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September 22, 2026 at 8:44 PM
🚀 Veritabanı Connection Pool Krizleri: Üretimde Ani Çöküşler

Üretim ortamlarında yaşanan veritabanı bağlantı havuzu krizlerini ve ani sistem çökmelerini i…

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Veritabanı Connection Pool Krizleri: Üretimde Ani Çöküşler
Üretim ortamlarında yaşanan veritabanı bağlantı havuzu krizlerini ve ani sistem çökmelerini inceleyin. Nedenlerini, belirtilerini ve önleme stratejilerini…
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April 27, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Woke up at 2 AM, for no reason, started working at 5… first incident in production. And now a second one. So please confess: who forgot to sacrifice to the IT gods?
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December 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Britain’s JLR hit by cyber incident that disrupts production, sales
(Reuters) -Jaguar Land Rover’s retail and production activities have been "severely disrupted" following a cybersecurity incident, the British luxury carmaker said on Tuesday, adding that it was working to restart its operations in a controlled manner. The company, owned by India’s Tata Motors, said it had not found any evidence at this stage that any customer data had been stolen after it shut down its systems to mitigate impact. It did not provide further details. Tata Motors did not immediately respond to a Reuters request for comment. The disruption adds to JLR’s woes after a report in July said it had delayed the launch of its electric Range Rover and Jaguar models for more testing and for demand to pick up. The automaker is the latest British company to be hit by a cyber security incident in recent months amid a surge in cyber and ransomware attacks globally, as increasingly sophisticated threat actors disrupt operations and compromise sensitive data. Last month, British retailer M&S resumed taking click and collect orders for clothing after a nearly four-month hiatus following a cyber hack and data theft. Hackers also attempted to break into retailer Co-op Group’s systems in April. 3rd party Ad. Not an offer or recommendation by Investing.com. See disclosure here or remove ads. Get an up-to-the-minute summary from WarrenAI, our powerful AI financial researcher. It's just like ChatGPT for investors, but with access to 1,200+ premium metrics spanning 10 years of data to instantly screen fundamentals, summarize breaking news, and reveal what Wall Street analysts are really saying about MKS. Ask questions in your own language and get insider answers in seconds. Think of it as your experienced investment partner—always ready to help you think through every angle of MKS.
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September 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Hold up – is AI giving with one hand and taking with the other? A CloudBees survey just dropped, revealing that while we're chasing productivity gains, AI is actually *increasing* production issues for IT leaders. This double-edged sword rea…

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CloudBees Survey Surfaces Increase in Production Issues Attributable to AI
Productivity Gains Come with a Catch: AI-Driven Production Issues Skyrocket A recent survey of 213 IT leaders conducted by CloudBees reveals some unsettling news: while…
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May 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM