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Just heard somebody saying “Nigel Farage loves this country more than Starmer does.” 🤦‍♀️ #PubTweet
October 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Very impressed with myself. Someone just asked me (for some reason they always think I’ll know) who played Samantha in Bewitched.

Without even needing to think, I said “Elizabeth Montgomery.” #PubTweet
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Overheard at the bar: “I liked Boris. He was funny.” 🤦‍♀️🙄 #PubTweet
March 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just thought I heard someone mention Putin, but it was actually puking. #PubTweet
August 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Just been told I’m “the face of tourist information” in my #TownNotAVillage. #PubTweet
April 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One of my fellow exiled Scousers just came up to me and said “I thought you were an Evertonian!” 😱😁 #PubTweet
April 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Overheard just now.
“Roy Chubby Brown! [pause] IS HE DEAD?” #PubTweet
December 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
“Have you got the same strap-on?”
Possibly misheard #PubTweet. (Well, it is Surrey)
May 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My favourite Jazzer-alike has just been in he *promises* he’ll do a #TheArchers round in next week’s quiz. #PubTweet

But then, he’s been promising that for the last ten years.
November 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Just gave someone the DEATH STARE for calling me “the youth of today” for being on my phone. He doesn’t even know me!

The cheek. #PubTweet
March 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Small child, playing cards.

“SNAP!”

“I didn’t even cheat.” 😂 #PubTweet
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
“It were like a rite of passage, having a ferret.” #PubTweet
August 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Someone asking “Who’s ringing those bells at 11 o’clock at night?” 🤦‍♀️ #PubTweet
October 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s the quiz interval. There’s only us available on our team and we’re not doing very well… #PubTweet
June 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just overheard: “There’s a very big Yah-hoo termorrer night, eh? Ye’ll be shekkin a leg there, mate!” #OldSchool #PubTweet
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“We went all out on our social media campaign - we were making viral videos!”
Wow, did they actually go viral?”
“No.” #Surrey #PubTweet
March 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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