bsky.app/profile/tgk.... we have a potential ripcon 2 event unfolding. repeat, potential ripcon 2 event
Keep him!
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
bsky.app/profile/tgk.... we have a potential ripcon 2 event unfolding. repeat, potential ripcon 2 event
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
July 12, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this
Chuck Norris is a RIPCON 5. Rest in piss you won't be missed!!
March 20, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Chuck Norris is a RIPCON 5. Rest in piss you won't be missed!!
RIPCON 4 tonite 👀
RIPCON 4 tonight queen??
RIPCON 4 tonite 👀
RIPCON 4 tonight queen??
RIPCON 4 tonite 👀
Rudy Giuliani is hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said
Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition: Spokesperson
Former New York City mayor has been hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said on Sunday.
abcnews.com
May 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
RIPCON 4 tonite 👀
RIPCON 4 tonight queen??
RIPCON 4 tonite 👀
RIPCON 4 tonight queen??
RIPCON 4 tonite 👀
RIPCON 3 everyone. I repeat: RIPCON 3.
May his memory be a curse.
May his memory be a curse.
June 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
RIPCON 3 everyone. I repeat: RIPCON 3.
May his memory be a curse.
May his memory be a curse.
RIPCON 2: FAST PACE
April 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
RIPCON 2: FAST PACE
that’s an easy RIPCON 1 imo, maybe the only other one
No amount of “do not speak ill of the dead” discourse can prepare us for the long-awaited day when they put JK Rowling in the dirt.
July 14, 2026 at 5:30 AM
that’s an easy RIPCON 1 imo, maybe the only other one
ripcon 1 we should all go out to our cars and honk the horn a bunch
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
ripcon 1 we should all go out to our cars and honk the horn a bunch
Genuinely this is like Christmas to me. This is a RIPCON 3 for sheer humor
March 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Genuinely this is like Christmas to me. This is a RIPCON 3 for sheer humor
I like that ripcon one just states “it happened”
May 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I like that ripcon one just states “it happened”
I’d argue RIPCON 2 since he was still an active senator and we’re living through the war he masturbated to, profusely.
July 12, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I’d argue RIPCON 2 since he was still an active senator and we’re living through the war he masturbated to, profusely.
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
Confirmed, we are at RIPCON 3
calling this a RIPCON 3 (unconfirmed by official sources)
BREAKING: Alan Greenspan, the influential economist who served as Federal Reserve chairman under four presidents, dies at 100.
June 22, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Confirmed, we are at RIPCON 3
okay yeah the future is definitely going to hold horrors beyond my comprehension but NATO eating it is a personal RIPCON 2 for me
Worth noting that Donald Trump just announced the end of NATO and the Special Relationship in one tweet.
March 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
okay yeah the future is definitely going to hold horrors beyond my comprehension but NATO eating it is a personal RIPCON 2 for me
I'm gonna argue for RIPCON 2 since he was still actively a member of the Senate and was running for another term.
July 12, 2026 at 10:57 AM
I'm gonna argue for RIPCON 2 since he was still actively a member of the Senate and was running for another term.
He's gonna be a RIPCON 2, btw.
January 25, 2026 at 12:16 AM
He's gonna be a RIPCON 2, btw.
Not sure this rises to a formal declaration of RIPCON 5, but either way: RIP Bozo
BREAKING: Barney Frank, a longtime Democratic congressman who crafted financial reforms and brought visibility to gay rights, dies.
Barney Frank, a liberal congressman and trailblazer for gay rights, dies. He was 86.
Barney Frank has died. The longtime Democratic congressman from Massachusetts was a leading liberal who brought new visibility to gay rights.
bit.ly
May 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Not sure this rises to a formal declaration of RIPCON 5, but either way: RIP Bozo
He's a big RIPCON 3 but RIPCON 3 confirmed
July 12, 2026 at 1:25 PM
He's a big RIPCON 3 but RIPCON 3 confirmed
As someone who’s entire family was bombed by Kissinger, could I VETO him higher to RIPCON 1 or 2?
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
As someone who’s entire family was bombed by Kissinger, could I VETO him higher to RIPCON 1 or 2?
Mitch finally biting it would easily be a RIPCON 3, arguably even a level 2.
July 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Mitch finally biting it would easily be a RIPCON 3, arguably even a level 2.
JK Rowling at ripcon 2. I can't wait to see that headline.
January 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
JK Rowling at ripcon 2. I can't wait to see that headline.
I’d add Stephen miller as a RIPCON 2 example
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I’d add Stephen miller as a RIPCON 2 example