Chief Strategist for Rand Paul.
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Chief Strategist for Rand Paul.
When even Rand Paul thinks you’re despicable.
September 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When even Rand Paul thinks you’re despicable.
I don’t think Rand is voting to confirm Markwayne.
March 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I don’t think Rand is voting to confirm Markwayne.
#MAGACultMorons always blame someone else. F*ck rand paul
July 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
#MAGACultMorons always blame someone else. F*ck rand paul
Rand Paul should name names.
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rand Paul should name names.
Rand Fucking Paul is voting against the damn CR!
March 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Rand Fucking Paul is voting against the damn CR!
Rand Paul almost died on Squawk Box 😳
September 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Rand Paul almost died on Squawk Box 😳
when you’ve lost Rand Paul
May 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
when you’ve lost Rand Paul
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
July 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
In 2019, Rand Paul tweeted, "I'm tired of the United States fighting everyone else's wars."
In 2024, Rand Paul supports Pete Hegseth.
Never allow Rand Paul to touch your eyes.
In 2024, Rand Paul supports Pete Hegseth.
Never allow Rand Paul to touch your eyes.
January 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In 2019, Rand Paul tweeted, "I'm tired of the United States fighting everyone else's wars."
In 2024, Rand Paul supports Pete Hegseth.
Never allow Rand Paul to touch your eyes.
In 2024, Rand Paul supports Pete Hegseth.
Never allow Rand Paul to touch your eyes.
When even Rand Paul is like, “Yeah, that’s too extreme.”
April 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When even Rand Paul is like, “Yeah, that’s too extreme.”
Saxon, Kenzie, and Rand. #MouseGuard
November 6, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Saxon, Kenzie, and Rand. #MouseGuard
If I owned a bookstore I would simply not put Ayn Rand in Classics. I wouldn’t sell Ayn Rand. It would be our slogan: If you’re looking for Ayn Rand, goodbye
May 18, 2026 at 5:16 AM
If I owned a bookstore I would simply not put Ayn Rand in Classics. I wouldn’t sell Ayn Rand. It would be our slogan: If you’re looking for Ayn Rand, goodbye
FOX NEWS: Can you vote for him?
RAND PAUL: No
RAND PAUL: No
March 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
FOX NEWS: Can you vote for him?
RAND PAUL: No
RAND PAUL: No
The thing about Rand Paul I’m ok with is he literally does not care what anyone thinks of his policies
The thing I don’t like about Rand Paul are most of his policies
The thing I don’t like about Rand Paul are most of his policies
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The thing about Rand Paul I’m ok with is he literally does not care what anyone thinks of his policies
The thing I don’t like about Rand Paul are most of his policies
The thing I don’t like about Rand Paul are most of his policies
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.
Rand Paul (R-KY) going off on his own party.
May 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Rand Paul (R-KY) going off on his own party.
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime
BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg and Rand Paul have a new custody agreement for the wig.
January 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg and Rand Paul have a new custody agreement for the wig.
Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker
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December 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker
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When Rand Paul starts making sense… 😕
February 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When Rand Paul starts making sense… 😕
Oh man, Rand paul makes a lot of sense here
Rand Paul: "The reason we have trials & we don't automatically assume guilt is what if we make a mistake and they happen to be people fleeing the Venezuelan dictator? ... off our coast it isn't our policy just to blow people up ... even the worst people in our country, they still get a trial."
September 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Oh man, Rand paul makes a lot of sense here
Rand Paul gets dragged again
Apparently late last night the dumbass Rand Paul put up an amendment to raise the Social Security retirement age to 70 and failed miserably….Chuck Schumer’s comment after the vote was read got me crying 🤣
December 21, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Rand Paul gets dragged again
when RAND corporation released their report on neo-medievalism I don't think they were expecting it to be this medieval
January 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
when RAND corporation released their report on neo-medievalism I don't think they were expecting it to be this medieval
When Rand Paul is the voice of reason in your party, you’re in a bad place.
March 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When Rand Paul is the voice of reason in your party, you’re in a bad place.