Every libertarian realtor down here is heading for the fainting couch
November 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Every libertarian realtor down here is heading for the fainting couch
This is what happens when you interview a Realtor
I've been talking to voters today in Greenwich, CT. One resident expressed concern about fascism and how it affects the world young people are entering.
Afterwards, he advised me and all young people to try and buy a house in Greenwich, one of the most expensive markets in the nation.
Afterwards, he advised me and all young people to try and buy a house in Greenwich, one of the most expensive markets in the nation.
November 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
This is what happens when you interview a Realtor
Vanessa the only realtor in the DMV? #BeyondTheGates
November 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Vanessa the only realtor in the DMV? #BeyondTheGates
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November 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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My parents did not leave the house that looked out at a drug market. My mother got elected to city council and lobbied successfully for zoning enforcement and a police substation. When my father died, a realtor told me she couldn't sell a house in that neighborhood.
Was red-lining wrong? Was creating expressways across Black neighborhoods and leaving white ones untouched wrong? Was a race to sell a house before property values decreased wrong? My grandparents lived in an area that became largely black. They stayed. They lived. The area eventually changed again
November 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
My parents did not leave the house that looked out at a drug market. My mother got elected to city council and lobbied successfully for zoning enforcement and a police substation. When my father died, a realtor told me she couldn't sell a house in that neighborhood.
My realtor is taking me to look at some new construction homes this evening. We shall see what they looking like bc the builders are giving hella seller incentives
November 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
My realtor is taking me to look at some new construction homes this evening. We shall see what they looking like bc the builders are giving hella seller incentives
For 3 minutes this morning I was angry about the Toronto realtor reel I saw ranting about no parking in that bldn w a cannon out front on University. “How stupid everyone is - city, developer” tone. Like, the units sell fine. I need a real estate agent filter in all of my life.
Stop 👏 interviewing 👏 real estate brokers 👏 as 👏 experts. Anecdotally, there is not a run on cheap detached homes near garden suites. You can easily check this!
November 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
For 3 minutes this morning I was angry about the Toronto realtor reel I saw ranting about no parking in that bldn w a cannon out front on University. “How stupid everyone is - city, developer” tone. Like, the units sell fine. I need a real estate agent filter in all of my life.
Your mama's so stupid, she got confused by the signs outside of people's houses and voted for a realtor.
October 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Your mama's so stupid, she got confused by the signs outside of people's houses and voted for a realtor.
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November 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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With all of the political voting lawn signs out there. I think I voted for a realtor 😂🤪🤪🤪🤣
November 2, 2026 at 12:59 AM
With all of the political voting lawn signs out there. I think I voted for a realtor 😂🤪🤪🤪🤣
the very straight, very cis realtor lady i met at a party years ago went as the killer from camp miasma for halloween and I'm fully baffled by it
November 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
the very straight, very cis realtor lady i met at a party years ago went as the killer from camp miasma for halloween and I'm fully baffled by it
Realtor here. Please don't filter me out :-).
November 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Realtor here. Please don't filter me out :-).
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November 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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This one doesn’t have his hamburger meat (a.k.a. chest hair) on proud display like the realtor. Lame. #svengoolie
November 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
This one doesn’t have his hamburger meat (a.k.a. chest hair) on proud display like the realtor. Lame. #svengoolie
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May I add that Steve Witkoff, the Trump foreign relations hobbyist and realtor, called Putin a "humanitarian."
November 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
May I add that Steve Witkoff, the Trump foreign relations hobbyist and realtor, called Putin a "humanitarian."
So our previous realtor had a family emergency and has had to step away from her work for a while 🥴 not her fault and hell yeah absolutely do that, but it also means we have to start all over with a new realtor and time is ticking down until we need to leave... Trying not to scream
November 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
So our previous realtor had a family emergency and has had to step away from her work for a while 🥴 not her fault and hell yeah absolutely do that, but it also means we have to start all over with a new realtor and time is ticking down until we need to leave... Trying not to scream
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Well shit...son is realtor, he got me my rental. Let me know if you want his help.
November 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Well shit...son is realtor, he got me my rental. Let me know if you want his help.
This realtor identified the right problem: land as a long-term investment.
He circles around the solution, but never quite lands on it though. Land value tax solves this (replace taxes on income and building.)
He circles around the solution, but never quite lands on it though. Land value tax solves this (replace taxes on income and building.)
November 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
This realtor identified the right problem: land as a long-term investment.
He circles around the solution, but never quite lands on it though. Land value tax solves this (replace taxes on income and building.)
He circles around the solution, but never quite lands on it though. Land value tax solves this (replace taxes on income and building.)
Imagine being so confident you’re going to become Ohio’s next governor that you buy a $15 MILLION estate across from the Governor’s Mansion. And the realtor? Tina Husted, wife of Republican @senjonhusted, positioned
November 3, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Imagine being so confident you’re going to become Ohio’s next governor that you buy a $15 MILLION estate across from the Governor’s Mansion. And the realtor? Tina Husted, wife of Republican @senjonhusted, positioned
Frantically dialing my Realtor to find a storefront for my throw-your-own-clay studio called Brookyln
October 30, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Frantically dialing my Realtor to find a storefront for my throw-your-own-clay studio called Brookyln