"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
All dictators rewrite history.
March 3, 2026 at 6:23 AM
All dictators rewrite history.
Here comes the “apartheid really wasn’t so bad” history rewrite.
January 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Here comes the “apartheid really wasn’t so bad” history rewrite.
Don’t let the Orange Man rewrite history!
March 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Don’t let the Orange Man rewrite history!
This is the rewrite?
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is the rewrite?
A president who routinely gives orders attempting to rewrite history, is a president who's planning to commit atrocities.
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A president who routinely gives orders attempting to rewrite history, is a president who's planning to commit atrocities.
🎯🎯🎯 We need to call out the truth every day, because they are working overtime to rewrite history.
August 14, 2026 at 10:40 AM
🎯🎯🎯 We need to call out the truth every day, because they are working overtime to rewrite history.
They’re really trying to rewrite history
January 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They’re really trying to rewrite history
very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"
A different kind of April fools
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 PM
very fun to think that there are at least four votes for "the president can unilaterally rewrite a constitutional amendment"
With five votes John Roberts can rewrite the law but you don’t need to let him rewrite the dictionary.
May 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
With five votes John Roberts can rewrite the law but you don’t need to let him rewrite the dictionary.
Could you rewrite this like a journalist instead of a stenographer?
A sweeping overhaul of East Potomac Golf Links will begin Sept. 1, President Trump said Sunday after he toured the century-old municipal course with Interior Secretary Doug Burgum, renowned golf course architect Tom Fazio and White House aides.
Work on East Potomac Golf Links overhaul will begin Sept. 1, Trump says
Officials haven’t said how the speedy timeline will mesh with regulatory reviews they’ve pledged to follow.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 29, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Could you rewrite this like a journalist instead of a stenographer?
Stephen Miller does not get to rewrite the Constitution
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Stephen Miller does not get to rewrite the Constitution
Wikipedia has banned the use of AI to write or rewrite articles
March 27, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Wikipedia has banned the use of AI to write or rewrite articles
It’s easy to rewrite history when you destroy all the original records.
July 29, 2026 at 8:33 PM
It’s easy to rewrite history when you destroy all the original records.
deleting my wip rewrite so I can rewrite it again
November 8, 2024 at 8:34 PM
deleting my wip rewrite so I can rewrite it again
Pelosi: "January 6 was really sad in itself. But the sorrow of it also springs from the fact that this president is trying to rewrite history."
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Pelosi: "January 6 was really sad in itself. But the sorrow of it also springs from the fact that this president is trying to rewrite history."
A federal judge just blocked FEMA from withholding anti-terrorism funds from local governments that don't change how they run elections.
It's the latest blow to Trump's attempts to rewrite election rules.
It's the latest blow to Trump's attempts to rewrite election rules.
September 28, 2026 at 11:30 PM
A federal judge just blocked FEMA from withholding anti-terrorism funds from local governments that don't change how they run elections.
It's the latest blow to Trump's attempts to rewrite election rules.
It's the latest blow to Trump's attempts to rewrite election rules.
It’s fucking awful. 4 states have already started trying to rewrite their maps.
May 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
It’s fucking awful. 4 states have already started trying to rewrite their maps.
I keep seeing that Conryn wants Blanche to “rewrite” the Trump tax immunity provision in the slush fund agreement. Does anyone know what he wants it to say? “Rewrite” is a lot different from “rescind.”
July 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I keep seeing that Conryn wants Blanche to “rewrite” the Trump tax immunity provision in the slush fund agreement. Does anyone know what he wants it to say? “Rewrite” is a lot different from “rescind.”
Worth repeating: The Supreme Court does not have the power to overrule or rewrite our Constitution.
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Worth repeating: The Supreme Court does not have the power to overrule or rewrite our Constitution.
Draconic Rewrite (2/2)
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Draconic Rewrite (2/2)
Just filed a column about Farage. Might need a rewrite…
July 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Just filed a column about Farage. Might need a rewrite…
Neguse: "This is theater. Republicans are trying to rewrite history. That's what this is ... it's an outrage that Republicans now sit here and have the audacity to try to rewrite history in front of the officers who sacrificed everything to protect them."
January 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Neguse: "This is theater. Republicans are trying to rewrite history. That's what this is ... it's an outrage that Republicans now sit here and have the audacity to try to rewrite history in front of the officers who sacrificed everything to protect them."