Me, reading entries from Roger's Profanisaurus to the family at Christmas:
September 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me, reading entries from Roger's Profanisaurus to the family at Christmas:
The challenge for this tournament is to get US TV hosts to innocently make their way through Roger's Profanisaurus.
Had to rewind. This is so funny
June 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The challenge for this tournament is to get US TV hosts to innocently make their way through Roger's Profanisaurus.
Roger’s Profanisaurus challenge:
Old message from my friend Simon: “Promised you a list of names of poisonous British mushrooms. I realise now that it reads like a list of rejected Cocteau Twins song titles.”
April 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Roger’s Profanisaurus challenge:
@vizcomic.bsky.social profanisaurus sub
February 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
@vizcomic.bsky.social profanisaurus sub
SEXY SLANG ADJUDICATION: This will be in the next edition of the Viz Profanisaurus, you mark our words.
September 27, 2026 at 1:48 PM
SEXY SLANG ADJUDICATION: This will be in the next edition of the Viz Profanisaurus, you mark our words.
A profanisaurus entry awaiting its definition
September 19, 2024 at 7:43 AM
A profanisaurus entry awaiting its definition
Roger’s Profanisaurus.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Roger’s Profanisaurus.
I'm almost certain this is also a Viz Profanisaurus entry
I know nothing about Dr Who, but, for Londoners, the phrase "Going For Dinner With Billie Piper" is the absolute best way to remember the order of the vertical streets running east to west in Soho (Greek, Frith, Dean, Wardour, Berwick, Poland) and has saved many a late night out
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm almost certain this is also a Viz Profanisaurus entry
One for Roger’s Profanisaurus
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
One for Roger’s Profanisaurus
If you could give one book to a stranger from another country that would best summarise British culture and educate them in our ways, then Viz's 'Profanisaurus' is that book.
August 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If you could give one book to a stranger from another country that would best summarise British culture and educate them in our ways, then Viz's 'Profanisaurus' is that book.
Watching an old episode of Lois and Clark and surprised to hear Lois Lane come out with a strong contender for the @vizcomic.bsky.social Profanisaurus.
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching an old episode of Lois and Clark and surprised to hear Lois Lane come out with a strong contender for the @vizcomic.bsky.social Profanisaurus.
A new entry there for Roger's Profanisaurus: "Cheeky Greengrocer" (n) - a sex pest; a *proper danger*
“Dangerous environment” = a workplace with women in it who don’t find Gregg Wallace’s jokes about his penis funny.
July 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A new entry there for Roger's Profanisaurus: "Cheeky Greengrocer" (n) - a sex pest; a *proper danger*
Calls the Profanisaurus...
June 27, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Calls the Profanisaurus...
Read thousands more definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited – Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and handy for levelling wobbly tables). The perfect gift for yourself or someone you like. Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU
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September 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Read thousands more definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited – Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and handy for levelling wobbly tables). The perfect gift for yourself or someone you like. Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU
#Viz #Comedy #Humour
#Viz #Comedy #Humour
Just mailed HM the King my copy of Roger's Profanisaurus so he can converse with the President in the vernacular
April 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Just mailed HM the King my copy of Roger's Profanisaurus so he can converse with the President in the vernacular
😂😂
Not long til its included in the next visit profanisaurus
Not long til its included in the next visit profanisaurus
September 27, 2026 at 12:15 PM
😂😂
Not long til its included in the next visit profanisaurus
Not long til its included in the next visit profanisaurus
Terry Nutkins fingers.
And no, that's not something from Roger's Profanisaurus.
And no, that's not something from Roger's Profanisaurus.
July 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Terry Nutkins fingers.
And no, that's not something from Roger's Profanisaurus.
And no, that's not something from Roger's Profanisaurus.
Speaking of 'reverse bathtubs', there's a new Profanisaurus book available now in all good bookshops
October 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Speaking of 'reverse bathtubs', there's a new Profanisaurus book available now in all good bookshops
Proud to find my definition of 'super trouper' on p.651 of the 2024 edition of @vizcomic.bsky.social's disgusting work of genius, Roger's Profanisaurus
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Proud to find my definition of 'super trouper' on p.651 of the 2024 edition of @vizcomic.bsky.social's disgusting work of genius, Roger's Profanisaurus
Read thousands more definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited – Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and handy for levelling wobbly tables). The perfect gift for yourself or someone you like. Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU
#Viz #Comedy #Humour
#Viz #Comedy #Humour
September 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Read thousands more definitions in the 700-page Roger’s Profanisaurus: Turtleshead Revisited – Viz’s biggest ever encyclopaedia of bad language (and handy for levelling wobbly tables). The perfect gift for yourself or someone you like. Get it here: https://bit.ly/4pcoTaU
#Viz #Comedy #Humour
#Viz #Comedy #Humour
"V-Levels" *must* be in the Profanisaurus already?
🚨 NEW: The Government has announced V-Levels, which will replace 900 Level 3 qualifications available to Sixth Formers
V-Levels will be available with A-Levels and T-Levels
V-Levels will be available with A-Levels and T-Levels
October 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
"V-Levels" *must* be in the Profanisaurus already?