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What we got fam? PARTY TIME, LFG!

#Crew96 #R96TS #CrewCatPurrDix
September 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
PODS UP!!

We're back? Club is #blessed to have Open Cup legend Duncan Oughton on for another....well ~4 hour party. Luckily we narrowed it down for ya. Buckle up butternuts, it's Crew time! Open Cup or BUST!

Get stuck in!

#Crew96 #OpenCupOrBust #R96TS
September 21, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Let Orlando be the beginning of the greatest Crew soccer run in the history of the universe!

#Crew96 #R96TS #ThoughtsAndPlayers
September 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
OPEN WIDE FOR SOME OPEN CUP!

What you got???

#Crew96 #R96TS #CrewCatPurrDix
September 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
PODS UP!

WOOOOOOF, we are an emotional bunch. Club goes over both loses, Mars flys away, we're too emotional/dumb, OPEN CUP OR DIE, and less!

Get stuck in!

#Crew96 #R96TS #ScottsMiracleSpiritHalloween
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September 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
What we got? Get out there and WIN WIN WIN !!

#Crew96 #R96TS #CrewCatPurrDix
September 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
PODS UP!

@morganhughes.bsky.social returns without a bidet to talk Crew, secret clocks, transfer shuffle, pod naps, and less!

Get Stuck In!

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#Crew96 #R96TS #Margin
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September 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
#crew96 take on the Colorado Rapids at home. Let’s see those #predictpicks
#vamosvolumbus #r96ts
September 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
PODS UP!

Cut the Eye holes, draw a frown face, and drop that bag on your head. Club talks FO, Coach, Players, and what we think is going on. Pete from N2C joins and drops insight.

Get Stuck in!

#Crew96 #R96TS #BrownBagTime
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September 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
PODS UP!

WOOF

Rain or shine, we here. Club talks Thoughts and Players, Princess Donut Cosplay, Mexico vs. California (are they different), and less!!

Get Stuck IN

#Crew96 #R96TS
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August 24, 2026 at 2:38 PM
France Canada Vs Columbus —> what we thinking tonight?

#Crew96 #R96TS
August 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Pods UP!

Cuatro of us minus Tre go over the Charllolte (how do you even spell it) game. Club talks rotation, plastic things, another double game week, I'm tired, and less!

GET STUCK IN!!

#Crew96 #R96TS #DoHashtagsMatterStill?
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August 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM
This is why we lost, this thing exists.

Y?

#Crew96? #R96TS?
August 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
PODS BEEN UP!

Ben's asleep at the wheel but the club ain't. We cover Crew vs. Mexico, Blaze, Inconceivable (spelling?), and less!

Get Stuck In!

#Crew96 #PeterPanningMars #R96TS
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August 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
PODS UP!

Crew jet set to Cry'ami and drop a tie. Club reviews, talks BLAZE, fan Predix, Warluigi WITH AN R, Leagues Cup shake'm up, and less!

#Crew96 #R96TS #WarLuigi
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August 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Game day! WELCOME TO MIAMI

Get your predix out for a chance to win this sick Cape Moreria jersey and more!

Believe in your dreams!

#Crew96 #R96TS #CrewCatPurrDix

Are hashtags still a thing?
August 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
PODS UP!

HELL YEA, CREWS BACK! That's right, full Club in the house and we back on our crap. Club talks Derby win, forgets about NYC, Mens Wearhouse slogans, gold confetti, and less!

GET STUCK IN!

#Crew96 #HellIsReal #R96TS
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July 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
GAME DAY!!

Reminder, this is anyone’s contest. Top 3 get prizes, SO WHAT YOU GOT!!!??

#Crew96 #R96TS #WeBack
July 22, 2026 at 12:23 PM
PODS UP!

Not only are we back, but a DOUBLE GAME WEEK...what is this a TRIPLE RAINBOW? No Rossi, new faces, what's gunna happen? Crew, Crew's gunna happen. Wake up sheeple, is CREW TIME.

#Crew96 #WakeUpSheeple #R96TS #WeBackFam
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July 21, 2026 at 2:57 PM
PODS UP!

Alexa, play One Week by BNL.

Crew's back in 1 week so get your Black and Gold ready. Club puts a pin in World Cup, Ref/VAR issues, state of the Crew, the Row row (fight), and less!

#Crew96 #OneWeekMakesOneWeak #R96TS
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July 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
PODS UP!

Mort's in Norway, so you know what that means: Mortgan appears. Club talks US flop, New Crew Doodz, red card orange man toilet world, soft Puli, and less! Long and good....

#Crew96 #USMNshiT #R96TS
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July 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
PODS UP!

Tee Balls, we lost again. Club vents and then gets ready for a double game week, and ends on a......high note.

#Crew96 #R96TS
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May 12, 2026 at 2:11 PM
PODS UP!

All we do is win win win Fam! Club goes over Galaxy/Philly games, current state of the team, who would you kiss (it's Mars), and less!?

Get stuck in!

#Crew96 #R96TS
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April 27, 2026 at 3:51 PM
PODS UP!

Club goes over wacky clown show NE game, double game week, where we're placing blame, and less! Get stuck in!

Congrats to Ref Ford on 100 games, we hope you retire!

#Crew96 #R96TS #WhatAreTheRules
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April 20, 2026 at 3:01 PM
PODS UP!

Post-break Crew lay a stink at home against Orlando. Triangle Club does a quick take hot take on the game. What we see as issues, Kickers, New England, and less!

What is happening?

#Crew96 #R96TS
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April 13, 2026 at 2:31 PM