This is especially beautiful because chimps fear water. They can't swim. That's love.
November 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
This is especially beautiful because chimps fear water. They can't swim. That's love.
It's remarkable looking back at the 90s game industry's hatred of cyan. Tim Larkin said that at an industry event, someone in the adventure game scene told him to his face that the Myst games were "by chimps, for chimps"
November 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It's remarkable looking back at the 90s game industry's hatred of cyan. Tim Larkin said that at an industry event, someone in the adventure game scene told him to his face that the Myst games were "by chimps, for chimps"
Chimpanzees can learn to "code switch".
Chimps which live with both Humans and other chimps learn that baring teeth is aggressive with the chimps, but friendly with Humans.
Therefore they hide their teeth with chimps, but grin widely with Humans.
They understand CULTURE.
Chimps which live with both Humans and other chimps learn that baring teeth is aggressive with the chimps, but friendly with Humans.
Therefore they hide their teeth with chimps, but grin widely with Humans.
They understand CULTURE.
November 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Chimpanzees can learn to "code switch".
Chimps which live with both Humans and other chimps learn that baring teeth is aggressive with the chimps, but friendly with Humans.
Therefore they hide their teeth with chimps, but grin widely with Humans.
They understand CULTURE.
Chimps which live with both Humans and other chimps learn that baring teeth is aggressive with the chimps, but friendly with Humans.
Therefore they hide their teeth with chimps, but grin widely with Humans.
They understand CULTURE.
The Trump chimps are taking on all the grifting criminal and family … as long as they pay him millions$ nothing he does is without rewards of millions $
November 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The Trump chimps are taking on all the grifting criminal and family … as long as they pay him millions$ nothing he does is without rewards of millions $
They're not arguing. They're chimps, chucking shit at other chimps and cackling at how funny it is to chuck shit.
I reckon someone could write a highly detailed thesis on the psychology of people who choose to use laughing emojis when they're arguing.
November 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
They're not arguing. They're chimps, chucking shit at other chimps and cackling at how funny it is to chuck shit.
I would love to stand in a muddy river hugging chimps.
November 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I would love to stand in a muddy river hugging chimps.
*chimps* have social constructs – she's going to have to go back very far to find her beloved biological truth
November 6, 2026 at 10:32 AM
*chimps* have social constructs – she's going to have to go back very far to find her beloved biological truth
It's like an alien looking at people throw bananas at chimps.
November 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
It's like an alien looking at people throw bananas at chimps.
Terrified me as a kid. I'm afraid of chimps.
November 5, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Terrified me as a kid. I'm afraid of chimps.
The party who voted for the “chimps won’t eat MY face” are currently watching their chosen chimps eating each other’s faces.
November 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The party who voted for the “chimps won’t eat MY face” are currently watching their chosen chimps eating each other’s faces.
Someone teaching a chimp to swim isn't the same as chimps being able to swim. Chimps shouldn't be pets or circus performers for your amusment.
November 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Someone teaching a chimp to swim isn't the same as chimps being able to swim. Chimps shouldn't be pets or circus performers for your amusment.
Yeah I don't even blame you chimps are scary as fuck
This is why I'm doing arhcaeology and not bioanth being around chimps would be kinda cool but I'd be really freaked out the whole time
This is why I'm doing arhcaeology and not bioanth being around chimps would be kinda cool but I'd be really freaked out the whole time
November 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Yeah I don't even blame you chimps are scary as fuck
This is why I'm doing arhcaeology and not bioanth being around chimps would be kinda cool but I'd be really freaked out the whole time
This is why I'm doing arhcaeology and not bioanth being around chimps would be kinda cool but I'd be really freaked out the whole time
The New York Times stopped being a serious newspaper a long time ago. It is run as if by chimps.
NOTE TO NYT HEADLINE WRITERS: “Fiery hard-liner” and “loathsome racist” both use the same amount of characters, FYI.
November 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The New York Times stopped being a serious newspaper a long time ago. It is run as if by chimps.
We. Are the Crystal Chimps.
November 5, 2026 at 1:32 AM
We. Are the Crystal Chimps.
Shkwing teeth is an extremely agressive move for chimps
November 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Shkwing teeth is an extremely agressive move for chimps
So are there chimps?
November 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
So are there chimps?
I'm live playing Bloons! The last step for the beginner maps is chimps!
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November 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I'm live playing Bloons! The last step for the beginner maps is chimps!
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Stephen Miller should be indicted for crimes against humanity. He is the architect of the concentration camps where children are getting raped by the ICE MAGA chimps he emboldened and protects.
November 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Stephen Miller should be indicted for crimes against humanity. He is the architect of the concentration camps where children are getting raped by the ICE MAGA chimps he emboldened and protects.
The chimps were synonymous with PG tips as I remember..'Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot...you hum it son, I'll play it!'
November 5, 2026 at 7:12 AM
The chimps were synonymous with PG tips as I remember..'Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot...you hum it son, I'll play it!'
No.
He is the lawyer of the United States.
He's not supposed to defend individuals. Not Donald, nor any of the maga chimps currently occupying the White House.
He is the lawyer of the United States.
He's not supposed to defend individuals. Not Donald, nor any of the maga chimps currently occupying the White House.
November 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
No.
He is the lawyer of the United States.
He's not supposed to defend individuals. Not Donald, nor any of the maga chimps currently occupying the White House.
He is the lawyer of the United States.
He's not supposed to defend individuals. Not Donald, nor any of the maga chimps currently occupying the White House.
Like chimps, shaking the cage fence and throwing their poop.
November 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Like chimps, shaking the cage fence and throwing their poop.
disassociating and playing space chimps for the ps2
November 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
disassociating and playing space chimps for the ps2