Seattle Public Library's card catalog is back online! Those ransomeware fuckers tried to ruin summer reading, but we're back, baby!
August 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Seattle Public Library's card catalog is back online! Those ransomeware fuckers tried to ruin summer reading, but we're back, baby!
We need more coverage of the British Library ransomeware attack
British Library data now apparently up for sale to the highest bidder. This screenshot now circulating in the other place.
November 20, 2023 at 11:38 AM
We need more coverage of the British Library ransomeware attack
A friend just informed me that United Healthcare's been making large crypto payments to ransomeware gangs all year, gotta wonder if that's related to it's CEO getting assassinated
UnitedHealth says Change Healthcare cyberattack cost it $872 million
The $872 million most likely excludes any amount UnitedHealth may have paid to hackers in ransom.
www.cbsnews.com
December 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM
A friend just informed me that United Healthcare's been making large crypto payments to ransomeware gangs all year, gotta wonder if that's related to it's CEO getting assassinated
Plus: A ransomeware gang steals data on 8,000 preschoolers, Microsoft blocks Israel’s military from using its cloud for surveillance, call-recording app Neon hits pause over security holes, and more. www.wired.com/story/app-us...
An App Used to Dox Charlie Kirk Critics Doxed Its Own Users Instead
Plus: A ransomeware gang steals data on 8,000 preschoolers, Microsoft blocks Israel’s military from using its cloud for surveillance, call-recording app Neon hits pause over security holes, and more.
www.wired.com
September 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Plus: A ransomeware gang steals data on 8,000 preschoolers, Microsoft blocks Israel’s military from using its cloud for surveillance, call-recording app Neon hits pause over security holes, and more. www.wired.com/story/app-us...
There’s a fight between the ransomeware group clop and SH too, allegedly.
September 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
There’s a fight between the ransomeware group clop and SH too, allegedly.
did yall hear about the hacker who got away?
he ransomeware
he ransomeware
November 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
did yall hear about the hacker who got away?
he ransomeware
he ransomeware
Two scams in one: 1) crypto is propped up by a bunch of relatively low level scams. pump and dumps, frauds, money laundering, ransomeware
2) crypto as a project is a conspiracy to enslave humanity by replacing currency controlled by democratic states with deflationary "currency" controlled by them
2) crypto as a project is a conspiracy to enslave humanity by replacing currency controlled by democratic states with deflationary "currency" controlled by them
April 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Two scams in one: 1) crypto is propped up by a bunch of relatively low level scams. pump and dumps, frauds, money laundering, ransomeware
2) crypto as a project is a conspiracy to enslave humanity by replacing currency controlled by democratic states with deflationary "currency" controlled by them
2) crypto as a project is a conspiracy to enslave humanity by replacing currency controlled by democratic states with deflationary "currency" controlled by them
He probably ransomeware
Hey, where did the cybersecurity guy go?
October 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
He probably ransomeware
I understand everything now.......
June 9, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I understand everything now.......
it wouldn't surprise me if there's a whole secondary market for ransomeware insurance
May 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
it wouldn't surprise me if there's a whole secondary market for ransomeware insurance
Uhhhhh Canvas is hacked and teachers in our local school district and colleges are getting ransomeware pop ups when they try to use it. This seems Bad, Actually?
May 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Uhhhhh Canvas is hacked and teachers in our local school district and colleges are getting ransomeware pop ups when they try to use it. This seems Bad, Actually?
It’s like we gave the ransomeware hackers everything they wanted before they even asked.
February 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It’s like we gave the ransomeware hackers everything they wanted before they even asked.
Put a chastity cage on my protogen call that intentionally installing ransomeware
December 27, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Put a chastity cage on my protogen call that intentionally installing ransomeware
i’m guessing ransomeware. bad business!!
October 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i’m guessing ransomeware. bad business!!
An IT guy told me once you should never pay a ransom in a ransomeware attack. Usually that's the only way they know for sure it was successful, so they'll keep coming after you. If you instead fix stuff internally and never acknowledge it, they'll move on. He only handled small businesses, though.
December 4, 2024 at 3:09 PM
An IT guy told me once you should never pay a ransom in a ransomeware attack. Usually that's the only way they know for sure it was successful, so they'll keep coming after you. If you instead fix stuff internally and never acknowledge it, they'll move on. He only handled small businesses, though.
My computer suddenly has swallows and Amazons all over the screen and a message asking for money. I think it's been infected with Arthur Ransomeware.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
July 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
My computer suddenly has swallows and Amazons all over the screen and a message asking for money. I think it's been infected with Arthur Ransomeware.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
I got a fucking virus and now I can’t find the motherfucker at the IT desk.
Guess she ransomeware!
Guess she ransomeware!
Got a virus on my computer that locked all my files until I changed my gender.
I hate transomeware.
I hate transomeware.
June 27, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I got a fucking virus and now I can’t find the motherfucker at the IT desk.
Guess she ransomeware!
Guess she ransomeware!
not my company using ai generated stock videos for fucking ransomeware training.
are we for goddamn real right now
are we for goddamn real right now
August 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
not my company using ai generated stock videos for fucking ransomeware training.
are we for goddamn real right now
are we for goddamn real right now
The Beekeeper might be one of the most enjoyably bad movies I've seen recently. A relentlessly dumb answer to "what if Jason Statham tried to do his own John Wick, Kingsman, and Hitman film in one film?" It's a movie where ransomware attacks take place in rooms that looks like this:
March 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Beekeeper might be one of the most enjoyably bad movies I've seen recently. A relentlessly dumb answer to "what if Jason Statham tried to do his own John Wick, Kingsman, and Hitman film in one film?" It's a movie where ransomware attacks take place in rooms that looks like this:
late night BSky.
Q: how did the hackers escape the police?
A: they ransomeware.
Q: how did the hackers escape the police?
A: they ransomeware.
July 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
late night BSky.
Q: how did the hackers escape the police?
A: they ransomeware.
Q: how did the hackers escape the police?
A: they ransomeware.
I haven't heard of electric being shut off but ransomeware victims, are well advised to turn off the network and computers. It can takes months to rebuild computers and scan every single file for backdoors to come back from such an attack.
July 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I haven't heard of electric being shut off but ransomeware victims, are well advised to turn off the network and computers. It can takes months to rebuild computers and scan every single file for backdoors to come back from such an attack.
We’re going to install ransomeware on their computers to extort them for the rebuilding costs
July 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
We’re going to install ransomeware on their computers to extort them for the rebuilding costs