the pope has attained a dragon egg. protestantism is cooked
September 19, 2026 at 1:31 PM
the pope has attained a dragon egg. protestantism is cooked
I mean, this is Protestantism.
i urgently want to go back in time with the capacity to explain "in 2025, some random peasant will popesplain the bible to the pope's face in a hastily-scrawled missive" to a, like, 16th century European monarch
October 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I mean, this is Protestantism.
Protestantism has reinvented indulgences
If you give White House faith adviser Paula White $1,000 before Easter, she promises that you will receive "seven supernatural blessings.": "God will assign an angel to you ... He'll give you prosperity. He'll take sickness away from you. He will give you long life."
March 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Protestantism has reinvented indulgences
its time for Protestantism 2
If you give White House faith adviser Paula White $1,000 before Easter, she promises that you will receive "seven supernatural blessings.": "God will assign an angel to you ... He'll give you prosperity. He'll take sickness away from you. He will give you long life."
March 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
its time for Protestantism 2
ok converting to catholicism just to invent protestantism is a wild bit
August 14, 2026 at 1:54 AM
ok converting to catholicism just to invent protestantism is a wild bit
It’s cool that American Protestantism is just Oops, All Heresies now
Nehls to Kash Patel: "I would say if Charlie Kirk lived in Biblical times, he'd have been the 13th disciple."
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
It’s cool that American Protestantism is just Oops, All Heresies now
we're gonna keep appointing new, increasingly more vance-hostile popes until he converts back to protestantism
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
we're gonna keep appointing new, increasingly more vance-hostile popes until he converts back to protestantism
Sorta just works its way back around to american protestantism
October 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sorta just works its way back around to american protestantism
“Surely Boston remains a bastion of Protestantism?”
June 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
“Surely Boston remains a bastion of Protestantism?”
Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Luther Burden is both a wide receiver for the Chicago Bears and a description of Protestantism.
I HATE AMERICAN PROTESTANTISM I HATE AMERICAN PROTESTANTISM
August 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I HATE AMERICAN PROTESTANTISM I HATE AMERICAN PROTESTANTISM
nearly every single problem in america can be traced back to slavery or Protestantism
September 26, 2026 at 5:26 AM
nearly every single problem in america can be traced back to slavery or Protestantism
When you reinvent Protestantism by accident, and stupidly
October 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When you reinvent Protestantism by accident, and stupidly
I am glad to see many people blaming this on Protestantism.
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I am glad to see many people blaming this on Protestantism.
cannot wait for adult catholic convert freaks to reinvent protestantism from first principles
June 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
cannot wait for adult catholic convert freaks to reinvent protestantism from first principles
"are you protestant"
"i'm just christian"
I'm dead
"protestantism is fake"
I'M DEAD LMAO
"i'm just christian"
I'm dead
"protestantism is fake"
I'M DEAD LMAO
September 21, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"are you protestant"
"i'm just christian"
I'm dead
"protestantism is fake"
I'M DEAD LMAO
"i'm just christian"
I'm dead
"protestantism is fake"
I'M DEAD LMAO
This is just American Protestantism
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is just American Protestantism
got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself
September 25, 2026 at 2:54 PM
got to watch nothern minnesota guy yesterday order lunch. turkey sandwich. nothing in it, just the turkey. white bread. catholicism tells you to feel guilt over desire; nordic protestantism frees you from desire itself
honestly so fun watching American Catholic elected officials reinvent protestantism from first principles
This is the funniest shit.
Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines.
Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines.
Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions
The Bishops: separation of church & state
Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines.
Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines.
Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions
The Bishops: separation of church & state
Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state
“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.
www.miamiherald.com
August 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
honestly so fun watching American Catholic elected officials reinvent protestantism from first principles
i was gonna do a bit where i try to cancel the pope but then i realized i was just reinventing protestantism
May 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i was gonna do a bit where i try to cancel the pope but then i realized i was just reinventing protestantism
evangelical Protestantism, man
you can commit any number of mortal or venal sins with impunity but posting blasphemous AI slop with shitty ringwraith-ass angels in the background is a bridge too far apparently
Uh, whoa: *Sean Feucht* — a conservative and controversial Christian activist who has long been a part of the broader MAGA religious coalition and lead worship music at the White House — comes out against the image Trump posted.
This…is rare.
This…is rare.
April 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
evangelical Protestantism, man
We have never quite escaped Protestantism.
March 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We have never quite escaped Protestantism.
"i'm not a protestant, i'm just christian"
baby girl. that's protestantism.
baby girl. that's protestantism.
September 21, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"i'm not a protestant, i'm just christian"
baby girl. that's protestantism.
baby girl. that's protestantism.
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
April 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door
The solution is simple: END PROTESTANTISM
September 23, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The solution is simple: END PROTESTANTISM