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A 3x3 grid titled "Is it a library? Alignment chart". Horizontal axis categories: Contents purist: Must contain books Contents neutral: Must contain information Contents rebel: Can contain anything Vertical axis categories: Curation purist: Must be managed by a professional librarian Curation neutral: Must be curated by someone Curation rebel: Can be managed by nobody Examples represented on the grid: Curation purist, contents purist: New York Public Library is a library Curation purist, contents neutral: A newspaper archive is a library Curation purist, contents rebel: A school information commons is a library Curation neutral, contents purist: A home bookshelf is a library Curation neutral, contents neutral: A Spotify playlist is a library Curation neutral, contents rebel: A zoo is a library Curation rebel, contents purist: A street library is a library Curation rebel, contents neutral: A PC downloads folder is a library Curation rebel, contents rebel: A junk drawer is a library
March 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
drnknsailor.bsky.social
Caipirinha alignment chart Cachaça purist: caipirinha deve incluir cachaça Cachaça neutral: caipirinha não precisa ter cachaça, mas precisa de álcool Cachaça chaotic: caipirinha não precisa ter álcool Limão purist: caipirinha precisa ter limão Limão neutral: caipirinha precisa de uma fruta, não necessariamente limão Limão chaotic: caipirinha não precisa de fruta Em true purist: caipirinha é caipirinha Em limão purist/cachaça neutral: caipiroska é caipirinha Em limão purist/cachaça chaotic: limão é caipirinha Em limão neutral/cachaça purist: caipirinha de morango é caipirinha Em true neutral: piña colada é caipirinha Em limão neutral/cachaça chaotic: limpador perfurmado sabor morango é caipirinha Em limão chaotic/cachaça purist: 51 é caipirinha Em limão chaotic/cachaça neutral: álcool em gel é caipirinha Em true chaotic: oceano pacífico é caipirinha
August 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
tnbrando.bsky.social
Country music fans mad at Beyonce…. Do you realize it was mediocre white dudes that completely bastardized the genre? You cranked up Jason Aldean and now you’re a “purist?” Sit down.
February 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
parecercult.bsky.social
genital purist, buraco purist: penetraçao anal ou vaginal é sexo

genital purist, buraco neutral: boquete é sexo

genital purist, buraco rebel: suvanheta é sexo
October 16, 2024 at 12:06 AM
cell-azul.bsky.social
The 007 alignment chart. Ingredient purist: James Bond needs to be an anglo-saxon man. Ingredient neutral: James Bond needs to be a man. Ingredient rebel: James Bond can be from any race or gender. Structure Purist: James Bond needs to be British. Structure Neutral: James Bond needs to apear vaguely British. Structure Rebel: James Bond can come from anywhere. Ingredient Purist/Structure Purist: Roger Moore could be James Bond. Ingredient Purist/Structure Neutral: Pierce Brosnan could be James Bond. Ingredient Purist/Structure Rebel: Nicholas Cage could be James Bond. Ingredient Neutral/Structure Purist: Idris Elba could be James Bond. Ingredient Neutral/Structure Neutral: Rama Rao Jr. could be James Bond. Ingredient Neutral/Structure Rebel: Matheus Nachtergaele could be James Bond. Ingredient Rebel/Structure Purist: Phoebe Waller-Bridge could be James Bond. Ingredient Rebel/Structure Neutral: Meryl Streep could be James Bond. Ingredient Rebel/Structure Rebel: Ashtar Sheran could be James Bond.
August 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
courtneymilan.com
If being against a guy with a Nazi tattoo makes me a purist I guess I'm an anti-Nazi purist. If you think that makes me an anti-Nazi single issue voter, you're wrong, but also it's a pretty good single issue.

There is more than a year. Go get another real progressive who doesn't have a Nazi tattoo.
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
syntaxspeedway.sharkgirl.biz
This has been in my head for months now
Is this a Doronbo Gang? A handy guide The guide is a 3x3 grid with the folloing categories Columns: Structure Purist (trio must be led by a woman), Structure Neutral (trio must have a clear leader), Structure Radical (trio can have any group dynamic) Rows: Content Purist (trio must be antagonistic), Content Neutral (trio must not be protagonists), Content Radical (trio can take any role within the narrative) The entries in the grid are as follows: Structure and Content Purist: Devilotte, Dave and Xavier (from Cyberbots) are a Doronbo Gang Structure Neutral and Content Purist: Hacker, Buzz and Delete (from CyberChase) are a Doronbo Gang Structure Radical and Content Purist: Team Rocket (from the Pokemon anime) are a Doronbo Gang Structure Purist and Content Neutral: Triple Baka (Vocaloids) are a Doronbo Gang Structure and Content Neutral: Team Dark (from Sonic the Hedgehog) are a Doronbo Gang Structure Radical and Content Neutral: The Three Sisters (A real life rock formation in Australia's Blue Mountains) are a Doronbo Gang Structure Purist and Content Radical: Milk Can (from Um Jammer Lammy) are a Doronbo Gang Structure Neutral and Content Radical: Ed, Edd n Eddy are a Doronbo Gang Structure and Content Radical: Run-DMC are a Doronbo Gang
April 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
francekatzur.bsky.social
So what, he’s not a purist. He knows his way around the block, hates trump.
Welcome aboard and good luck. @gtconway.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
centuriichan.bsky.social
I see PC purist complain about their cooling so much.
why don't they just do this? are they stupid?
October 25, 2024 at 3:00 PM
cait.bsky.social
people will call you an ideological purist for saying this guy shouldn't be the next democratic presidential candidate
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
cheercaptain.wang
Overheard in the music section of a Barnes and Noble: “I’ve had it with this bebop horseshit” and I respect you, time traveling jazz purist from the 1940s.
January 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
laurachapin.bsky.social
Abigail Spanberger is why I have zero tolerance for the purist leftist nihilists in my feed.
Hell yes Kamala Harris would have been a better President.
April 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
I am so excited for four years of "the purist left is to blame for everything they predicted and warned us about for 20 years"
January 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
danaenight.northsky.social
Let's bring form/function purist/rebel alignment charts back
The hug alignment chart Form & function purist: the standing hug Function purist form neutral: the one arm Function purist form rebel: the cheek kiss Function neutral form purist: the huggle True neutral: the handshake back-pat Function neutral form rebel: the running chest bump Function rebel form purist: the butt grab Function rebel form neutral: the high five Form and Function Rebel: the secret handshake
March 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
fleerultra.bsky.social
someone called me a lefty purist when i said this a couple months ago and it’s like, no, we are living in the real, not hypothetical, consequences of many dem decisions. it’s not purist to say they’re bad and other paths would not have been as bad
April 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
joshuajfriedman.com
Yeah, I guess some people like their night sky ~~colorized~~, but I'm kind of a purist
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
dallasmarcella.bsky.social
Doctrine purist/ structure neutral
reshetz.bsky.social Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · Jul 13
Behold a naval drone that is a launch platform for an fpv drone
July 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
punchyfakegamer.bsky.social
I stand by this btw
Sandwich alignment chart. Structure purist/ingredient purist: Rhea, structure purist/ingredient neutral: seteth, structure purist/ingredient rebel: Mercedes, structure neutral/ingredient purist: Ferdinand, structure neutral, ingredient neutral: Dimitri, structure neutral/ingredient rebel: Dorothea. Structure rebel/ingredient purist: edelgard, structure rebel/ingredient neutral: Claude, structure rebel/ingredient rebel: linhardt
July 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
bapaf.bsky.social
did some thinking. hope this helps or unhelps.
A doronbo/animated alignment chart. Doronbo Purist is a gang of two henchmen led by a woman. Doronbo Neutral is any gender makeup as long as there's three people who work together. Doronbo radical can be any number of people of any gender makeup who don't have to work together. Structure purist is they must appear in an animated work. Structure neutral says they must be fictional, but can be live action. Structure radical says they can be fictional or real. Doronbo Purist/Structure Purist says that The Doronbo Gang is a Doronbo Gang. Doronbo Neutral/Structure Purist says Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa are a Doronbo Gang. Doronbo Radical/Structure Purist says Every woman from Black Lagoon who could kill me is a Doronbo Gang. Doronbo Purist/Structure Neutral says Luke, Leia, and Han are a Doronbo Gang. Doronbo Neutral/Structure Neutral says the live action Josie and the Pussycats are a Doronbo Gang. Doronbo Radical/Structure Neutral says The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly are a Doronbo Gang. Structure Radical/Doronbo Purist says a FMM throuple is a Doronbo Gang. Doronbo Neutral/Structure Radical says The Beastie Boys are a Doronbo Gang. Structure Radical/Doronbo Radical says The Blowjob Brothers are a Doronbo Gang.
June 23, 2026 at 6:55 PM
punkitt.bsky.social
randomly found a Wario Land PURIST who hates Wario likes on the comments of my channel this is so funny
September 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
genericsoda.bsky.social
i made a chart
a detailed chart breaking down what counts as a "blowjob brothers." The top row has a "purist" section labelled "the blowjob brothers must be a pair of males," a "neutral section labelled "the blowjob brothers may be any gender," and a "radical" section labelled "the blowjob may be any conceptual pair." The left column also has "purist," "neutral," and "radical" sections, labelled "the blowjob brothers must be explicitly aligned in some way," "the blowjob brothers are unaligned but may cooperate on a shared objective," and "the blowjob brothers may be enemies or rivals who frequently clash" respectively. Each intersection contains an example image and text, detailed as follows: Purist/Purist contains Bulk and Skull from Power Rangers, Neutral/Purist contains Shin and Noi from Dorohedoro, and Radical/Purish contains Spectacle Rock from The Legend of Zelda. Neutral/Purist contains Ryo Saeba and Umibozu from City Hunter, Neutral/Neutral contains Q and Kathryn Janeway from Star Trek Voyager, and Neutral/Radical contains the Namco and Capcom, as detailed on the boxart of the crossover game Namco X Capcom. Radical/Purist contains Kazuma Kiryu and Daisaku Kuze from Yakuza 0, Radical/Neutral contains Natsuo Ishidou and Yuzuko Mawatari from Teppu, and Radical/Radical contains the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox.
June 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
theciscokidder.bsky.social
See rage in its purist form by asking your preteen to repeat themselves a 3rd time.
December 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
padder.bsky.social
More purist
August 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
xkeeper.net
presented without comment:

★ the floppy disk alignment chart ★
one of those alignment charts. along the top: "portability [purist/neutral/rebel]" along the side: "structure [purist/neutral/rebel]" the squares, left to right, top to bottom: zip disk, nas, hard disk (internal); usb drive, ps5 (bootleg), soldered-in RAM; paper (in a scanner/printer), a road sign saying 'slow traffic ahead', and a tombstone
August 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM