#QuotesFromTheTable
"I'm wearing glasses and have a back/neck injury, really leaning into my Barbara Gordon cosplay." #quotesfromthetable.
July 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
"Cumin! Coriander! The table is eating my food!" - the wizard
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July 27, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"Nooo! I'm so wee!" - the bard
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July 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
July 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"They're fear-cooking." - the GM
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July 27, 2026 at 2:41 AM
"I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Is there any broken glass I can roll in?" - the bard
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July 27, 2026 at 1:23 AM
"Reverse Pinocchio." - the GM
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July 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"Italian Elon Musk is my backup character"

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July 24, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"If it bites me I am going to bite it back." - the wizard
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July 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
"I hate it when things splurr." - the bard
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July 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"Stop fingering my idol!" - the NPC
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July 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
"We are the Bacon of Hope, here to make your breakfast superior." - the bard
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July 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
"I'm more of a drop buildings on you kind of GM." - the GM
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July 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
"We can play with the ooze like silly putty!" -the wizard
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July 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
"I'm ready for some brown juice." - the bard
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June 29, 2026 at 2:53 AM
"I'm just chillin'. Eatin' some bones." - the barbarian
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June 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"The ooze inspires you to do ooze things, like dissolve things within yourself." - the GM
"Oooo, just like me and donuts!" - the bard
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June 29, 2026 at 2:19 AM
"Can you express the ooze feelings via interpretive dance?" - the bard to the GM
GM: *dances*
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June 29, 2026 at 2:18 AM
"We're not technomancers! We're barely literate!" - the bard
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June 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
"Disadvantage for honesty!" - the GM
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June 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"It's like they want us to hit them!" - the bard
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June 29, 2026 at 1:50 AM
"Intelligence! That's where I'm a viking!" - the wizard
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June 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
(in the style of KITH head-crusher) "I'm crushing your psyche! Crush! Crush!" - the bard
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June 29, 2026 at 1:27 AM
"Pickles and cider!" - the wizard
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June 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
"It's an evil Barbapapa!" - the barbarian on the ooze
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June 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM