#Puritans
Internet puritans when cartoon woman
May 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Mood - (substitute maga for puritans)
November 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
During the English Civil War, the Puritans sided with the Parliamentarians, while the Cavaliers supported the royalists. Since the Puritans wore simple clothes and the Cavaliers wore more ornate dress, the Puritans suspected people in fancy clothes of being sympathetic to aristocrats and royals.
July 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
fuck fatphobic puritans draw that tummy!
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
puritans in the 17th century upon seeing women have sex
September 26, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Are they "confused" or are they neo-puritans who can't handle an overtly queer story that's been around since 1989
July 21, 2026 at 9:36 PM
puritans make every aspect of life worse
May 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
"how could newton have survived today's puritans!!"

[actual puritans killing people and burning buildings during newton's early childhood]
August 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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ICE & WHITE SUPREMACY
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AND TRANSPHOBES AND RELIGIOUS PURITANS<3
June 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I am again calling for the next generation of leadership to be steely-eyed puritans who hate corruption in every form.
April 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
One only has to remember that many American colonists were English migrants, often Puritans. Back in England, clothes carried important social and political connotations. The English Puritans wanted to rid the Church of England of Catholic influence.
July 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
im convinced puritans think about kinks and fetishes more than the people who participate in them ngl
February 25, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The Puritans in Massachusetts were the first Americans to ban Christmas, making Christians the starters of "War on Christmas." Glory!
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 AM
anyways fuck cops and corps trying to control pride fuck terfs for trying to exclude trans ppl from pride and fuck puritans trying to erase kink from pride

see yall at the marches 😊✨️🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
With Project 2025 and Christian Nationalism on the agenda for next year, the Puritans are back, y'all!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y6I...
The Puritans Are Back!
YouTube video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
We’re gonna find out there’s so much fuckin drug use at dhs and ice, it’s gonna make the Nazis look like puritans
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Not Puritans. Dutch in New Amsterdam.
John- highly unlikely you dont't have canadian cousins if you're descended from puritans. Many puritan families were "Planters" -relocated from New England after the Acadian Explusion of 1752, and then thousands were expelled after the American Revolution.
January 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Adapted using the melody of a Welsh song about boobs. Thanks a lot, Puritans
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
These New Puritans - We Want War
These New Puritans - We Want War (Official Video)
YouTube video by THESE NEW PURITANS
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September 22, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I am deeply exhausted with Puritans making their neuroses everyone else's problems
March 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Puritans: the most horrible culture ever devised by humans.
I have always believed the Puritans weren’t persecuted, they were just miserable assholes who wanted to eliminate joy and were wisely driven out by everyone that could manage it
They had to come to America because no one in Europe could stand them. It always gets spun as religious persecution, but what if they were just jerks?
April 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
for the puritans.
September 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Stupida facking puritans"
August 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Puritans are ruining fandom spaces
May 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Puritans ruin fucking everything
June 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM