George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening https://theonion.com/george-lucas-frantically-hosing-wasp-nest-out-of-r2-d2-before-museum-opening/
September 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening https://theonion.com/george-lucas-frantically-hosing-wasp-nest-out-of-r2-d2-before-museum-opening/
It looks like R2-D2’s hearse.
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April 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It looks like R2-D2’s hearse.
“Hold still, R2—we were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago.” — George Lucas
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Cursing himself for ever thinking “this museum thing” was a good idea, a frantic George Lucas was reportedly hosing a wasp nest out of R2-D2 Monday ahead of the public opening of his n...
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September 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Hold still, R2—we were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago.” — George Lucas
Very much would love to own an R2 unit.
Star Wars: R2-D2 Happy Rocking
Alt: Star Wars: R2-D2 Happy Rocking
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June 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Very much would love to own an R2 unit.
R2-D2 ist mittlerweile über 50 und hatte ein hartes Wochenende.
July 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
R2-D2 ist mittlerweile über 50 und hatte ein hartes Wochenende.
Wow, if you add more variables the R2 increases! 😅
September 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Wow, if you add more variables the R2 increases! 😅
Pessoas com o mesmo sobrenome
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Pessoas com o mesmo sobrenome
R2-D2 is a militant trans ally
August 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
R2-D2 is a militant trans ally
Quiet, R2
C-3PO stop intimidating the other droids with your new huge muscular body
January 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Quiet, R2
#Helldivers2 Fanart ['M1' My Boyfriend's + 'R2' My Helldiver]
February 8, 2025 at 8:44 AM
#Helldivers2 Fanart ['M1' My Boyfriend's + 'R2' My Helldiver]
Is this a dagger which I see before me [Press R1 for LIGHT ATTACK], The handle toward my hand [Press R2 for HEAVY ATTACK]? Come, let me clutch thee [Hold R2 for CHARGE ATTACK].
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still [Press L1 + R2 for PHANTOM ATTACK (expends Ghost Power)].
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still [Press L1 + R2 for PHANTOM ATTACK (expends Ghost Power)].
May 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Is this a dagger which I see before me [Press R1 for LIGHT ATTACK], The handle toward my hand [Press R2 for HEAVY ATTACK]? Come, let me clutch thee [Hold R2 for CHARGE ATTACK].
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still [Press L1 + R2 for PHANTOM ATTACK (expends Ghost Power)].
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still [Press L1 + R2 for PHANTOM ATTACK (expends Ghost Power)].
R2-D2%
Zemmour veut remplacer les immigrés par des robots, une idée nauséabonde inspirée de l'AfD
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September 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
R2-D2%
Luke putting R2 in an enormous bag of rice on Dagobah.
September 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Luke putting R2 in an enormous bag of rice on Dagobah.
R2-D2 Stark Industries Edition
April 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
R2-D2 Stark Industries Edition
"One ping only, R2."
what star wars really need is a HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER style submarine thriller
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"One ping only, R2."
GANG THE RIVIAN R2 COMES IN PURPLE
March 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
GANG THE RIVIAN R2 COMES IN PURPLE
Star Wars is 47 today. So here’s a classic of mine on celebration, where R2 plays the ABBA hologram for Obi Wan.
May 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Star Wars is 47 today. So here’s a classic of mine on celebration, where R2 plays the ABBA hologram for Obi Wan.
It's a big day for Normal and the entire state of Illinois as we launch Rivian's R2.
May 19, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's a big day for Normal and the entire state of Illinois as we launch Rivian's R2.
watching the Subaru R2 ep. of You're Under Arrest.
September 26, 2026 at 4:10 AM
watching the Subaru R2 ep. of You're Under Arrest.
thinking about the best star wars quote again
![Jar Jar Binks: [Sees R2-D2 and other R2 units for the first time] Hello, boyos.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c5qjaaznx4rkqxzav5mul7jb/bafkreign4f3d5eiq2pxne2qoebi4xo45k5dy2ytjyolgkm43kbief62zu4)
July 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
thinking about the best star wars quote again