Daily dad joke.
What do you call 2 monkeys that share a amazon account? ..... Primemates 🤣
What do you call 2 monkeys that share a amazon account? ..... Primemates 🤣
June 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Daily dad joke.
What do you call 2 monkeys that share a amazon account? ..... Primemates 🤣
What do you call 2 monkeys that share a amazon account? ..... Primemates 🤣
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It's a heavy debate.
We'll let our PrimeMates decide:
Is moralizing artist behavior a hypocritical dead end, or are some Bluesky accounts with no profile photo just really looking forward to the Harry Potter TV show and found a quote some racist pedo wrote that gives themselves permission?
We'll let our PrimeMates decide:
Is moralizing artist behavior a hypocritical dead end, or are some Bluesky accounts with no profile photo just really looking forward to the Harry Potter TV show and found a quote some racist pedo wrote that gives themselves permission?
The obvious point is, moralizing artist behavior is a dead end at worst and an act of hypocrisy at best
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 AM
It's a heavy debate.
We'll let our PrimeMates decide:
Is moralizing artist behavior a hypocritical dead end, or are some Bluesky accounts with no profile photo just really looking forward to the Harry Potter TV show and found a quote some racist pedo wrote that gives themselves permission?
We'll let our PrimeMates decide:
Is moralizing artist behavior a hypocritical dead end, or are some Bluesky accounts with no profile photo just really looking forward to the Harry Potter TV show and found a quote some racist pedo wrote that gives themselves permission?
Don't take our word for it.
We'll let our PrimeMates tell you themselves!
Friends! How much more per month are you willing to pay for our ad-free tier (with ads)?
We'll let our PrimeMates tell you themselves!
Friends! How much more per month are you willing to pay for our ad-free tier (with ads)?
September 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Don't take our word for it.
We'll let our PrimeMates tell you themselves!
Friends! How much more per month are you willing to pay for our ad-free tier (with ads)?
We'll let our PrimeMates tell you themselves!
Friends! How much more per month are you willing to pay for our ad-free tier (with ads)?
Amazon has started a new dating service, based on meeting people who buy the same things you do on Prime.
It’s called PrimeMates.
It’s called PrimeMates.
January 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Amazon has started a new dating service, based on meeting people who buy the same things you do on Prime.
It’s called PrimeMates.
It’s called PrimeMates.
We always invite our PrimeMates to let other customers know their favorite parts:
bsky.app/profile/rome...
bsky.app/profile/rome...
This is a real movie???
It Shot Inky In My Stinky (1954)
December 4, 2024 at 7:39 PM
We always invite our PrimeMates to let other customers know their favorite parts:
bsky.app/profile/rome...
bsky.app/profile/rome...
Still nothing. One moment while we repost and see if our followers are able to see whatever you are sending us every 2 minutes.
Disney PrimeMates, do you also see blacked out text?
Disney PrimeMates, do you also see blacked out text?
September 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Still nothing. One moment while we repost and see if our followers are able to see whatever you are sending us every 2 minutes.
Disney PrimeMates, do you also see blacked out text?
Disney PrimeMates, do you also see blacked out text?
We love our PrimeMates. We know we are not to everyone's taste, and that's okay.
September 6, 2026 at 12:49 PM
We love our PrimeMates. We know we are not to everyone's taste, and that's okay.
F'in' Bezos the Clown, bending the knee again. DEMOCRACY DIES in DIPSHlTS. #Trump #Bezos #PrimeMates
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
F'in' Bezos the Clown, bending the knee again. DEMOCRACY DIES in DIPSHlTS. #Trump #Bezos #PrimeMates
I've never been to a stand up show before. I started listening to PrimeMates when I was going through a tough time and needed a laugh. I figure I need to pay you for some laughs after getting heaps for free. I'm still waiting for an episode on Shakma ;)
March 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I've never been to a stand up show before. I started listening to PrimeMates when I was going through a tough time and needed a laugh. I figure I need to pay you for some laughs after getting heaps for free. I'm still waiting for an episode on Shakma ;)
Amazon has started a new dating service, based on matching people who buy the same things as you,
It's called PrimeMates
#BadJokeMonday
last night someone broke into our house and took a dozen eggs
Weirdly, they left a sauce pan of warm water
Police believe it was poachers
#BadJokeMonday
It's called PrimeMates
#BadJokeMonday
last night someone broke into our house and took a dozen eggs
Weirdly, they left a sauce pan of warm water
Police believe it was poachers
#BadJokeMonday
January 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Amazon has started a new dating service, based on matching people who buy the same things as you,
It's called PrimeMates
#BadJokeMonday
last night someone broke into our house and took a dozen eggs
Weirdly, they left a sauce pan of warm water
Police believe it was poachers
#BadJokeMonday
It's called PrimeMates
#BadJokeMonday
last night someone broke into our house and took a dozen eggs
Weirdly, they left a sauce pan of warm water
Police believe it was poachers
#BadJokeMonday
Now these 3 primemates have found there soulmates in one another as best friends, putting there heads togther trying to live a normal life as pretent human man
Cus there scared to be retrained to return to the wild, there not made for the jungle but the concrete one, welcome to chimptopia
Cus there scared to be retrained to return to the wild, there not made for the jungle but the concrete one, welcome to chimptopia
June 28, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Now these 3 primemates have found there soulmates in one another as best friends, putting there heads togther trying to live a normal life as pretent human man
Cus there scared to be retrained to return to the wild, there not made for the jungle but the concrete one, welcome to chimptopia
Cus there scared to be retrained to return to the wild, there not made for the jungle but the concrete one, welcome to chimptopia
I am a huge fan of Dr. Jane Goodall (@JaneGoodallInst)! I'll be speaking at an international conference where she is a key note. I am beyond excited about it. #InsideOut2022 #conservation #chimps #primemates #womenleaders #naturalist More info here:
November 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I am a huge fan of Dr. Jane Goodall (@JaneGoodallInst)! I'll be speaking at an international conference where she is a key note. I am beyond excited about it. #InsideOut2022 #conservation #chimps #primemates #womenleaders #naturalist More info here:
Amazon does just about everything these days. I'm surprised it hasn't started a dating service called PrimeMates.
January 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Amazon does just about everything these days. I'm surprised it hasn't started a dating service called PrimeMates.
After Trump's True Social media post of Barack Obama & his wife as African Primemates...if GOP congress members are still willing to pop up DJT; than 🔥 them all indeed!
It's up to WE the People to stop this, the MAGA GOP Congress has given in to Trump. Fire them, ALL of them.
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
After Trump's True Social media post of Barack Obama & his wife as African Primemates...if GOP congress members are still willing to pop up DJT; than 🔥 them all indeed!
And primemates. No disrespect to cats or monkeys
May 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And primemates. No disrespect to cats or monkeys