Meanwhile we're penned in inside the preboarding area waiting for a plane that has not even arrived at the gate yet. No bathrooms.
October 31, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Meanwhile we're penned in inside the preboarding area waiting for a plane that has not even arrived at the gate yet. No bathrooms.
(And despite the long network-wide slowdown after the recent last such incident, and ofc the unrelated but still grotesque preboarding safety theatre)
October 28, 2026 at 11:54 AM
(And despite the long network-wide slowdown after the recent last such incident, and ofc the unrelated but still grotesque preboarding safety theatre)
"I know what you are thinking. You are thinking I have too much of a youthful glow. You’re sure you saw me use my left hand, and maybe you saw my foot twitch. You think I can’t possibly deserve this kind of special treatment."
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An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair
“During the entirety of the wait for preboarding, I see you side-eyeing me, wondering how much sooner than you I will be able to board the plane. I know you ...
buff.ly
October 28, 2026 at 1:04 PM
"I know what you are thinking. You are thinking I have too much of a youthful glow. You’re sure you saw me use my left hand, and maybe you saw my foot twitch. You think I can’t possibly deserve this kind of special treatment."
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buff.ly/K4GEhJD
"I assure you, this is all a flex. What you are seeing is basically the highlight reel of my life as a disabled person. It is one special treatment after another."
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An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair
“During the entirety of the wait for preboarding, I see you side-eyeing me, wondering how much sooner than you I will be able to board the plane. I know you ...
buff.ly
October 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
"I assure you, this is all a flex. What you are seeing is basically the highlight reel of my life as a disabled person. It is one special treatment after another."
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(And despite the long network-wide slowdown after the recent last such incident, and ofc the unrelated but still grotesque preboarding safety theatre)
October 28, 2026 at 11:54 AM
(And despite the long network-wide slowdown after the recent last such incident, and ofc the unrelated but still grotesque preboarding safety theatre)
How Many Boarding Groups Does Delta Offer?
There are eight boarding zones and one preboarding offered by Delta. Accordingly, Delta boarding orders are assigned to them by measuring their fare type, elite status, credit card holders, and more.
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#deltaboardingorder
There are eight boarding zones and one preboarding offered by Delta. Accordingly, Delta boarding orders are assigned to them by measuring their fare type, elite status, credit card holders, and more.
Read More: shorturl.at/dEZ5p
#deltaboardingorder
Delta Boarding Groups | Priority & Zones Explained
Learn about Delta boarding group order and how they work, including pre-boarding, Zone 1–8 eligibility, family boarding, tips to get priority boarding & more
shorturl.at
October 30, 2026 at 11:30 AM
How Many Boarding Groups Does Delta Offer?
There are eight boarding zones and one preboarding offered by Delta. Accordingly, Delta boarding orders are assigned to them by measuring their fare type, elite status, credit card holders, and more.
Read More: shorturl.at/dEZ5p
#deltaboardingorder
There are eight boarding zones and one preboarding offered by Delta. Accordingly, Delta boarding orders are assigned to them by measuring their fare type, elite status, credit card holders, and more.
Read More: shorturl.at/dEZ5p
#deltaboardingorder
"During the entirety of the wait for preboarding, I see you side-eyeing me, wondering how much sooner than you I will be able to board the plane. I know you are assessing whether I deserve the special treatment I am getting. I do. I have no doubt. I am living my best life."
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buff.ly/K4GEhJD
An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair
“During the entirety of the wait for preboarding, I see you side-eyeing me, wondering how much sooner than you I will be able to board the plane. I know you ...
buff.ly
October 23, 2026 at 3:21 PM
"During the entirety of the wait for preboarding, I see you side-eyeing me, wondering how much sooner than you I will be able to board the plane. I know you are assessing whether I deserve the special treatment I am getting. I do. I have no doubt. I am living my best life."
buff.ly/K4GEhJD
buff.ly/K4GEhJD
Hey, go read this piece at McSweeney's written by my friend Liz www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair
“During the entirety of the wait for preboarding, I see you side-eyeing me, wondering how much sooner than you I will be able to board the plane. I know you ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 25, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Hey, go read this piece at McSweeney's written by my friend Liz www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
If you wanted a different option you should have joined one of rhe bloc's preboarding members-only discussions about what to do on the bus. These are your options now; fly off a cliff or plow into traffic. I'm voting for the one that does harm reduction!
October 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If you wanted a different option you should have joined one of rhe bloc's preboarding members-only discussions about what to do on the bus. These are your options now; fly off a cliff or plow into traffic. I'm voting for the one that does harm reduction!
An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair
“During the entirety of the wait for preboarding, I see you side-eyeing me, wondering how much sooner than you I will be able to board the plane. I know you ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 24, 2026 at 11:00 PM
An Open Letter to Everyone at Gate B32 Who Is Clearly Jealous of My Airport Wheelchair www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
Onboarding Schulungsplan: Vorlage mit Zeitachse bis 90 Tage
Ein Schulungsplan fürs Onboarding bietet eine Zeitachse vom Preboarding bis zum 90. Tag, dazu Pflichtunterweisungen, Messpunkte und prüffähige Nachweise.
Ein Schulungsplan fürs Onboarding bietet eine Zeitachse vom Preboarding bis zum 90. Tag, dazu Pflichtunterweisungen, Messpunkte und prüffähige Nachweise.
Onboarding Schulungsplan: Vorlage mit Zeitachse bis 90 Tage
Ein Schulungsplan fürs Onboarding bietet eine Zeitachse vom Preboarding bis zum 90. Tag, dazu Pflichtunterweisungen, Messpunkte und prüffähige Nachweise.
mitarbeiterschulung.com
October 17, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Onboarding Schulungsplan: Vorlage mit Zeitachse bis 90 Tage
Ein Schulungsplan fürs Onboarding bietet eine Zeitachse vom Preboarding bis zum 90. Tag, dazu Pflichtunterweisungen, Messpunkte und prüffähige Nachweise.
Ein Schulungsplan fürs Onboarding bietet eine Zeitachse vom Preboarding bis zum 90. Tag, dazu Pflichtunterweisungen, Messpunkte und prüffähige Nachweise.
First a walk to jack london.
Then BART to a couple stops on a PCC and then a bendy 30 to the Hyde Ride.
We had Global Services preboarding for ourselves and stroller, and then picked up my wife’s somewhat flabbergasted cousin.
Then BART to a couple stops on a PCC and then a bendy 30 to the Hyde Ride.
We had Global Services preboarding for ourselves and stroller, and then picked up my wife’s somewhat flabbergasted cousin.
October 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
First a walk to jack london.
Then BART to a couple stops on a PCC and then a bendy 30 to the Hyde Ride.
We had Global Services preboarding for ourselves and stroller, and then picked up my wife’s somewhat flabbergasted cousin.
Then BART to a couple stops on a PCC and then a bendy 30 to the Hyde Ride.
We had Global Services preboarding for ourselves and stroller, and then picked up my wife’s somewhat flabbergasted cousin.
Ah, the time honored tradition of swarming the boarding gate despite it only being preboarding and everyone having a boarding zone.
Idiots.
Idiots.
September 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Ah, the time honored tradition of swarming the boarding gate despite it only being preboarding and everyone having a boarding zone.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Being in the preboarding group but still getting offered the option to pay to board early. Okay......lmfao
September 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Being in the preboarding group but still getting offered the option to pay to board early. Okay......lmfao
Sounds like if they are preboarding they really don't need to preboard anymore.
August 26, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Sounds like if they are preboarding they really don't need to preboard anymore.
I wish i was joking when preboarding announced she said to her husband, well I think they will let all of us board or I will pretend I can't walk properly to get on first.
I was like... lady you can fuck off into the sun, pretending a disability is not beyond your entitlement I guess. 😾
I was like... lady you can fuck off into the sun, pretending a disability is not beyond your entitlement I guess. 😾
August 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I wish i was joking when preboarding announced she said to her husband, well I think they will let all of us board or I will pretend I can't walk properly to get on first.
I was like... lady you can fuck off into the sun, pretending a disability is not beyond your entitlement I guess. 😾
I was like... lady you can fuck off into the sun, pretending a disability is not beyond your entitlement I guess. 😾
Southwest’s Assigned Seating Sharply Cut Its Wheelchair Requests
Southwest Airlines has seen wheelchair assistance requests fall sharply since it abandoned open seating, and the airline attributes the drop to the removal of the boarding advantage that preboarding used to confer....
Southwest Airlines has seen wheelchair assistance requests fall sharply since it abandoned open seating, and the airline attributes the drop to the removal of the boarding advantage that preboarding used to confer....
Southwest’s Assigned Seating Sharply Cut Its Wheelchair Requests
Southwest Airlines has seen wheelchair assistance requests fall sharply since it abandoned open seating, and the airline attributes the drop to the removal of the boarding advantage that preboarding used to confer. Under the old system, passengers who preboarded for a disability effectively chose from an entirely empty cabin, which handed them the pick of seats on a carrier where no seat was assigned in advance.
i-journey.com
August 26, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Southwest’s Assigned Seating Sharply Cut Its Wheelchair Requests
Southwest Airlines has seen wheelchair assistance requests fall sharply since it abandoned open seating, and the airline attributes the drop to the removal of the boarding advantage that preboarding used to confer....
Southwest Airlines has seen wheelchair assistance requests fall sharply since it abandoned open seating, and the airline attributes the drop to the removal of the boarding advantage that preboarding used to confer....
You Thought Assigned Seats Killed Southwest’s Wheelchair Hack—But Requesting One Still Unlocks A Free Premium Seat from VFTW
You Thought Assigned Seats Killed Southwest’s Wheelchair Hack—But Requesting One Still Unlocks A Free Premium Seat
Southwest’s switch to assigned seating sharply reduced wheelchair requests by eliminating the old preboarding advantage. Now the airline is calling passengers who request assistance and offering free front-of-cabin premium seats to speed boarding and deplaning.
dlvr.it
August 25, 2026 at 4:10 PM
You Thought Assigned Seats Killed Southwest’s Wheelchair Hack—But Requesting One Still Unlocks A Free Premium Seat from VFTW
Mystery Jukeboxers - this is your preboarding announcement ahead of tomorrow. Kitty and assistants have arrived in Scotland and everything has been set up and ready to go (even dry weather forecast). Prepare to buckle up, spend 2 tokens, and chat. There may be turbulence if rules are broken.
August 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Mystery Jukeboxers - this is your preboarding announcement ahead of tomorrow. Kitty and assistants have arrived in Scotland and everything has been set up and ready to go (even dry weather forecast). Prepare to buckle up, spend 2 tokens, and chat. There may be turbulence if rules are broken.
Alaska Air bans it and clearly states it in the preboarding.
August 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Alaska Air bans it and clearly states it in the preboarding.
Preboarding doesn’t just mean front of the line. It means extra time and assistance. This isn’t optional. It’s required by federal law. And you’re required to provide it to any passenger who tells you they need it, not just those who requested wheelchair assistance. Looking at you, United.
August 14, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Preboarding doesn’t just mean front of the line. It means extra time and assistance. This isn’t optional. It’s required by federal law. And you’re required to provide it to any passenger who tells you they need it, not just those who requested wheelchair assistance. Looking at you, United.
I did find your exchange with the “I’m pro Europe” fella who claimed EES is a nonstarter yesterday sadly amusing
Eurostar was always the best way to travel London to Paris/Brussels even though the preboarding experience wasn’t anything like taking a normal train. Now that we are completely outside
Eurostar was always the best way to travel London to Paris/Brussels even though the preboarding experience wasn’t anything like taking a normal train. Now that we are completely outside
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I did find your exchange with the “I’m pro Europe” fella who claimed EES is a nonstarter yesterday sadly amusing
Eurostar was always the best way to travel London to Paris/Brussels even though the preboarding experience wasn’t anything like taking a normal train. Now that we are completely outside
Eurostar was always the best way to travel London to Paris/Brussels even though the preboarding experience wasn’t anything like taking a normal train. Now that we are completely outside
You people are not ALL disabled, traveling with babies, or active military. Stop this preboarding madness.
November 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
You people are not ALL disabled, traveling with babies, or active military. Stop this preboarding madness.
@united - it would be dope if you could actually provide a space for the preboarding people to queue up because right now it’s just a big cluster.
December 1, 2024 at 5:13 AM
@united - it would be dope if you could actually provide a space for the preboarding people to queue up because right now it’s just a big cluster.