*opens notebook*
1. Chris Pratt
2. Chris Pratt
3. Chris Prat
4. Awkwafina
5. Amy Schumer
6. Chris Pratt
7. Tiffany Haddish
1. Chris Pratt
2. Chris Pratt
3. Chris Prat
4. Awkwafina
5. Amy Schumer
6. Chris Pratt
7. Tiffany Haddish
im ready to bring the conversation to hate so lmk when yall ready to talk about actors who you hate to see coming.
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
*opens notebook*
1. Chris Pratt
2. Chris Pratt
3. Chris Prat
4. Awkwafina
5. Amy Schumer
6. Chris Pratt
7. Tiffany Haddish
1. Chris Pratt
2. Chris Pratt
3. Chris Prat
4. Awkwafina
5. Amy Schumer
6. Chris Pratt
7. Tiffany Haddish
Pratt*
(too many chrises)
(too many chrises)
December 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Pratt*
(too many chrises)
(too many chrises)
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses https://theonion.com/garfield-director-begs-chris-pratt-to-stop-ad-libbing-bible-verses/
May 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses https://theonion.com/garfield-director-begs-chris-pratt-to-stop-ad-libbing-bible-verses/
SCAT PRATT
VoteHub projects Nithya Raman to advance from the Nonpartisan primary for Los Angeles Mayor.
June 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
SCAT PRATT
Mask comes off: Chris Pratt
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Mask comes off: Chris Pratt
Pratt falls
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary
#DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
#DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
June 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Pratt falls
If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.
June 8, 2026 at 1:02 AM
If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.
Los Angeles: Shallow, But Not Spencer Pratt Shallow
BREAKING:
Spencer Pratt will not make run off in LA Mayor election
Nithya Raman surges ahead in L.A. mayor race
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Spencer Pratt will not make run off in LA Mayor election
Nithya Raman surges ahead in L.A. mayor race
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Nithya Raman surges past Spencer Pratt in L.A. mayor’s race, closing in on runoff with Karen Bass
Nithya Raman pulled ahead of Spencer Pratt in the race to get into the Nov. 3 mayoral runoff on Sunday, five days after the vote counting began.
www.latimes.com
June 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Los Angeles: Shallow, But Not Spencer Pratt Shallow
actually it was making Chris Pratt famous
the greatest crime of 'Parks and Rec' was making a conservative relatable
May 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
actually it was making Chris Pratt famous
Clearly it's going to be Chris Pratt
A new Labyrinth sequel is coming from Robert Eggers, which only begs the question...who on EARTH would play Jareth?!?!
reactormag.com/another-laby...
reactormag.com/another-laby...
Another Labyrinth Sequel Is in the Works, Thanks to Robert Eggers - Reactor
this should go well.
reactormag.com
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Clearly it's going to be Chris Pratt
Mario vs Chris Pratt
October 23, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Mario vs Chris Pratt
Today’s Canadian painting is “My New Brunswick” painted by Mary Pratt in 1971.
September 22, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Today’s Canadian painting is “My New Brunswick” painted by Mary Pratt in 1971.
Hollywood actor Chris Pratt who I have never once seen comment on any mass shooting in America has posted.
September 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hollywood actor Chris Pratt who I have never once seen comment on any mass shooting in America has posted.
They are both better than Spencer Pratt.
By a lot.
By a lot.
BREAKING: Democratic Socialist Nithya Raman surges ahead of Karen Bass in the Los Angeles mayoral election odds.
58% chance she wins.
58% chance she wins.
September 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
They are both better than Spencer Pratt.
By a lot.
By a lot.
The Late Show with Chris Pratt (Series, 2026 - )
July 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The Late Show with Chris Pratt (Series, 2026 - )
Hahaha, Spencer Pratt is done.
Fuck that dude.
Fuck that dude.
June 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Hahaha, Spencer Pratt is done.
Fuck that dude.
Fuck that dude.
Spencer Pratt said he'd leave Los Angeles if he lost. He should start packing his bags.
June 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Spencer Pratt said he'd leave Los Angeles if he lost. He should start packing his bags.
Andy Dwyer to Chris Pratt timeline sucks so bad
Hollywood actor Chris Pratt who I have never once seen comment on any mass shooting in America has posted.
September 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Andy Dwyer to Chris Pratt timeline sucks so bad
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses
LOS ANGELES—In a desperate effort to get production of the animated film sequel back on schedule, Garfield Movie 2 director Mark Dindal reportedly begged lead voice actor Chris Pratt to stop ad-libbin...
theonion.com
May 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses