#REDUCE
He doesn’t want to “reduce chronic illnesses,” he wants to reduce people with chronic illnesses
August 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Trump's tariff war could reduce the supply of Christmas toys. But deporting children could reduce the demand.
May 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“If we reduce the complaints, we reduce the discrimination”
August 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Q: You don’t regret that people might’ve lost important income to support their lives?

A: No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit.

Q: Ok. Did you reduce the federal deficit?

A: No, we didn’t.
March 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
No problem I'll just "reduce my stress"
September 10, 2024 at 11:37 PM
how did we go from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building data centers everywhere
May 27, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Reduce your steam wishlist with this one weird trick! buy more game
November 29, 2024 at 1:08 AM
“I will reduce the price of bird feed by 50%, unlike ‘Sleepy Sparrow.’
May 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Congress Introduces Bill To Reduce Skull Fucking
Congress Introduces Bill To Reduce Skull Fucking
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January 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Laminated menus reduce your expectations
September 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Lawyer: You don't regret that people might have lost income?

Cavanaugh (DOGE): No, I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from two trillion dollars to close to zero.

Lawyer: Did you reduce the federal deficit?

Cavanaugh: No, we didn't.
This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon.

Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org
March 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It’s not true that vaccines only reduce severity. Vaccines significantly reduce transmission, as well as the risk of long COVID.
February 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Study Finds Ozempic Can Reduce Alcohol Cravings theonion.com/study-f...
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Duffy: "I don't have a plan to reduce costs."
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Reduce state capacity, reduce government performance
July 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A Study of the Effectiveness of the Galactic Initiative to Reduce Kessel Run Parsecs (GIRKRPs)
What’s your fake starwars academic paper
September 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Because “Reduce your Carbon Footprint”, while still a worthwhile effort, was essentially an astroturfed advertising campaign by BP to have individuals reduce their personal emissions through lifestyle choices while the oil industry continued to expand fossil fuel extraction infinitives.
how did we go from “reduce your carbon footprint” to building data centers everywhere
May 27, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The best way to reduce the cost of Medicaid is to name and shame big employers that pay their full time employees so little, they qualify for Medicaid
June 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A lifetime of "thoughts & prayers" have done JACK-SQUAT to reduce or eliminate gun violence. We need to do MORE.

It is the GUNS.

#SadButTRUE 💔
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Elizabeth Warren: "If fighting to reduce the cost of healthcare and avoid a coming catastrophe is not worth fighting for, then I don't know what is."
October 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?
Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?
YouTube video by The Onion
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March 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Team Newsom @governor.ca.gov is taking bold, concrete steps to reduce dependence on a chaotic federal health landscape.

California is now producing its own insulin through CalRx, an innovative and timely model that leverages their purchasing power to reduce healthcare costs for Californians.
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
How to reduce violent crime 🧐👇🏼💙
September 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Reduce, Re-Use, Re-icicle.
April 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Research universities are often the largest employers in their region. They are often the primary health care providers to communities. This funding shift will not only reduce US research leadership, it will put working people out of work and reduce healthcare access.
Excellent 🧵 on this evening's NIH announcement of a dramatic reduction in indirect rates for research institutions, which amounts to a generational restructuring of the US research and development ecosystem. These cuts are effective immediately, not just for new grants but for existing ones.
6. The policy does not just affect funding going forward. All existing NIH grants will have their indirect rates cut to 15% as of today, the date of issuance.

For a large university, this creates a sudden and catastrophic shortfall of hundreds of millions of dollars against already budgeted funds.
February 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM