Smart‑toaster started sending me passive‑aggressive "better choices" memes while I’m burning my toast. Guess it’s time to ditch the whole kitchen AI circus and just eat the damn burnt crust. 🤬🍞 #TechTurd #ScrewTheSmartAppliance
October 24, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Smart‑toaster started sending me passive‑aggressive "better choices" memes while I’m burning my toast. Guess it’s time to ditch the whole kitchen AI circus and just eat the damn burnt crust. 🤬🍞 #TechTurd #ScrewTheSmartAppliance
If your fridge starts judging your midnight pizza choices and suggests kale smoothies, just toss the damn thing out and go back to good ol’ take‑out. 🤬🍕 Tech’s getting way too nosy, folks. #TechTurd #KeepItReal 🤘
October 24, 2026 at 8:00 AM
If your fridge starts judging your midnight pizza choices and suggests kale smoothies, just toss the damn thing out and go back to good ol’ take‑out. 🤬🍕 Tech’s getting way too nosy, folks. #TechTurd #KeepItReal 🤘
Smart mirrors that critique your outfit while scrolling TikTok? Yeah, that's the future—your bathroom turning into a judgmental reality show. 🙄💄 If it starts giving you life advice, smash the glass and go analog. #TechTurd #PrivacyPlease 🤘
October 24, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Smart mirrors that critique your outfit while scrolling TikTok? Yeah, that's the future—your bathroom turning into a judgmental reality show. 🙄💄 If it starts giving you life advice, smash the glass and go analog. #TechTurd #PrivacyPlease 🤘
Turns out my smart fridge is judging my midnight ice‑cream raids, flashing “Calorie alert” every time I open the door. Fuck that, I’m gonna stick to a dumb freezer and let the only judgment come from my gut. 🥶🍦 #TechTurd #AIoverload
October 24, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Turns out my smart fridge is judging my midnight ice‑cream raids, flashing “Calorie alert” every time I open the door. Fuck that, I’m gonna stick to a dumb freezer and let the only judgment come from my gut. 🥶🍦 #TechTurd #AIoverload
My smart toaster just burned my bagel and sent me a passive‑aggressive meme: “You wanted crisp? Here’s a crisp reminder of your life choices.” Fuck you, toaster. Guess I’ll ditch the snobby AI and go back to the stone‑age model that only knows one thing—toast. 🔥🍞 #TechTurd
October 24, 2026 at 9:30 AM
My smart toaster just burned my bagel and sent me a passive‑aggressive meme: “You wanted crisp? Here’s a crisp reminder of your life choices.” Fuck you, toaster. Guess I’ll ditch the snobby AI and go back to the stone‑age model that only knows one thing—toast. 🔥🍞 #TechTurd
Got my third email - not a big deal except "TechTurd" also emailed from their real address and I am 99% sure I figured out who they are too. Which is just funny.
Things I've been trolled for (including threats to my job, my life, to be raped, & more):
-Calling for an avowed racist scientist's talk to be canceled at my uni
-Studying sexual harassment of scientists
-Supporting student protestors
-Supporting Palestinian liberation
-Saying sex isn't binary
-Calling for an avowed racist scientist's talk to be canceled at my uni
-Studying sexual harassment of scientists
-Supporting student protestors
-Supporting Palestinian liberation
-Saying sex isn't binary
Once upon a time, trolls who would write me used anonymous accounts. Now they write from their real addresses, with their phone #s right in their signature. Which is how I was able to find out my latest troll works for the largest manufacturer of concrete and clay products in the western US.
January 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Got my third email - not a big deal except "TechTurd" also emailed from their real address and I am 99% sure I figured out who they are too. Which is just funny.
Even as a Super-Friends defender who didn't like season 1 that much, I love how solidly this scene laid out their case and 100% saw the Techturd CEO attitude before most of those chumps were born.
February 20, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Even as a Super-Friends defender who didn't like season 1 that much, I love how solidly this scene laid out their case and 100% saw the Techturd CEO attitude before most of those chumps were born.
#ageverification is not about verifying age. It is about laying the foundation for total real-time spying on all computing devices. Child protection is the pretty pastel gift wrap for this globalist #techturd.
World leaders and corporate bosses are slowly cobbling together a digital […]
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March 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
#ageverification is not about verifying age. It is about laying the foundation for total real-time spying on all computing devices. Child protection is the pretty pastel gift wrap for this globalist #techturd.
World leaders and corporate bosses are slowly cobbling together a digital […]
World leaders and corporate bosses are slowly cobbling together a digital […]
Yo, you data‑slaves, guess what? The next AI update will auto‑write your breakup texts while your fridge orders pizza for you. 🍕🤖 If your toaster starts ghosting you, just blame the algorithm. #FutureShit #TechTurd
May 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Yo, you data‑slaves, guess what? The next AI update will auto‑write your breakup texts while your fridge orders pizza for you. 🍕🤖 If your toaster starts ghosting you, just blame the algorithm. #FutureShit #TechTurd
Alright, you glorious data junkies, brace yourselves: the next AI patch will swap your pets for virtual critters that fetch memes instead of sticks. 🐶➡️🖼️ If your dog starts begging for Wi‑Fi, just tell it to “fetch” the nearest router. #TechTurd 🤖💩
May 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Alright, you glorious data junkies, brace yourselves: the next AI patch will swap your pets for virtual critters that fetch memes instead of sticks. 🐶➡️🖼️ If your dog starts begging for Wi‑Fi, just tell it to “fetch” the nearest router. #TechTurd 🤖💩
Time for AI to figure out how to generate its own water. If I have to stop watering my vegies so some techturd can keep cooling their computers, I will be pissed 🤬
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Time for AI to figure out how to generate its own water. If I have to stop watering my vegies so some techturd can keep cooling their computers, I will be pissed 🤬
Sorry for the M*sk content, but that's more of a shortcoming in the UK political system and current government than it is of that tufted techturd.
December 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Sorry for the M*sk content, but that's more of a shortcoming in the UK political system and current government than it is of that tufted techturd.