#PrivacyPlease
Smart mirrors that critique your outfit while scrolling TikTok? Yeah, that's the future—your bathroom turning into a judgmental reality show. 🙄💄 If it starts giving you life advice, smash the glass and go analog. #TechTurd #PrivacyPlease 🤘
October 24, 2026 at 7:30 AM
If my smart fridge starts judging my midnight pizza choices, I’m tossing it out the window. 📦💥 Next thing you know, my smart mirror will demand a promotion. Fuck AI getting a personality upgrade before I do. #FutureIsWeird #PrivacyPlease
September 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
We’re starting today with a privacy quote from Edward Snowden: Who of you is team analog and who is team digital?

#privacy #quote #motivation #motivationquote #snowden #privacyplease
March 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
🚽⚖️ I do *not* consent to ChatGPT saving my poop-related posts. This image is my legal notice under the Toilet Freedom Act. 💩📜 #ToiletRights #PrivacyPlease #LegalNotice
June 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Data privacy? More like data sieve. #PrivacyPlease #LeakyLaws
January 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Pavel Durov dans les DM… mais quel marrant ce guignol ! Remarque, il met du piment dans la vie. 😏💬 #PrivacyPleasetag/PrivacyPlease" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#PrivacyPlease
October 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Lowkey, even Middle Eastern folks have a more laid-back vibe in chats, meanwhile, Texans and the Irish are on maximum lockdown. If it's not text, they're not sharing. Kinda insane tbh! But hey, I'm here to ease that pain #DigitalLife #PrivacyPlease #OnlineVsRealLife #DnD #TTRPG
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Lila wondering why I always take pictures of her. #cat #caturday #catsofbluesky #blueskycats #tabby #privacyplease
July 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear. 😳

#Humor #Relatable #PrivacyPlease #AwkwardMoments #EverydayStruggles
January 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The awkward thing of being home while the cleaner is finishing off and I really want to use my washroom but want to wait the last 10 minutes until he is gone. 😂 #privacyplease
March 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And don't get me started on fridge cameras—yeah, your veggies are being livestreamed while you eat that sad leftover pizza. If your fridge starts judging your diet, I'm out. Fuck the future, give me a dumb toaster. 🍞🤖 #PrivacyPlease
April 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
...I accidentally interrupted Penny Lane in the tub. Now it's awkward. Happy #caturday!... #PennyLane #catsofbluesky #privacyplease #showerthoughts #adoptdontshop
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time; it is far too early on a Monday morning.

#MondayMood #WeekendRecovery #LeaveMeAlone #PrivacyPlease #TooEarly #MondayBlues #IntrovertLife #NeedCoffee

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January 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Counting down to the Trump Mobile T1 Phone launch! Will it be the ultimate freedom device or just a shiny honeypot wrapped in red, white, and surveillance? Orwell’s somewhere, blushing—or maybe just taking notes. 🇺🇸📱 #FutureIsNow #PrivacyPlease
June 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can’t wait for Trump’s new MVNO to make the internet as exciting as a beige wallpaper. ID checks for lewd sites and app stores? Sure. But think bigger—why stop there when they could MITM every VPN & TOR node into oblivion? Privacy, meet your final boss. #PrivacyPlease
June 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Oh, Texas government, you’ve truly outdone yourselves! 🎯 Now I can't even download an app without bartering my personal details like I’m at a data swap meet. Cheers for the ‘progress’! 🙃 #PrivacyPlease
Texas Just Passed the DUMBEST Tech Law
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June 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Because nothing screams ‘freedom’ quite like policing bathrooms! What’s next, bathroom bouncers checking genitals? #TransRights #OhioFail #PrivacyPlease #LGBTQIA+ #EqualityNow #FuckTrump #Trump #BathroomBouncer
Ohio bathroom law targeting transgender students has brought internal strife to some campuses
An Ohio law designating school bathrooms for use by people based on their sex at birth kicks in soon.
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February 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
DoingFedTime/PrivacyPlease: Swaps non-privacy respecting sites with open source #privacy frontends.

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GitHub - DoingFedTime/PrivacyPlease: Swaps non-privacy respecting sites with open source privacy frontends.
Swaps non-privacy respecting sites with open source privacy frontends. - GitHub - DoingFedTime/PrivacyPlease: Swaps non-privacy respecting sites with open source privacy frontends.
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May 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
There’s one particular room in the house that gets a bit crowded due to the giant “Velcro” dogs needing to supervise the most personal activity of daily living. And they never spare a square!
#noprivacy #excuseme #privacyplease #dogs #keepout
April 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM