The quadratic equation? You guessed it: fraud.
I appreciate that he just distilled all conspiracies into one single sentiment
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The quadratic equation? You guessed it: fraud.
September 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
can my dog do quadratic equations? he can at least behave as if he can, according to a recent study
Can the new cutting-edge AI models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study.
The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. https://scim.ag/4hHU6BA
The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. https://scim.ag/4hHU6BA
September 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
can my dog do quadratic equations? he can at least behave as if he can, according to a recent study
can’t believe he’s putting cute little Quadratic Equation through this
February 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
can’t believe he’s putting cute little Quadratic Equation through this
By request, here is a graph showing the 20-year running average for the global mean surface temperature for every year 1960 to 2024.
I also have included a quadratic trendline in this graph. The excellent fit of the quadratic is equivalent to accelerating warming. Warming is NOT exponential!
I also have included a quadratic trendline in this graph. The excellent fit of the quadratic is equivalent to accelerating warming. Warming is NOT exponential!
March 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
By request, here is a graph showing the 20-year running average for the global mean surface temperature for every year 1960 to 2024.
I also have included a quadratic trendline in this graph. The excellent fit of the quadratic is equivalent to accelerating warming. Warming is NOT exponential!
I also have included a quadratic trendline in this graph. The excellent fit of the quadratic is equivalent to accelerating warming. Warming is NOT exponential!
In #MathsToday Yr 1 #AlevelMaths proved the quadratic formula using an underground maths card sort, did some explorative work on key features of quadratic functions using factorised form and completing the square and then completed DrAustin finding quadratic equations from their graphs. Links below
September 22, 2026 at 4:56 PM
In #MathsToday Yr 1 #AlevelMaths proved the quadratic formula using an underground maths card sort, did some explorative work on key features of quadratic functions using factorised form and completing the square and then completed DrAustin finding quadratic equations from their graphs. Links below
bunny name of the day: Quadratic Formula
October 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
bunny name of the day: Quadratic Formula
linear warriors, quadratic wizards etc
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
linear warriors, quadratic wizards etc
No one gives a fuck what Elon Musk considers "beauty." Nigga built like a quadratic equation. Point and laugh at that clown and enjoy your Thursday.
May 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
No one gives a fuck what Elon Musk considers "beauty." Nigga built like a quadratic equation. Point and laugh at that clown and enjoy your Thursday.
FFXIV fanart, Thaliak, the water jug god, set proposition formula, quadratic function graph, statistical verification, quadratic equation, cosine inequality, derivative, graphing parabola, monomorphic function, cubic and quadratic functions,Pythagorean theorem, proving 3 lines are homogenous, etc
October 19, 2024 at 4:27 AM
FFXIV fanart, Thaliak, the water jug god, set proposition formula, quadratic function graph, statistical verification, quadratic equation, cosine inequality, derivative, graphing parabola, monomorphic function, cubic and quadratic functions,Pythagorean theorem, proving 3 lines are homogenous, etc
tried to chat up a milf teacher sexbot but ended up learning the quadratic formula
September 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
tried to chat up a milf teacher sexbot but ended up learning the quadratic formula
Most people don’t know the Q in LGBTQ stands for Quadratic Formula
January 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Most people don’t know the Q in LGBTQ stands for Quadratic Formula
Happy Quadratic Year! (45×45=2025)
January 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Happy Quadratic Year! (45×45=2025)
And maybe I can teach my dog to do quadratic equations.
April 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
And maybe I can teach my dog to do quadratic equations.
Derive the quadratic formula? That’s…really specific, dude.
November 24, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Derive the quadratic formula? That’s…really specific, dude.
*trying to explain trans heterosexuality* okay so imagine the quadratic formula
“May are you a dyke-coded straight girl”
It’s like one of those math equations with the brackets.
I’m a bisexual girl who was deeply gay boy coded.
Then that whole thing is straight girl coded.
Then THAT whole thing is dyke coded.
It’s like one of those math equations with the brackets.
I’m a bisexual girl who was deeply gay boy coded.
Then that whole thing is straight girl coded.
Then THAT whole thing is dyke coded.
February 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
*trying to explain trans heterosexuality* okay so imagine the quadratic formula
My brand at work is apparently “guy who warns about Accidentally Quadratic performance”, and it’s so strong that it persists while I’m out on paternity leave
August 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
My brand at work is apparently “guy who warns about Accidentally Quadratic performance”, and it’s so strong that it persists while I’m out on paternity leave
people call exponential multiplicative and quadratic exponential
September 25, 2026 at 5:17 AM
people call exponential multiplicative and quadratic exponential
quadratic firmula:
x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / (2a)
x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / (2a)
September 23, 2026 at 3:24 AM
quadratic firmula:
x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / (2a)
x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / (2a)
In public school you probably learned the quadratic formula. But in private schools, they teach the quadratic fivemula. It's one better.
July 26, 2026 at 11:11 PM
In public school you probably learned the quadratic formula. But in private schools, they teach the quadratic fivemula. It's one better.
Yet another quadratic Bezier distance function 🧵,slightly cleaner than last time
Premise: We want to calculate the distance to a quadratic Bezier curve, with as little effort as possible, ideally without evaluating the full quadratic Bezier curve itself, which involves solving a cubic equation.
Premise: We want to calculate the distance to a quadratic Bezier curve, with as little effort as possible, ideally without evaluating the full quadratic Bezier curve itself, which involves solving a cubic equation.
June 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yet another quadratic Bezier distance function 🧵,slightly cleaner than last time
Premise: We want to calculate the distance to a quadratic Bezier curve, with as little effort as possible, ideally without evaluating the full quadratic Bezier curve itself, which involves solving a cubic equation.
Premise: We want to calculate the distance to a quadratic Bezier curve, with as little effort as possible, ideally without evaluating the full quadratic Bezier curve itself, which involves solving a cubic equation.
Quadratic equation always got me bricked up
July 20, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Quadratic equation always got me bricked up
I'm gonna be in the middle of teaching algebra and then have to say "sorry kids, no more quadratic formula today, I gotta shitpost"
August 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm gonna be in the middle of teaching algebra and then have to say "sorry kids, no more quadratic formula today, I gotta shitpost"
This would be a better joke if it were the quadratic formula or something, I use the pythagorean theorem all the time! life is full of right triangles
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This would be a better joke if it were the quadratic formula or something, I use the pythagorean theorem all the time! life is full of right triangles