#RAMAltman
Once a day, every day, it looks at the unused RAM on your PC and then RamAltman emails Sam to inform him of the Ram he's missing out on

Fucking hilarious shit
November 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
November 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
One of my tweets from the Nazi Saluter Social (Nazi SS for short):

#Sony
#Recession
#ClimateCrisis
#RightToRepair
#PS5
#RamAltman
November 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Ram Altman ram-altman.lol is funny. Press secretary jokes not funny. #ramaltman #ai #ram
Ram-Altman
A bash script that emails Sam Altman once a day to report the RAM he missed.
ram-altman.lol
November 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
November 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
The classic Zero Wing meme, but with Sam Altman's face behind the cybernetics, and overlaid in "Hi score" font "ALL YOUR RAM ARE BELONG TO US".

#SamAltman #RAMAltman #ZeroWing #AllYourRAMAreBelongToUs
November 9, 2026 at 11:29 PM
One developer has found a cheeky way to keep OpenAI's CEO informed every day about what your computer does with its spare memory. #SamAltman #RAM #RamAltman
This script sends daily emails to Sam Altman about underused RAM on your personal PC
One developer has found a cheeky way to keep OpenAI's CEO informed every day about what your computer does with its spare memory.
www.neowin.net
November 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC

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#news #tech #technology #AI #openai #samaltman #ramaltman #aislop #nvidia #AIPsychosis
“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Sam Altman is not having a good couple of weeks; ever since he said OpenAI’s ram needs are more important than consumer electronics, the internet has been unforgiving. But one man has taken …
buff.ly
November 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I've also got one that emails to tell him how many more hairs I've got in my eyebrows than he does.
“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC https://respawnfirst.com/linux-script-emails-sam-altman-unused-ram-ram-altman/ #news #tech #technology #AI #openai #samaltman #ramaltman #aislop #nvidia #AIPsychosis
mastodon.social
November 8, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Sam, this RAM belongs to me. Go find your own! 😂

Even the cat inside the computer is getting possessive! 😼

💀 Who's the real RAM boss here?

#RAM #RAMWars #RamAltman #GLOPZ
November 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
November 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
November 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Розробник створив RAM-Altman: Програма щодня скаржиться Сему Альтману на невикористану пам’ять #RAMAltman #СемАльтман #OpenAI #програмування #ІТновини
Розробник створив RAM-Altman: Програма щодня скаржиться Сему Альтману на невикористану пам’ять
Розробник Айен Ке випустив безоплатну програму RAM-Altman, яка відстежує використання оперативної пам’яті комп’ютера та готує щоденні електронні листи для генерального директора OpenAI Сема Альтмана. Якщо система виявляє, що значна частина RAM залишається незадіяною, інструмент формує повідомлення про обсяг пам’яті, яку можна було б використати ефективніше. Проєкт є пародією на нещодавні висловлювання Альтмана щодо розподілу ресурсів […] Post Розробник створив RAM-Altman: Програма щодня скаржиться Сему Альтману на невикористану пам’ять at Root-Nation.com.
root-nation.com
November 10, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Sam Altman has attempted to clarify how his controversial and tone-deaf “terrible” RAM remark was "taken out of contex#SamAltmant#RamAltmantman
Sam Altman explains how his "terrible" RAM statement was "taken out of context"
Sam Altman has attempted to clarify how his controversial and tone-deaf “terrible” RAM remark was "taken out of context."
www.neowin.net
November 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
No. Jokes and jabs aside, I think we should all take techbros, skin them alive, and hung them upside down in Times Square like Italy did with Mussolini.

This also includes, Elongated, Suckerburg, Sami Ramaltman, and a certain CEO of a GPU company. The green one.
June 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM