Prequel revisionism has gone too far
November 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Prequel revisionism has gone too far
the guy murders children in two of the three prequel movies
November 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
the guy murders children in two of the three prequel movies
My man looks like Dark Helmet in the SPACEBALLS prequel, THE PHANTOM ASSHOLE
November 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My man looks like Dark Helmet in the SPACEBALLS prequel, THE PHANTOM ASSHOLE
the chud anakin bullshit is some incredible ammo for prequel haters
November 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
the chud anakin bullshit is some incredible ammo for prequel haters
-descend into fanfic spirals about the prequel trilogy and genderbent hogwarts
November 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
-descend into fanfic spirals about the prequel trilogy and genderbent hogwarts
A more elegant prequel discourse for a @morecivilized.bsky.social age
November 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
A more elegant prequel discourse for a @morecivilized.bsky.social age
playing through f-stop portal prequel and came across sacred land
November 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
playing through f-stop portal prequel and came across sacred land
A surprise prequel to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has been announced, but fans of the original game’s combat may be disappointed.
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November 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
A surprise prequel to Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has been announced, but fans of the original game’s combat may be disappointed.
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The people have spoken. We're putting out prequel special editions where Anakin deepthroats Palpatine's cock.
I like that the social media closing pitch for Republicans was, basically, “If we win, we’ll force Star Wars to let Anakin Skywalker fuck a gender-bent Slytherin.”
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The people have spoken. We're putting out prequel special editions where Anakin deepthroats Palpatine's cock.
made a prequel :3
November 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
made a prequel :3
How it’s felt being a leftist prequel defender this last week.
November 2, 2026 at 11:03 PM
How it’s felt being a leftist prequel defender this last week.
Nearly 20 years after it was canceled, the camera-based Portal prequel F-Stop is no longer lost media. www.theverge.com/games/102420...
A fully playable version of Portal prequel F-Stop leaked
Nearly 20 years after it was canceled, the camera-based Portal prequel F-Stop is no longer lost media.
www.theverge.com
November 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Nearly 20 years after it was canceled, the camera-based Portal prequel F-Stop is no longer lost media. www.theverge.com/games/102420...
Well, on the plus side maybe we WON'T actually have to put up with Prequel Nostalgia
November 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Well, on the plus side maybe we WON'T actually have to put up with Prequel Nostalgia
The original sin of the prequel trilogy was not understanding the difference between “mythic backstory“ and “prequel.“ Mythic backstory needs to stay mythic.
November 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
The original sin of the prequel trilogy was not understanding the difference between “mythic backstory“ and “prequel.“ Mythic backstory needs to stay mythic.
Like most interesting exegesis of the Prequel Trilogy, this requires inventing an entirely new story to interpret with only tangential relation to the existing movies.
November 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Like most interesting exegesis of the Prequel Trilogy, this requires inventing an entirely new story to interpret with only tangential relation to the existing movies.
November 1, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I wonder what percentage of the prequel likers are Gen X. I bet not much!
November 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I wonder what percentage of the prequel likers are Gen X. I bet not much!
prequel i guess ahaha
November 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
prequel i guess ahaha
The hardest line in the entire prequel trilogy
November 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The hardest line in the entire prequel trilogy
Yeah, Anakin‘s entire prequel arc, particularly the parts that they are emphasizing, is that if you don’t get what you want, you can just kill people until you do
that’s, uh, not a story to resonate with
that’s, uh, not a story to resonate with
Honestly, I find the sudden clustering around Anakin Skywalker a bit alarming, because, as I said, they are *deeply* empathising with his school shooter vibes. While most of these people are just going to leave it at memes and impotent wishcasting on Twitter...well, one wonders.
November 3, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Yeah, Anakin‘s entire prequel arc, particularly the parts that they are emphasizing, is that if you don’t get what you want, you can just kill people until you do
that’s, uh, not a story to resonate with
that’s, uh, not a story to resonate with
I'm not talking about stuff like the origin of Indiana Jones's hat, I mean stuff like the "300" prequel explaining how Xerxes became nine feet tall. He's nine feet tall because he's nine feet tall. That doesn't need an origin
November 2, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I'm not talking about stuff like the origin of Indiana Jones's hat, I mean stuff like the "300" prequel explaining how Xerxes became nine feet tall. He's nine feet tall because he's nine feet tall. That doesn't need an origin
Becoming evil, anyone want anything?
November 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Becoming evil, anyone want anything?
Prequel posters hardest hit
November 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Prequel posters hardest hit
Valve's Cancelled Portal Prequel F-Stop Has Leaked https://kotaku.com/valves-cancelled-portal-prequel-f-stop-has-leaked-2000752082
Valve's Cancelled Portal Prequel F-Stop Has Leaked
Three separate Valve leaks have been combined a fully playable version of the cancelled 2007 game F-Stop
kotaku.com
November 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Valve's Cancelled Portal Prequel F-Stop Has Leaked https://kotaku.com/valves-cancelled-portal-prequel-f-stop-has-leaked-2000752082