tank that a little baby is riding in the third game.
August 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The real fanservice is the little Powerwheels version of the Sophia tank that a little baby is riding in the third game.
TYCO R/C looking ass. Powerwheels looking shit.
February 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TYCO R/C looking ass. Powerwheels looking shit.
I had a Bigfoot PowerWheels truck that I drove until the wheels fell off. I was definitely a Bigfoot kid
February 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I had a Bigfoot PowerWheels truck that I drove until the wheels fell off. I was definitely a Bigfoot kid
🤣 If its colder maybe. Or are Orc's so dumb to try that in mud? Powerwheels were the cars that you pull backwards and then chase them over "tracks", weren't they?
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 AM
🤣 If its colder maybe. Or are Orc's so dumb to try that in mud? Powerwheels were the cars that you pull backwards and then chase them over "tracks", weren't they?
Fight postponed because I saw a THICC white doggo with a black eyepatch style splotch walking next to a little kid in a PowerWheels Jeep. Dog would hurry away to sniff each patch of grass, then rush right back for protective big siblinging.
Taking a walk for my health and/or to fight god.
December 8, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Fight postponed because I saw a THICC white doggo with a black eyepatch style splotch walking next to a little kid in a PowerWheels Jeep. Dog would hurry away to sniff each patch of grass, then rush right back for protective big siblinging.
Forgive me for only being able to hear the PowerWheels jingle, it's just that was the one I saw a LOT.
October 18, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Forgive me for only being able to hear the PowerWheels jingle, it's just that was the one I saw a LOT.
"Go-karts by PowerWheels™"
July 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"Go-karts by PowerWheels™"
I'm too young for the first oil crisis, but at least me and my corolla hatchback will be fairly smug compared to all of the f-250/3500/Superduty Powerwheels urban assault trucks with the unadjusted headlights that menace the roads around here currently.
March 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I'm too young for the first oil crisis, but at least me and my corolla hatchback will be fairly smug compared to all of the f-250/3500/Superduty Powerwheels urban assault trucks with the unadjusted headlights that menace the roads around here currently.
the cybertuck is a mashup of a powerwheels toy car and a pontiac aztek
November 12, 2023 at 9:16 PM
the cybertuck is a mashup of a powerwheels toy car and a pontiac aztek
It's like if a powerwheels Jeep and a cyberpunk had a baby
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
It's like if a powerwheels Jeep and a cyberpunk had a baby