(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir
whatcha thinkin?
September 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir
Somebody called him rigor tortoise
Sen. Mitch McConnell remains hospitalized as “he continues his recovery,” a spokesperson for the Kentucky Republican said in a statement. https://cnn.it/4vf8R2z
July 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Somebody called him rigor tortoise
![I don't have arthritis I have early onset rigor mortis.
[skeleton dancing and a crow or raven]
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Playing dead: Level: Rigor mortis.
January 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Playing dead: Level: Rigor mortis.
NEW statement from Dow Jones, the parent company of The Wall Street Journal:
"We have full confidence in the rigor and accuracy of our reporting, and will vigorously defend against any lawsuit."
"We have full confidence in the rigor and accuracy of our reporting, and will vigorously defend against any lawsuit."
July 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
NEW statement from Dow Jones, the parent company of The Wall Street Journal:
"We have full confidence in the rigor and accuracy of our reporting, and will vigorously defend against any lawsuit."
"We have full confidence in the rigor and accuracy of our reporting, and will vigorously defend against any lawsuit."
witnesses describe his posture as "Rigor Tortoise"
July 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
witnesses describe his posture as "Rigor Tortoise"
This just in from WSJ parent Dow Jones: "We have full confidence in the rigor and accuracy of our reporting, and will vigorously defend against any lawsuit."
July 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This just in from WSJ parent Dow Jones: "We have full confidence in the rigor and accuracy of our reporting, and will vigorously defend against any lawsuit."
He doesn't want rigor, he wants rigor mortis
He demands rigor in a field he knows nothing about, at a department whose offerings he has wildly and dishonestly distorted, at a university is simply too pure and good for.
This is him mansplaining the English Deparment to Joyce Carol Oates, whom he apparently is on first-name terms with.
Fun!
This is him mansplaining the English Deparment to Joyce Carol Oates, whom he apparently is on first-name terms with.
Fun!
August 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
He doesn't want rigor, he wants rigor mortis
“Sleep tight”?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
November 27, 2024 at 3:02 PM
“Sleep tight”?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
You mean, like, rigor mortis?
He’s in rigor tortoise.
I'm Pretty Sure Mitch Is Dead, OK?
Source: God.
www.thegodshow.com
July 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
He’s in rigor tortoise.
Waiting for rigor tortoise to set in
They're dry aging Kentucky's senior senator
July 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Waiting for rigor tortoise to set in
Ayuso en COPE: " En Madrid nos pusimos en manos del rigor científico".
El rigor científico de Ayuso:
El rigor científico de Ayuso:
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Ayuso en COPE: " En Madrid nos pusimos en manos del rigor científico".
El rigor científico de Ayuso:
El rigor científico de Ayuso:
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
February 28, 2026 at 3:13 PM
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
*pointing at a picture of mitch mcconnell in hospital*
me: rigor tortoise
me: rigor tortoise
July 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
*pointing at a picture of mitch mcconnell in hospital*
me: rigor tortoise
me: rigor tortoise
arthritis is just early onset rigor mortis.
October 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
arthritis is just early onset rigor mortis.
He's in rigor mortis.
September 15, 2026 at 2:03 AM
He's in rigor mortis.
WHAT: Balenciaga (spring 2027)
OCCASIONS: flirting with a shy librarian or breaking down the whole of the visible world into its constituent shapes, vectors, colors
IF IT WERE A SCENT: orange peel on a picnic blanket in Central Park
EMOTIONAL RANGE: curious/enamored
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: flirting with a shy librarian or breaking down the whole of the visible world into its constituent shapes, vectors, colors
IF IT WERE A SCENT: orange peel on a picnic blanket in Central Park
EMOTIONAL RANGE: curious/enamored
#MJMfashionGuide
October 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
WHAT: Balenciaga (spring 2027)
OCCASIONS: flirting with a shy librarian or breaking down the whole of the visible world into its constituent shapes, vectors, colors
IF IT WERE A SCENT: orange peel on a picnic blanket in Central Park
EMOTIONAL RANGE: curious/enamored
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: flirting with a shy librarian or breaking down the whole of the visible world into its constituent shapes, vectors, colors
IF IT WERE A SCENT: orange peel on a picnic blanket in Central Park
EMOTIONAL RANGE: curious/enamored
#MJMfashionGuide
Title text: "If you think curiosity without rigor is bad, you should see rigor without curiosity."
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3101#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3101#Transcript
June 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Title text: "If you think curiosity without rigor is bad, you should see rigor without curiosity."
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3101#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3101#Transcript
Urge a volta do elitismo, da superioridade intelectual, da carteirada, do gatekeep, do rigor técnico
Uma das coisas que mais me deixam indignado com os comunicadores de hoje em dia é essa abissal falta de cultura geral. Ninguém tem que ser especialista em tudo, mas mas na média o repertório dessa galera é muito, mas muito aquém do minimamente aceitável.
Aparentemente tocou De Música Ligera no estádio e os cara da cazetv não conheciam a acharam que era um cover MEXICANO de Capital kkkkkkkk
June 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Urge a volta do elitismo, da superioridade intelectual, da carteirada, do gatekeep, do rigor técnico
A patina of rigor.
A shimmer of order.
A shimmer of order.
April 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A patina of rigor.
A shimmer of order.
A shimmer of order.