#R96TS
This is why we lost, this thing exists.

Y?

#Crew96? #R96TS?
August 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME OPEN CUP!

What you got???

#Crew96 #R96TS #CrewCatPurrDix
September 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
PODS UP!!

We're back? Club is #blessed to have Open Cup legend Duncan Oughton on for another....well ~4 hour party. Luckily we narrowed it down for ya. Buckle up butternuts, it's Crew time! Open Cup or BUST!

Get stuck in!

#Crew96 #OpenCupOrBust #R96TS
September 21, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Let Orlando be the beginning of the greatest Crew soccer run in the history of the universe!

#Crew96 #R96TS #ThoughtsAndPlayers
September 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Nice work, #TIFOSWEAT #Crew96
October 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
#crew96 take on the Colorado Rapids at home. Let’s see those #predictpicks
#vamosvolumbus #r96ts
September 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
GAME DAY!!

Reminder, this is anyone’s contest. Top 3 get prizes, SO WHAT YOU GOT!!!??

#Crew96 #R96TS #WeBack
July 22, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Game day! WELCOME TO MIAMI

Get your predix out for a chance to win this sick Cape Moreria jersey and more!

Believe in your dreams!

#Crew96 #R96TS #CrewCatPurrDix

Are hashtags still a thing?
August 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
#crew96 play Charlotte….gimme those score/weather predix!

WIN THE GLASSES!!

#R96TS #TornadoTime
May 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
What we got? Get out there and WIN WIN WIN !!

#Crew96 #R96TS #CrewCatPurrDix
September 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
While Cucho not winning the MVP award sucks, it will never not be hilarious to the point of LOL/peeing my pants that Messi won an award named after Landon Donovan.

Love this for them.

#Crew96 #R96TS #LeodonMessiVan
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Predix them up. One of the best MX teams rolls into the Death Star. Give’m hell!!!

#Crew96 #R96TS #PredixPix
July 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
PODS BEEN UP!

Ben's asleep at the wheel but the club ain't. We cover Crew vs. Mexico, Blaze, Inconceivable (spelling?), and less!

Get Stuck In!

#Crew96 #PeterPanningMars #R96TS
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August 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
PODS UP!

HELL YEA, CREWS BACK! That's right, full Club in the house and we back on our crap. Club talks Derby win, forgets about NYC, Mens Wearhouse slogans, gold confetti, and less!

GET STUCK IN!

#Crew96 #HellIsReal #R96TS
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July 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
PODS UP!

Crew jet set to Cry'ami and drop a tie. Club reviews, talks BLAZE, fan Predix, Warluigi WITH AN R, Leagues Cup shake'm up, and less!

#Crew96 #R96TS #WarLuigi
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August 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
PODS UP!

@morganhughes.bsky.social returns without a bidet to talk Crew, secret clocks, transfer shuffle, pod naps, and less!

Get Stuck In!

SupporterSupply.co code: UPPER90BOYZ for free shipping!

#Crew96 #R96TS #Margin
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September 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
1-0: 3 points, shutout, yet no Charlie Brown dance? #Tifosweat killed it.

Hit us with your hot takes and question
<3 U and Crew

#Crew96 #R96TS #VamosColumbus
November 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Season 3 Pods up, it's a bit of a Cosmic Gumbo.

@tombogert joins the club, @TommyATL96 from @ScarvesNSpikes gives us the ATL lowdown, and we all discuss the Crewlie Brown Kits! Get stuck in!

Predictions are back so be on the lookout later this week.

#Crew96 | #R96TS
November 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
PODS UP!

Club talks about their Uncles, specrew'lations, what Ultraviolet means, call ups, NordeckElections, and less!

Get stuck in!

#Crew96 #R96TS
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January 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
PODS UP!

Dudes talk about our boyz in the Red/White/Blue, @Nordecke elections, @NorOnTour BUS party, running 9.6 miles, MLS rules changes and less!

GET STUCK IN!

#crew96 #R96TS
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January 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
PODS UP!

WOOF

Rain or shine, we here. Club talks Thoughts and Players, Princess Donut Cosplay, Mexico vs. California (are they different), and less!!

Get Stuck IN

#Crew96 #R96TS
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August 24, 2026 at 2:38 PM
PODS UP!

Alexa, play One Week by BNL.

Crew's back in 1 week so get your Black and Gold ready. Club puts a pin in World Cup, Ref/VAR issues, state of the Crew, the Row row (fight), and less!

#Crew96 #OneWeekMakesOneWeak #R96TS
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July 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Let’s see those #predictpicks for the #crew96 home match this evening vs #CFMTL - Fresh start for all participants with some fresh pint glasses up for grabs.
#crew96 #vamoscolumbus #r96ts #columbuscrew #tipofthehat #wheresthegarlicbread #mortenkombat
April 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We're about a day out so here's a little hang session Ben did with Henry from @scarvesandspikes.com

Get stuck in ->

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tOw...

#Crew96 #Crew614 #R96TS
Atlanta United at Columbus Crew preview: Ben from @upper90club joins us Across the Pitch
YouTube video by Scarves and Spikes: Atlanta United, MLS, and more
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June 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
France Canada Vs Columbus —> what we thinking tonight?

#Crew96 #R96TS
August 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM