Have to think that at least some of the negative for option 4 is because people would be annoyed at not being able to find out about ripcon 1 in real time lol
This is frying me
September 21, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Have to think that at least some of the negative for option 4 is because people would be annoyed at not being able to find out about ripcon 1 in real time lol
Personally, said military junta is more likely than ripcon 1 happening at this point.
September 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Personally, said military junta is more likely than ripcon 1 happening at this point.
also, this does raise the question. Lindsey Graham died like 2 months ago. do we stand down from ripcon 3 in the absence of other notable deaths, or is our vigilance unwavering
September 17, 2026 at 2:14 PM
also, this does raise the question. Lindsey Graham died like 2 months ago. do we stand down from ripcon 3 in the absence of other notable deaths, or is our vigilance unwavering
Fuck the F1 calendar announcement Santino Ferrucci is OUT of the AJ Foyt 14 ride. Hauger goes to Foyt.
Solid ripcon 3. Let's fucking go. 🏎️
Solid ripcon 3. Let's fucking go. 🏎️
September 16, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Fuck the F1 calendar announcement Santino Ferrucci is OUT of the AJ Foyt 14 ride. Hauger goes to Foyt.
Solid ripcon 3. Let's fucking go. 🏎️
Solid ripcon 3. Let's fucking go. 🏎️
Listen we can all agree that Robert Kraft is at least a RIPCON 4 Minor Demon but let’s not drag the good name of prostitution down with him
September 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Listen we can all agree that Robert Kraft is at least a RIPCON 4 Minor Demon but let’s not drag the good name of prostitution down with him
I was speculating with a friend the other day about what RIPCON level Mitch McConnel would represent (see attached chart if anyone's not seen it) and the thing is he's basically just a solid 3 now. He was just too good at his job and he made himself redundant in the machinery of evil.
September 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I was speculating with a friend the other day about what RIPCON level Mitch McConnel would represent (see attached chart if anyone's not seen it) and the thing is he's basically just a solid 3 now. He was just too good at his job and he made himself redundant in the machinery of evil.
I hope your your prep done for ripcon 1
September 2, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I hope your your prep done for ripcon 1
Now that would count as a RIPCON 1, it happened moment.
May his final days be full of the worst pain imaginable.
May his final days be full of the worst pain imaginable.
September 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Now that would count as a RIPCON 1, it happened moment.
May his final days be full of the worst pain imaginable.
May his final days be full of the worst pain imaginable.
negative on the ripcon scale?
August 26, 2026 at 5:32 PM
negative on the ripcon scale?
RIPCON 1 can't come soon enough
August 22, 2026 at 2:13 PM
RIPCON 1 can't come soon enough
QTP with a cartoon with a awesome theme song
August 11, 2026 at 6:14 AM
QTP with a cartoon with a awesome theme song
a lower-tier RIPCON to be sure, but a welcome one
August 3, 2026 at 1:52 PM
a lower-tier RIPCON to be sure, but a welcome one
Will they do these self-effacing gestures when we hit Ripcon-1?
Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
July 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Will they do these self-effacing gestures when we hit Ripcon-1?
Hopefully ripcon 1 happens soon
July 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Hopefully ripcon 1 happens soon
Ripcon 1 will begin its pregame mode once the oompa loompa has to use any sort of walker or cane...
July 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Ripcon 1 will begin its pregame mode once the oompa loompa has to use any sort of walker or cane...
sorry, but please enlighten me to the concept of RIPCON
July 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
sorry, but please enlighten me to the concept of RIPCON
I’ve seen people claim Rowling is a RIPCON 1 but no there’s only one of those atm (well maybe 2 putin might count) but she’s definitely a RIPCON 2
July 19, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I’ve seen people claim Rowling is a RIPCON 1 but no there’s only one of those atm (well maybe 2 putin might count) but she’s definitely a RIPCON 2
Idk I think the Tate news deserves a modest increase in RIPCON like it’s not a full RIP but I think we’re probably RIPCON 4
July 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Idk I think the Tate news deserves a modest increase in RIPCON like it’s not a full RIP but I think we’re probably RIPCON 4
seems we're on RIPCON 2 watch again re: a certain senator
July 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
seems we're on RIPCON 2 watch again re: a certain senator
She's up there in RIPCON 2 levels.
July 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
She's up there in RIPCON 2 levels.
tenna needs to win; due to tobys sexyman track record i believe we will advance towards a ripcon 1 if he does
July 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
tenna needs to win; due to tobys sexyman track record i believe we will advance towards a ripcon 1 if he does
that’s an easy RIPCON 1 imo, maybe the only other one
No amount of “do not speak ill of the dead” discourse can prepare us for the long-awaited day when they put JK Rowling in the dirt.
July 14, 2026 at 5:30 AM
that’s an easy RIPCON 1 imo, maybe the only other one