professor x: what’s your superpower
me: I can solve any equation
professor 42: impressive
me: I can solve any equation
professor 42: impressive
November 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
professor x: what’s your superpower
me: I can solve any equation
professor 42: impressive
me: I can solve any equation
professor 42: impressive
Via Professor Tiago Botelho
November 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Via Professor Tiago Botelho
Promoted to Professor!!!
November 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Promoted to Professor!!!
First election law professor elected governor
Decision Desk HQ projects Jocelyn Benson wins the MI Governor General Election
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November 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
First election law professor elected governor
November 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Years later I learned that the dinnerladies called me "the little professor".
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Years later I learned that the dinnerladies called me "the little professor".
Remembering FRED MacMURRAY — who left us 35yrs ago today, aged 83.
THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR (1961)
THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR (1961)
November 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Remembering FRED MacMURRAY — who left us 35yrs ago today, aged 83.
THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR (1961)
THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR (1961)
November 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
"Why doesn't the star professor become Department Head?"
people are like, "why doesn't this charmismatic speaker I love become a congressional leader" and it's because congressional leader is a job where you deliberately make yourself hated (and where charisma largely doesn't matter.)
November 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
"Why doesn't the star professor become Department Head?"
very subtle professor qifrey
November 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
very subtle professor qifrey
Professor Marandi on fire 🔥🔥🔥
November 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Professor Marandi on fire 🔥🔥🔥
You'll know we have a Democratic judicial policy worth implementing when every Ivy-League-law-professor-with-a-newspaper-column denounces it.
November 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
You'll know we have a Democratic judicial policy worth implementing when every Ivy-League-law-professor-with-a-newspaper-column denounces it.
Happy Gilmore’s first caddy as your psychiatry professor.
![Jared X. Van Snellenberg (born December 26, 1980) is a Canadian psychiatry professor focusing on schizophrenia neuroimaging research and former child actor.[1][2] Originally known for his role in Happy Gilmore, Van Snellenberg now works as an Associate Professor of Psychiatry and Behavioral Health at the Renaissance School of Medicine at Stony Brook University.[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g4woxmzf4tmtaxuubj2aos62/bafkreie7jim2ocfwwq5lyvcilffmujamt5yceymrnrnnx5xac4ad7kiabe)
November 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Happy Gilmore’s first caddy as your psychiatry professor.
What's up, Professor Ursula?
November 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
What's up, Professor Ursula?
Óh, nao sei como, mas amanhã eu explico o funcionamento dessa merda desse sistema financeiro e esse rame rame sobre a proposta do André Lara Rezende.
E tenho dito.
E tenho dito.
Professor Gilmar: Chega Dessa Porra
ALT: Professor Gilmar: Chega Dessa Porra
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November 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Óh, nao sei como, mas amanhã eu explico o funcionamento dessa merda desse sistema financeiro e esse rame rame sobre a proposta do André Lara Rezende.
E tenho dito.
E tenho dito.
I... Professor Hezenkoss??
November 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I... Professor Hezenkoss??
November 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
speaking as a law professor, i approve this message
November 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
speaking as a law professor, i approve this message
November 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
