MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
Science literacy rates are at an all time low
April 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Science literacy rates are at an all time low
BREAKING: Federal Reserve leaves interest rates unchanged. Rates remain at 3.50% - 3.75%.
March 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
BREAKING: Federal Reserve leaves interest rates unchanged. Rates remain at 3.50% - 3.75%.
This is a great question for all of congress to think about.
Hypothetically,If FEMA goes away, what happens to home owners and other insurance rates ?
Climate change looks like it will make rates so high, home insurers will want equity in your house as a way of holding down rates
Hypothetically,If FEMA goes away, what happens to home owners and other insurance rates ?
Climate change looks like it will make rates so high, home insurers will want equity in your house as a way of holding down rates
January 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This is a great question for all of congress to think about.
Hypothetically,If FEMA goes away, what happens to home owners and other insurance rates ?
Climate change looks like it will make rates so high, home insurers will want equity in your house as a way of holding down rates
Hypothetically,If FEMA goes away, what happens to home owners and other insurance rates ?
Climate change looks like it will make rates so high, home insurers will want equity in your house as a way of holding down rates
confiscatory tax rates are a national security necessity
October 25, 2024 at 1:41 AM
confiscatory tax rates are a national security necessity
ANGIE CRAIG: I don't think you understand the difference between error rates and fraud rates. I honestly don't. SNAP has one of the lowest fraud rates of any program
BROOKE ROLLINS: You can't be serious when you say that
CRAIG: Your own data says that
BROOKE ROLLINS: You can't be serious when you say that
CRAIG: Your own data says that
June 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
ANGIE CRAIG: I don't think you understand the difference between error rates and fraud rates. I honestly don't. SNAP has one of the lowest fraud rates of any program
BROOKE ROLLINS: You can't be serious when you say that
CRAIG: Your own data says that
BROOKE ROLLINS: You can't be serious when you say that
CRAIG: Your own data says that
JUST IN: Federal Reserve keeps rates unchanged
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
JUST IN: Federal Reserve keeps rates unchanged
Oregon raises electricity rates by 29.7% for data centers and cuts residential electricity rates by 1.3%.
www.opb.org/article/2026... #energysky
www.opb.org/article/2026... #energysky
Oregon approves PGE’s 29.7% rate hike for data centers under landmark law
The Oregon Public Utility Commission unanimously approved Portland General Electric’s rate hike for large energy users to take effect Wednesday. Residential rates will go down 1.3%.
www.opb.org
July 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Oregon raises electricity rates by 29.7% for data centers and cuts residential electricity rates by 1.3%.
www.opb.org/article/2026... #energysky
www.opb.org/article/2026... #energysky
7.37% mortgage rates
September 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
7.37% mortgage rates
The secret to higher birth rates? Vigorously opposing authoritarianism
INBOX: South Korea's birth rate increased(!) for a second straight year(!!), with the highest year-over-year growth rate since 2007(!!!)
For the first time since 1981 (!!!!), both monthly births and marriages increased for all 12 months:
www.chosun.com/english/mark...
For the first time since 1981 (!!!!), both monthly births and marriages increased for all 12 months:
www.chosun.com/english/mark...
South Korea Birth Rate Rises 6.8%
South Korea Birth Rate Rises 6.8% Largest Increase in 18 Years as Fertility Rate Reaches 0.80
www.chosun.com
February 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The secret to higher birth rates? Vigorously opposing authoritarianism
70% top marginal tax rates
You're Gen X. You can bring back one thing from the 80s. What is it?
May 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
70% top marginal tax rates
local bunny rates her favorite lettuce 🐇🥬
October 7, 2024 at 6:18 PM
local bunny rates her favorite lettuce 🐇🥬
I mean, true, but not by changing statutory rates...
April 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I mean, true, but not by changing statutory rates...
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
September 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
It’s an excellent point and illustrates that the people panicking about birth rates really mean white birth rates.
The spectacle of all of these countries with declining birth rates letting people die in their oceans, trying to get in.
The path to the ‘small boats’ crisis is littered with past death
February 21, 2024 at 12:33 AM
It’s an excellent point and illustrates that the people panicking about birth rates really mean white birth rates.
my firm take is that any man loudly worried about fertility rates is a fucking creep
Derek Thompson is the canonical example of what staying on Twitter does to your brain.
May 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
my firm take is that any man loudly worried about fertility rates is a fucking creep
trump take rates
Sept 2024: Trump promises, “We’re going to bring [mortgage rates] down very fast. ... We will drive down the rates, so you will be able to pay 2% again.”
Sept 2026: Trump’s war pushes mortgage rates to 7% as he stops talking about the issue.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Sept 2026: Trump’s war pushes mortgage rates to 7% as he stops talking about the issue.
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Mortgage rates reach 7%, despite Trump’s misguided 2024 campaign promises
Until fairly recently, the president wanted the public to see him as directly responsible for mortgage rates. I think we know why he changed course.
www.ms.now
September 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
trump take rates
States with the lowest literacy rates shouldn’t be banning books, they should be reading them
August 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
States with the lowest literacy rates shouldn’t be banning books, they should be reading them
We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.
When EMI pulled funding on LIFE OF BRIAN days before shooting, the Pythons turned to a fan. George Harrison put up around £3 million of his own money to make the film, simply because he wanted to see it. Eric Idle called it "the world's most expensive cinema ticket."
June 7, 2026 at 2:29 PM
We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.
Me, storming out of the Hyundai dealership:
March 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Me, storming out of the Hyundai dealership:
Insurance rates up $2000.
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
October 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Insurance rates up $2000.
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Food benefits cut off.
Farmers unable to sell their crops.
Skyrocketing national debt.
$40 billion to Argentina.
America First!
Trump says because of oil prices going down, he’s going to “demand” an immediate reduction to interest rates.
Periodic reminder that the Fed doesn’t drop — or raise — interest rates on the whims of the president
Periodic reminder that the Fed doesn’t drop — or raise — interest rates on the whims of the president
January 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trump says because of oil prices going down, he’s going to “demand” an immediate reduction to interest rates.
Periodic reminder that the Fed doesn’t drop — or raise — interest rates on the whims of the president
Periodic reminder that the Fed doesn’t drop — or raise — interest rates on the whims of the president
Vaccination saves lives. Period.
November 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Vaccination saves lives. Period.