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That’s the Programancer promise (tm)
November 14, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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Prison City
PC and Consoles
Programancer/Retroware, 2023
December 5, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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15 days left on this!

I added a new pack yesterday as well!

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Someone Keyed My Car Asset Bundle! by Programancer
A bundle by Programancer, $1.00 for 7 games
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September 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Explain your username: Programancer

I wanted a username that I thought was a good dev name, and it's "Programancer" because the idea is that it's some sort of magic that I can program anything because I'm dumb as shit lol
squirrelsquid.bsky.social Squirrelsquid @squirrelsquid.bsky.social · Jan 7
Explain your username: Squirrelsquid

I used to call myself Lord Squirrel, during a LAN-Party, to mock a friend's username Lord Vader. When I joined Pixeljoint in the early 2000s, I needed a username and somehow Merged the "Squirrel" with the equally "Squi" of "Squid" and Squirrelsquid was born.
cyclespx.bsky.social Cycles @cyclespx.bsky.social · Jan 7
explain your username: Cyclespx

i stole it from blender one day which is funny bc i barely know how to use blender
January 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Sigmod Loader

Source: Mod Loader
Prison City (PC, Switch, PS4/5, XB1/X) by Programancer and Retroware

Custom Sigma head by @hansungkee.bsky.social

#SigmaPosting #PrisonCity #Programancer #Retroware
Sigma's face added to a quadruped blue machine with four legs with rectangular plating and a single large light/eye on the side of the cockpit. A Sigma to surpass Metal Gear...
January 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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(Bluesky's video stuff is still shit so I'm just gonna start doing this)

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Programancer: Getting FISHING added to newTASQ. Pretty much a complete rewrite from the original fishing. A lot of stuff from oldTASQ wasn't compatible
Getting FISHING added to newTASQ. Pretty much a complete rewrite from the original fishing. A lot of stuff from oldTASQ wasn't compatible
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July 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Reminder that April is BETTY WHITE month on my Patreon, so if you want some BETTY WHITE flare on top of the legally distinct milk caps that aren't pogs, maybe consider JOINING and then quitting immediately after BETTY WHITE month is done.

Do it here: patreon.com/c/Programancer
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March 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Lots of little Programancer embellishments while still trying to stay as close to the original NES version as possible- it was a fun challenge
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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When are you starting the Programancer PROGcast???
March 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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"Programancer- why are you going to NEAR PHILLY this month after MAGfest?"

Well, I'm glad you ask. Allow me to give you a picture that answers this question very thoroughly
Giant ass Philly Cheesesteak with ONIONS and PEBBERS
January 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Sigmatron

Source: Jumbotron
Prison City (PC, Switch, PS4/5, XB1/X) by Programancer and Retroware

#SigmaPosting #PrisonCity #Programancer #Retroware
A sprite edit of a large robot pylon with faces on each side. The front facing face is Wolf Sigma's face from MMX1, fire shooting in two directions out of its eyes. The left and right faces slightly in the background are both edits of Sigma's face from the opening of MMX5, but the right face has more skull-like features that was taken from a previous Sigma Post. I think this boss in the trailer was what made me decide to get this game, it is such a cool concept.
January 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I sometimes wonder how many people show up at Retroware booths during cons I'm not attending that say "PROGRAMANCER HERE?" and then I realize that's REALLY pretentious of me and nobody knows who tf I am lol
April 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Haligma

Source: Hal
Prison City (PC, Switch, PS4/5, XB1/X) by Programancer and Retroware

#SigmaPosting #PrisonCity #Programancer #Retroware
Two sprite edits of Sigma's face added over Hal. The left is the smaller gameplay sprite, Hal having spiked up hair, a cybernetic eye, a dark vest and lighter pants and boots. On the right is his larger portrait, the mouth inverted and edited to be smiling. He has purple Sigma scars, ears and forehead jewel added. I love this guy, especially when you consider his dialogue with other characters in the game. He's just so deadpan that it's great.
January 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Fury Rhoadsigma

Source: Fury Rhoads
Prison City (PC, Switch, PS4/5, XB1/X) by Programancer and Retroware

#SigmaPosting #PrisonCity #Programancer #Retroware
A sprite edit of a crew of ruffians and their muscular leader standing on a large truck. Sigma's head has been added to all the sprites. The leader has spiked, revealing gear on him with lots of straps. He's throwing one of the smaller enemies toward the left side of the image. Pardon that the edges are so crunchy. These sprites aren't officially ripped, I had to delete the black outlines from a screenshot and then added them back in as easily as I could afford to today.
January 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Wow! Thanks to the Programancer Promise™, all of my bills are paid, I've accomplished all my goals, learned 7 new languages, AND I got this Premium Fitted 100% Ring Spun High Quality Vampire Slaying Cotton T-Shirt from @retroware.bsky.social !!
May 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE GAMES I PLAYED.

CRIMSON DESERT, YOU'RE THE BEST OF MY PAX!

RETROWARE AND PROGRAMANCER Im an email away because I kept coming back for more @retroware.bsky.social @programancer.com
May 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
justysilverman.bsky.social
Here’s what I’m doing at MAGfest this weekend, Gamers

⚰️ Retroware indie booth: Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest (with Programancer) in MIVS hall

🤬 Friday: AVGN 8-bit R-rated speedrun with James Rolfe (live streamed on Twitch too) at magFAST @ 11pm

🌭 Saturday: Secret GLIZZY PARTY -mutuals DM
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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"But Programancer! Why are you showing this ahead of the demo release?"

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!

It's because I try to bake as much speedrunning stuff as I can into progression in my games- it's integral toward my process. I want people to cheese the shit outta everything!

#gamedev
programancer.com Programancer @programancer.com · Oct 30
SMALL SPEEDRUNNING STRAT ahead of the soon-to-be-released demo (no date yet)

You can skip the collapsing bridge with a nice backflip into a slide~
October 31, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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$950 crown at the dentist x_x

SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO BUY SOME SHIDDY ASSET PACKS TO USE ON YOUR JAM GAMES AND QUICK PROJECTS NOW IS THE TIME HEHEHEHEHH

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April 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Still proud of this little game

programancer.itch.io/dumpy

There's a lot I'd do different in it today, but there's also a lot that I still love in it!
Dumpy & Bumpy by Programancer, Retroware
A retro styled character puzzle game with couch co-op with 80 levels!
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August 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
jordizzle.bsky.social
Stream ovah!!! Thanks for vibing during Hytale, and thanks for the raids @arlydarkfire.bsky.social and @smone.bsky.social!! More Hytale on Thursday <3 Programancer built a skating rink for the local desert fox people and I learned that Goldenwood is RARE, so my base is WIP forever...
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
genevieveroscoe.bsky.social
Happy birthday to you programancer!!! 🥳🎉
September 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Next month is BETTY WHITE month on my Patreon! What does this mean?! Nothing crazy, but maybe becoming a patron will SHOW YOU when you receive the patron benefits next month.

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March 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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ALSO I'll be throwing in some (not pog brand) Milk caps from TASQ in the envelope for whomstever wins! Also some some PROGRAMANCER STICKERS.
November 5, 2024 at 8:37 PM
jordizzle.bsky.social
Me: “I always thought yoda was just an old ass human man.”
Programancer: “Why would you think that? He has 3 fingers on each hand.”
Me: “He lost his other fingers in the Star Wars.”
May 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM