#PreProgramming
CATS (2019) as preprogramming
stop trying to make “the morals of an alleycat” happen
June 28, 2024 at 7:14 PM
They're growing him in Silicon Valley and preprogramming him for midcentury centrist issues. His name is Wamdani, he descibes himself as "shady Abundance synthesist," and he's in favor of common-sense means-testing for potable water rations
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Longcat was, in many ways, a preprogramming event for our current unreality. The cat was never that long, but the convenient disinfo was, in the then-modern language, "shopped", a sort of crude version of what we now call deepfakes, discernible by its pixels & experts having seen quite a few before.
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
How is ordering Thin Mints from a trans Girl Scout gender preprogramming?
January 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I've been battling this skew for over 20 years with my father - I think there's some preprogramming that has to happen, and there's definitely an overlap of a few, ahem, Venn diagrams; but I too have no idea how to unfuck this situation we are in
February 21, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Unfortunately, a combo of feature creep and not enough preprogramming time means this project won't be released for the holidays. We didn't specify at the beginning to not create huge expectations 🥹 it was meant to be something interactive, and that is quite complex.

maybe another time! 💌
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
obviously wouldn’t be possible without ma2’s previsulization but it’s immensely gratifying to spend time preprogramming a bunch of shit and as soon as you plug it all in it just WORKS
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Im workshopping a disinfo campaign against Scott Cawthorn rn. something about how FNaF was made as preprogramming to cover for Comet Pizza. I think if we drop it in the right FB groups we can have most of his assets siezed come this time next year.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That’s preprogramming for them
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There is something especially enthralling about hooved creatures forced to wear big rubber boots. Whats in the toe? who knows? who cares. You don't care who's in the suit either.
I have been very into locked null bulges lately. I had to make something out of it
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
wait till we get to preprogramming
September 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Look I like being dehumanised controlled and restrained being sent to someone in a storage pod with no memory other than liking them from preprogramming
March 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Oh cool Elon is preprogramming his kids to have adolescent cancer
February 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Preprogramming is getting underway at President Donald Trump's rally in Warren marking Trump's first 100 days in office. Story to follow @michiganadvance.com
April 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I understand. It took me a long while to overcome that preprogramming. But it was so worth it in the end.
September 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Because they want nuclear power plants scattered about. They're not really the stupid people. They're selling the idea of nuclear power to the MAGA. Preprogramming them once again to vote against themselves-
While also simultaneously jacking up the costs and sell price of electricity in general.
September 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Wow that was a REALLY remarkable solo performance from Laetitia Sadier just now. Truly solo: her, a guitar, some preprogramming and at one point her trombone too. A wonderful way to wrap up this birthday!
March 3, 2024 at 8:00 AM
yeah specifically a bunch of ppl including Alex Jones watched Elysium (2013) and instead of "this is a poorly-executed meditation on wealth inequality" thought that it was basically a documentary

it sounds like i'm making a joke but Alex literally thinks scifi is "preprogramming" messages to ppl
September 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
one common compromise seems to be preprogramming a lighting schedule for shabbos
September 9, 2023 at 6:24 AM
I suspect this poll isn't so kuch for affirmong trans people but tfox news preprogramming right wing media and influencer for mid term anti trans attack ads against democrats.
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Nah. I just plowed a bunch of effort into preprogramming my weekly radio show. Dropped the final promo, only to have the automation robot fuck me again.
October 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
That preprogramming would have to deliver a margin of victory that is outside mandatory hand recount margins but not so much that it delivered wholly unbelievable margins.
April 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think they are already running everything. They just trot him out when he's semi lucid to say nonsense after preprogramming with made up or old footage.
October 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
absolutely and to me it feels like preprogramming the authoritarian loving base so that when they hear and see otherwise it’s rapidly dismissed and auto-discredited
January 24, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I wonder how extensive of a console you could make by preprogramming and representing preset events with characters on NFC chip, used as game cards?

You would definitely have a heavy dialogue limitation, unless you also found a way to represent words/strings of words with characters?
September 1, 2026 at 6:35 AM