I keep a quotebook in my phone of all the knockout-funny shit people say around me, and today, after a year and a half of no updates, my sister whipped this lethal combo out:
!["why are they [cops] pulling over big-rigs? they can not only destroy two cop cars, but also, three and four and five. six seven. oh i six-sevenned my manager's dead cat
today"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwz4zczsgat37xgcm2zb547u/bafkreihkugmf2qcpvbrecz6zjjlslij3wbfiwcywk7y667v7y75s3udzka)
September 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I keep a quotebook in my phone of all the knockout-funny shit people say around me, and today, after a year and a half of no updates, my sister whipped this lethal combo out:
this is an all-timer for your quotebook
maybe even an epitaph
maybe even an epitaph
August 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
this is an all-timer for your quotebook
maybe even an epitaph
maybe even an epitaph
funny moment from The Yellow Submarine gc quotebook
August 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
funny moment from The Yellow Submarine gc quotebook
“My stupid chud circumcised dick” is going in the quotebook
July 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
“My stupid chud circumcised dick” is going in the quotebook
(and being so horny) was just. so fucking funny to me. here is a quote i liked so much its in my quotebook actually.
"You can just make do with a dog and a few more blowjobs, and that'll settle you right down from this mad start you're on."
so if youre like "wait. that's a little funny." then same
"You can just make do with a dog and a few more blowjobs, and that'll settle you right down from this mad start you're on."
so if youre like "wait. that's a little funny." then same
June 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
(and being so horny) was just. so fucking funny to me. here is a quote i liked so much its in my quotebook actually.
"You can just make do with a dog and a few more blowjobs, and that'll settle you right down from this mad start you're on."
so if youre like "wait. that's a little funny." then same
"You can just make do with a dog and a few more blowjobs, and that'll settle you right down from this mad start you're on."
so if youre like "wait. that's a little funny." then same
"You gotta win. I know everyone makes a lot about getting this far, but nobody is going to remember who comes second."
Stanley Cup Final Media Day Quotebook ft. Brind'Amour, Tulsky, Svechnikov, Jarvis, Stankoven, Ehlers, Chatfield. thehockeynews.com/shortUrl/i3n...
Stanley Cup Final Media Day Quotebook ft. Brind'Amour, Tulsky, Svechnikov, Jarvis, Stankoven, Ehlers, Chatfield. thehockeynews.com/shortUrl/i3n...
Carolina Hurricanes Stanley Cup Final Media Day Quotebook
Hurricanes coach, general manager and players spoke with the media on the day before Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final.
thehockeynews.com
June 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"You gotta win. I know everyone makes a lot about getting this far, but nobody is going to remember who comes second."
Stanley Cup Final Media Day Quotebook ft. Brind'Amour, Tulsky, Svechnikov, Jarvis, Stankoven, Ehlers, Chatfield. thehockeynews.com/shortUrl/i3n...
Stanley Cup Final Media Day Quotebook ft. Brind'Amour, Tulsky, Svechnikov, Jarvis, Stankoven, Ehlers, Chatfield. thehockeynews.com/shortUrl/i3n...
Especially looking back at something like Season of the Haunted. Or Episode: Heresy. Season of the Witch. So much of the dialogue between Osiris and Saint-14 during Episode: Echoes. I think I might make a quotebook of some sort for myself at some point.
May 25, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Especially looking back at something like Season of the Haunted. Or Episode: Heresy. Season of the Witch. So much of the dialogue between Osiris and Saint-14 during Episode: Echoes. I think I might make a quotebook of some sort for myself at some point.
does anyone know of a current iOS app like Lickability's Quotebook (discontinued back in 2016)?
everything i am finding is meh
everything i am finding is meh
May 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
does anyone know of a current iOS app like Lickability's Quotebook (discontinued back in 2016)?
everything i am finding is meh
everything i am finding is meh
Need a quotebook for all the things we say LMAO
April 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Need a quotebook for all the things we say LMAO
Hello my guests and roommates!!
We have a birthday celebration to attend! Come say hello and happy birthday to Cal!
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We have a birthday celebration to attend! Come say hello and happy birthday to Cal!
www.twitch.tv/jawbreakerch...
www.twitch.tv/cal_cowboy
jawbreakercherri - Twitch
It's cowboy time! Happy Birthday @cal_cowboy ~Special Event~ !votebunz !vgen !quotebook
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March 22, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Hello my guests and roommates!!
We have a birthday celebration to attend! Come say hello and happy birthday to Cal!
www.twitch.tv/jawbreakerch...
www.twitch.tv/cal_cowboy
We have a birthday celebration to attend! Come say hello and happy birthday to Cal!
www.twitch.tv/jawbreakerch...
www.twitch.tv/cal_cowboy
Hello my guests and roommates ~
Tonight we are having a low energy and sleepy stream.
Expect cozy gaming. Music. And a chill vibe.
Starting right now.
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#pngtuber #streamer #goblin
Tonight we are having a low energy and sleepy stream.
Expect cozy gaming. Music. And a chill vibe.
Starting right now.
www.twitch.tv/jawbreakerch...
#pngtuber #streamer #goblin
jawbreakercherri - Twitch
Back to the fields with ye. For we are eepy and low energy ~Cherri's Choice~ !votebunz !vgen !quotebook
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March 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Hello my guests and roommates ~
Tonight we are having a low energy and sleepy stream.
Expect cozy gaming. Music. And a chill vibe.
Starting right now.
www.twitch.tv/jawbreakerch...
#pngtuber #streamer #goblin
Tonight we are having a low energy and sleepy stream.
Expect cozy gaming. Music. And a chill vibe.
Starting right now.
www.twitch.tv/jawbreakerch...
#pngtuber #streamer #goblin
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